Rohita Kadambi @RohitaKadambi
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Some of these songs really should have stayed in the drafts, tbh.
I just know football man pronounces "Aristotle" like "Chipotle."
"So I look in people's windows Like I'm some deranged weirdo I attend Christmas parties from outside I look in people's windows"
Stephen Sondheim said "you see the trouble with poet is how do you know it's deceased?" and Taylor Swift wrote a secret double album.
"Sir, a second album has dropped"
HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51
HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51
"I'm having his baby No, I'm not, but you should see your faces"
The most shocking thing about "The Alchemy" is the implication that Travis Kelce can spell "heroine"
My favorite Taylor Swift songs are the ones in a major key with an upbeat but devastating lyrics. So yes, I love "I Can Do It With a Broken Heart."
Put narcotics into all of my songs And that’s why you’re still singing along
One slip and falling back into the hedge maze Oh what a way to die
"And my friends all smell like weed or little babies" is exactly what being in your 30s is like
I felt more when we played pretend Than with all the Kens
Not the Grimace period on the right
Not the Grimace period on the right
This would heal me
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Much safer than a cop!
Most liked on insta and a tragic reminder that I will never be hot, just silly.
Most liked on insta and a tragic reminder that I will never be hot, just silly. https://t.co/IciinoyXqp
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I, too, have been living through Taylor Swift discourse since the 4th grade
“tHe pUbLiC” has been “GeTtiNg TiReD oF tAyLoR sWiFt” since I was in 4th grade. This discourse isn’t even clockwork, at this point it’s simply tradition.
great now I have to watch poor things: untucked
what you know about the Bella Baxter elevator
@RohitaKadambi He heard that lyric and was like, “If it bothers you so much then introduce us!”
I really hope she was talking about Easy A here
I am LOVE. Heavy film....but amazing! Wow
I enjoyed the second drop MUCH better but I think they’re benefiting from the lacklusterness of original recipe TTPD. There’s not a single swing for a career high here, it’s more of what we already have. I don’t anticipate any of these cracking my top 10.
@RohitaKadambi And Sophocles like Popsicles
When Taylor said, “And my friends all smell like weed or little babies,” every 30something nodded in unison
We in SoCal barely know it exists
The Inland Empire has gotta be the largest (both in population and area) region that receives basically no media attention. It’s larger than some countries, like 5 million people live there, no one outside of SoCal knows it exists.
Tortured Poets Department sounds like a secret organization in a Lemony Snicket book
It takes two. I thought one was enough, it's not true.
She’s trying to kill us.
It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine…
Imagine being trusted with the welfare of students and choosing to force them out onto the street in one of the most expensive cities in the world! Who would continue to send their kids to a place that did this?
Giving us 15 minutes to pack up and leave from our housing is seriously twisted. I am not surprised at all — I am glad administration is finally showing their face to the general student body, because student organizers have known from the start how evil these administrators are.
Seems like she kinda hates some of her fans rn lol and I don’t blame her
I’m engraving “How is ‘I Can Do it With a Broken Heart’ not the single?????????????????????????” onto my tombstone
It was fine. I really liked a few songs actually. But what I would give for her to switch it up a little. She’s just very sonically predictable at this point. Why do I know how so many of these songs will go before even getting to the chorus?
Taylor Swift and Beyoncé have done so much to publicly support each other, including attending each other’s premieres in Los Angeles and London, yet *SOME* of their fans continue to try to one-up each other. Sad.
This album is like the 17th season of Grey’s Anatomy… I still love the show! But I wish she was interested in doing anything else creatively?? At least Shonda dropped Bridgerton then…
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