Wisecracking Blonde @RoobsC
Host: Wisecracking Blonde Trivia Show I Mac & Cheese Lover🧀 I Humorist 🤣 I IG/TikTok/Web/Pinterest: WisecrackingBlonde I https://t.co/SmAgwXwban open.spotify.com/show/0FhvKbzMl… San Diego, CA Joined January 2020-
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I'm not sure how we're supposed to find our life's purpose when most of us couldn't even find Waldo.
Entering my Adam Sandler era. I don't mean rewatching his movies. I mean not caring about how I look.
Friday is starting to feel like 3 Sundays in a trenchcoat.
I wish I loved anything as much as the charmin bears love pooping.
Have you checked out my podcast yet?
Have you checked out my podcast yet? https://t.co/FKtxbsyyNM
Companies: Due to increased wages we are raising our prices. Also Companies: Does not increase wages, still raises prices.
So you're Southern but are you 70% sugar 30% iced tea Southern?
Pretty ironic that your body's defense plan when you get sick is to close all your airways.
There are few things more jarring than being ripped out of a deep sleep by a leg cramp.
Cake is always appropriate because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.
5️⃣ Questions 2️⃣ Minutes 🚫 No Chit-Chat Trivia Challenge Episodes 1 through 5 available now to test yourself 📝
No, I'm sorry I can't remember that very important thing because my brain is full of song lyrics from every song ever written from 1995 to 2005.
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I downplay the size of my breasts in photos & on a first date. When men I’ve dated realize they’re bigger than expected I’ve never been accused of misrepresenting myself. Can anyone help me figure out why being fatter is deceit but having larger tits is a welcomed surprise?? 🫠
Men show up heavier, older looking, balder, or shorter all the time They also sometimes show up married, hiding their identity, falsely representing their intentions, or willing to cause physical harm Forgive me for not feeling bad that men are afraid their date might be chubby
On a date a guy told me he had met a woman from an app that showed up 40lbs heavier than she appeared in photos He said this like I should be horrified for him. Like he had been harmed With a straight face he said “that should be considered fraud” Someone get me another cat
@RoobsC Come to England, NOBODY here has ever lost Waldo!* *Because we're all looking for Wally.
I found all of them.😄
I'm not sure how we're supposed to find our life's purpose when most of us couldn't even find Waldo.
@RoobsC I got you… Life isn’t about being famous, rich… or popular. “Life,” is about becoming a better version of yourself through the choices you make. Mistakes are suppose to help you learn and grow from that… Each of us have the same amount of issues but in different life areas.
Am I the only person who can take a bread tie off & not be able to find it literally 3 seconds later?
wanna go get tacos, kill a tub of ice cream and then feel badly about ourselves later?
When ancient Indiana Jones gets stuck in a tree it prompts him to tell a psychiatrist about the time Sigmund Freud encouraged him to give a snowglobe to a princess when he was nine years old. There is a lot to unpack in No Time For Love Doctor Jones! player.captivate.fm/episode/3205fc…
Me: “Okay. Have to send the rest of those AAO emails out.” Wife: “What’s that?” Me: “American Association of Orthodontists.” Wife: “Oh. I thought it was A**holes Anonymous Organization. I figured you were the president.”
Ferris Bueller... pretty much a low-grade asshole. Yeah.... I'm talking to you.