Lies feed fascism. @RussChism
Gardener. Patriot. He/him Joined March 2015-
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Good thing I'm paying @ATT full price for their top tier gig service, instead of for the much less expensive 300 Mbps service. I'd feel like a chump if I was that slow.
The vast majority of people who are killed by heat or killed by cold are actually killed by poverty. It’s not a random act of weather, it’s the systemic violence of poverty
Idk who needs to hear this: Bicyclists don’t pay insurance because our liability doesn’t warrant it. We don’t pay sticker or parking fees because bikes don’t use much space or weigh much. We’re entitled to use the road because our income/sales/property tax dollars pay for it.
Best thing I've seen for really understanding this problem.
Best thing I've seen for really understanding this problem.
-the temps are dropping -the archery is archerying -the football is footballing -the fatty bears are fatty bear-ing -the chonky squirrels are CHONKERING -the 12 foot skeletons are 12 foot skeleton-ing October, you’re a BEAUTIFUL thing 😭🙏🧎♀️🍁
To be happy for no reason…
For the cost of $285 million, Milan will be building 466 miles of fully separated bike lanes. Building a fully interconnected bike network for 35% of the cost of rebuilding a Chicago highway interchange is simply a no-brainer.
This right here. Man up.
This right here. Man up.
PG-13 for language, but the funniest one has no obscenity whatsoever.
PG-13 for language, but the funniest one has no obscenity whatsoever.
Woot!
@AstroKatie It's interesting on my campus. Those still masking are the social work profs and those who teach statistics.
Hey House Democrats, one more reminder: Don’t bail out House Republicans tomorrow. Don’t throw them a lifeline. Don’t team up with a few Republicans to pick some “consensus” Speaker. This is THEIR mess. This is THEIR dysfunction. THEY own it. The American people need to see it.
Twitter been pushing Kari Lake at me so hard, I had to block her.
I do not favor casual usage of “small dick energy” comments, but I also think that when a sexual predator who teaches wannabe sexual predators how to prey amps up his predator minions to swarm over a teenage girl, we’re not in casual territory.
What the rightwing response to Andrew Tate has proven beyond any doubt is they don't actually care about "grooming" and never did. It's an accusation that masks an admission. In their worldview, women of any age are men's rightful sexual property, and they want the monopoly. 1/
I once had an illicit vegetable garden in prison. We smuggled fresh veggies into the cell blocks. A thread...
"As a police officer, I don't like them" "As a drunk driver, I don't like them" "As a cyclist, I don't like them" "As a pedestrian, I don't like them" "As a traffic signal sales rep, I don't like them" (a little roundabout 🧵)
Best easy explanation I've seen.
For those who celebrate, here’s a Christmas gift! Four Christmas related fishes! Paracentropyge boylei, the Peppermint Angelfish Halichoeres ornatissimus, the Christmas Wrasse Serranus chionaraia, the Snow Basslet Macropharyngodon bipartitus, the Blue-star Leopard Wrasse
Emily Greg @EmilyGreg15
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Warren Alan Tidwell @warrentidwell
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CancelEmpires @CancelEmpire
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Ola @0la_chica
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Meidas 🌊~BK Heyn @kheningspeedone
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Yem @yemesgu
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Tynisa Thee Cynical G.. @Kalarigamerchic
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The Eeky Guy @eeky_guy
522 Followers 3K Following Talking to Unseen Others (an Eeky Guy project) debut album available now: https://t.co/kqPr9xMFDK
Lillie @loverunyoga
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Citizen_Campbell @campbell_elroy
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kimcheee 🏳️�.. @kfera25
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0719Alaina @0719_alaina
555 Followers 5K Following Neither Democrat or Republican. Love my country and stand by Our Constitution. Our country is divided and it's scary!
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Joy anderson mark @Joyandersonmar1
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Andy Bloom is Woke @AndrewWBloom
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Grace Savoy-Burke @graysentomology
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Holmes Rebecca @HolmesRebecca6
45 Followers 377 Following I am a Christian. I am a spiritual sort, who values conciousness and honest communication.
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S. Bohn McCallister, .. @SBMcCallister
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🆘 🇺🇦 Rev Mag.. @revmagdalen
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ZenJen @zenjen53
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Rory 🇳🇱 🇪�.. @rory20s
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Darin A. Robinson II @rain4estwhitaka
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Slim slow slider @YouKnowMe50023
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🌊Elisabeth Parker�.. @iamelisabethp
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Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_
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Emma D. Jimenez-Aumac.. @EmmaD_62
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Maura Batson 🌻 @MauraBatson
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Katie @ktchism
78 Followers 123 Following you can’t hurt me I’ve already been yelled at in german on a train at 7am
Jeff McFadden @JeffAndDonkeys
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Kevin Lilly @tea41
256 Followers 168 Following Mixing malt, hops, and yeast at @LoRezBrewing. But really, mostly cleaning 🍺 Soon to be dad 👶🏼 Cats on board 🐈 🐈
Michael Hall @Bigtallmike1
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maryannleehaynes @MalhMaryann
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Kairo @Kairo_Anatomika
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Richard Wiseman @RichardWiseman
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🔥Kareem Carr | Sta.. @kareem_carr
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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich
1.1M Followers 124 Following don't blame me, I voted for the email lady
Ashley the Ologist �.. @TheAngryOlogist
5K Followers 1K Following Host of the Get Out Alive Podcast. Wildlife Forensics Masters student🕵️♀️ 🦝 All thoughts/opinions tweeted here are my own. She/her.
Gurdeep Pandher of th.. @GurdeepPandher
207K Followers 922 Following Feel free to be sad, but don't stay sad forever! Sikh-Canadian talks joy, hope, positivity & dance "Bhangra—folk dance of Punjab" for mental health & optimism.
NASA InSight @NASAInSight
790K Followers 37 Following Retired NASA robot, at rest on the plains of Mars after a mission to study the planet’s evolution. Mars updates: @NASAMars (Verification: https://t.co/uFIqa0lg2B)
David Elfstrom @DavidElfstrom
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CZEdwards.bsky.social @CZEdwards
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Linda Tirado @KillerMartinis
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Captain Awkward @CAwkward
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Bitch is still my Sup.. @JulieTheCranky
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Oklahoma Department o.. @OKWildlifeDept
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Dr. Melinda Adams @Scholar_Melinda
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USGS Volcanoes🌋 @USGSVolcanoes
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire
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Louise Atkinson @_LAtkinson_
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Find Nome on Bluesky @NomeDaBarbarian
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Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager
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Jon “Bowzer” Baum.. @JonBowzerBauman
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⭐Jill Scott⭐ @missjillscott
1.7M Followers 1K Following once upon a time, there wza dream who loved Jah so much, she had 2 sing about the life & times we mortals fare like a mozaic of existance that we all can hear
Lake Superior @LakeSuperior
230K Followers 321 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
Mike Dunford @questauthority
39K Followers 1K Following Father, Army husband, lawyer, international copyright geek, PhD alum @ QMUL CCLS, powerpoint streamer. He/Him. questauthority everywhere I go online.
Akiva Cohen @AkivaMCohen
41K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/j4Mmx5LQ5T; https://t.co/3tGDQAvnEr
Laura 𓆌 @LauraKojima
6K Followers 985 Following PhD student @UCDavis studying 🐍 and 🐢 in reconciled landscapes | MSc @ugaecology on 🐊 | @NSFGRFP Fellow | #LatinainSTEM 🇲🇽
Beau of The Fifth Col.. @BeauTFC
134K Followers 704 Following Guy on YouTube. May or may not be notable. He/Him
Aaron Collins @masknerd
58K Followers 114 Following Goal is to test and evaluate the best masks out there. Mask up and stay safe!
K.B. Spangler @KBSpangler
14K Followers 66 Following Writer, cartoonist, editor. Very sweary. Half politics, half dog pics. She/her.
Criminal @CriminalShow
37K Followers 1K Following Criminal is a podcast about people who’ve done wrong, been wronged, or gotten caught somewhere in the middle. NYT Best Podcast of 2023. Hosted by Phoebe Judge.
Opening Arguments @openargs
26K Followers 2K Following Harvard-educated lawyer Andrew and legal journalist Liz (@5dollarfeminist) explain law stuff! https://t.co/0PinoNYEbX… & https://t.co/UBbgSJ3czh
Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman
27K Followers 2K Following I work on behalf of the wrongfully or unfairly convicted. I also try cases. Partner at Sessions & Fleischman. https://t.co/rPwJD1R0Bb https://t.co/ZkenzMaCeb
Lester Tate 🇺🇸�.. @LesterTate
3K Followers 5K Following Civ. & Crim. Trial Lawyer, GA Tech Alum, Past Pres. @StateBarofGA & @SEABOTA_ABOTA, @ABAesq Bd. of Gov., Fan of football, audiobooks, golf, ATL Braves & rain.
Page Pate @pagepate
3K Followers 1K Following Senior Trial Attorney with Pate, Johnson & Church law firm, Legal Analyst @wabenews, @11Alivenews, Founding Member of @GaInnocence
Shepherd @NeolithicSheep
37K Followers 394 Following 'Swear to god, you are like if the Foxfire books were set in hell.' - @UrsulaV Sort of famous in the eyes of the law. Trans. He/him I canceled Thoreau.
DoneHat @Popehat
316K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.
Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow
90K Followers 1K Following Herblock & RFK winner, Pulitzer finalist. I did not pay for the stupid blue check. Help keep my work possible: https://t.co/fDlrxI908T
Propane Jane™ 🔥�.. @docrocktex26
116K Followers 7K Following Wife. Mother. Daughter. Sister. Friend. Doctor. Christian. Texan. Longhorn. Pragmatist. Democrat. Scorpio. Recycler. Politics Junkie. Proverbial Firestarter.
Phoebe Griffith @crocodiledunphd
2K Followers 593 Following Always smiles at crocodiles. Postdoc @LeibnizIGB on Cultural Importance of Freshwater Megafauna. Nepal gharial conservation @ZSLscience @InsideNatGeo Explorer
Dr Joni Pini-Fitzsimm.. @MotherOfRays
3K Followers 2K Following Marine Scientist ~ Stingray Stalker ~ #TeamFish 🤙 #WomenInSTEM
John Scalzi @scalzi
194K Followers 528 Following I enjoy pie. I'm not here anymore. Where else to find me online: https://t.co/xZNmFdgKfj…
A Crime a Day @CrimeADay
159K Followers 14 Following In 1982, DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until @CrimeADay.
Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS
161K Followers 352 Following The official Twitter Katmai National Park & Preserve in Southwest Alaska. Volcanoes, coast, tundra, cultural history, and the @exploreorg #bearcam. 🐻🐟🌋🌲
GoodrCo. @TheGoodrCo
12K Followers 99 Following We’re a certified B Corp using technology and logistics to fight food waste and end hunger! #DoGoodr
Quannah Chasinghorse�.. @Qchasinghorse
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Dr. Laci Brock @stellerarts
34K Followers 602 Following planetary scientist PhD 🪐 | teaching you astrophysics through art ✨| space paintings + sci comm 🔭 | bird nerd & gamer 🔫
Dr. Catherine G. Haas.. @BatmanateePhD
3K Followers 4K Following Assistant Professor @APSUBiology. Wildlife Ecologist @HaaseEcoLab. Former Gator 🐊. Likes books, awkward mammals 🦇🐾🫎 and R. #STEMinist. Tweets my own.
Warren Alan Tidwell @warrentidwell
1K Followers 2K Following I’m mostly mastering the science of keeping ones composure while the limbic system’s lighting up. James 5: 1-5
petfinder names @petfindernames
378K Followers 9 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
the wildest thing about my brain fog dissipating: my alter ego, my sidekick, the inner voice that I trade jokes with and provides the funny running commentary alongside my life as it is happening. he's been dead to me the past 24 months -- but he just woke up? 1/
@DevinCow That’s why we had these boys …
@DevinCow Just shared with my husband… “Look hon, the youngins re-discovered grain” “Shouldn’t someone tell them?” “Nah. They’ll figure it out, we did.” 😂
@brclothwrites Meditation focused on breath tends to help me. Failing that, reading in dim light. Not so dim as to strain my eyes but dim enough to signal it’s sleep time to my body. When neither of those work, I try to take comfort in the fact that my body is resting even if my mind isn’t.
@ckor @dieworkwear I would instantly subscribe to Derek Guy's "How to Dress Like you Know What the Fuck You're Doing" course.
@FrankConniff Close mental health facilities and put the patients out on the street. (One of his lesser-known acts of heinous fuckery, as governor, but one of the reasons homelessness is so pronounced in California.)
Let people die in a plague, sell arms to terrorists, demonize people of color, elevate bigoted Christian nationalists, attack reproductive healthcare, promote bullshit economic theory that only helps the rich… Yeah, Chris, he was SO different than Trump.
@KgMirth Might maybe if yada yada yada One person one vote and may whoever gets the most votes wins
This is, without a doubt, the most boomer shit I've ever seen
I have done The Thing, apparently it was done for me. I'm taking a pain management class tomorrow. 🙄 I've taken them before and there's usually new interesting info but I could lead it. Maybe I'll take notes here? Anyone interested?
@pearlythingz Why can't men take their wifes' last name? Are they not proud to be with her?
@CDFoxAuthor How old is the character? Us older folks would call in sick. But when I was a supervisor, the younger (40-under) would call it a "mental health day."
Eww. Funny thing, my husband is suuuper friendly & has had good relationships w service employees in the area basically everywhere we’ve lived. Bc he talks to them & is genuinely interested in them & is not, in fact, just trying to hit on them. Women see this a mile away.
@SpiesVespers We used to be a proper county.
@GeneralBrevard @RableKyle Being proud of family heritage is one thing. “My great great … fought in the Civil War.” Actively espousing the Lost Cause myth and attempting to display the Battle Flag or discuss the Confederacy in a positive light while in uniform or on base is not proper though.
@Gibboanxious Well, there’s Moonstruck of course. Amadeus, Diva, Pretty Woman…but I’ll pick this.
If your incompetent lawyer was white, how would you have explained it? Maybe you'd have thought, "well, I guess some white people are better at the job than other white people, but I can't generalize from this one experience." That might be a good way to think, generally.
@callsigncowgirl But try this sentence aloud: “Stick your CAC in the slot to start your computer…”
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