I'm not a "WWE is dead" guy (the last Takeover had a goddamn five-and-a-half-star Walter match!) but woooof imagine just voluntarily sitting through a 3-hour Raw these days for anyone not being paid as a wrestling blogger to do so
You've just made up your mind, you're a WWE Raw household, like loser families before you were Betamax households or RC cola households, strap in there's a big match where Jaxson Riker beats the Lucha House Party by surprise roll-up after Alexa's doll shows up on the ramp
On a related note, how much easier must running a wrestling company be than running a football team if the guy who runs the worst team in the NFL can run a wrestling company that *runs laps around* the wrestling company run by the guy that failed twice in football