Craig Wilkinson @SQLCadavre
🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺 SQL specialist polyglot engineer, general tinkerer, slow runner, FPL enthusiast and lover of Scotch. Opinions are my own. He / Him craigwilkinson.dev United Kingdom Joined June 2020-
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Very much enjoyed the scene in Fallout with a dude in power armour running from a yao guai screaming "fuck, fuck, oh fuck". This captured the spirit of the games for me
Just remove it completely
Is Martin beatable? I've had two games where I thought it was going well until it very much wasn't
Is Martin beatable? I've had two games where I thought it was going well until it very much wasn't https://t.co/jwgKRN0BWG
Son to Saka to prep for #GW34? Would be a dream to finish in the top 1k but honestly top 10k would be awesome #FPLCommunity #FPL @OfficialFPL
OPENING KEYNOTE🎤 Welcome to the start of #SQLBits2024 General Sessions!✨👩✈️
Very irritated to missing @SQLBits. After getting my visa for the US last year, I thought I'd be over there by now so didn't organise tickets. Instead, I'm less than 20 miles away from my favourite dev conference with no ticket
Word of the day is ‘depooperit’ (18th-century Scots): exhausted and enfeebled both mentally and physically.
Current GW 26, about to start 27. Points 1,706 OR 1,014 Used BB in 25 Currently planning TC 28 and WC 30 FH, probably use it in 29 This is mainly a note for me so I can find out later how I messed up my #FPL season at the end.
Last night, tried a glass of Adnams Triple Malt. When you were younger, did you ever try infusing vodka with skittles? This tasted like it had been infused with those foam banana penny sweets (that probably don't cost a penny nowadays) and blue bubble gum. Did not like
If you disable paste in an input field, you should never be allowed to program anything ever again.
"test against Ireland they are ‘relishing’" 🤣 Nobody in the Six Nations is "relishing" playing Ireland. Have you seen them‽
"test against Ireland they are ‘relishing’" 🤣 Nobody in the Six Nations is "relishing" playing Ireland. Have you seen them‽
Regardless of cost of living, this is better than sourcing costumes
Regardless of cost of living, this is better than sourcing costumes
Word of the day is ‘explaterate’ (19th century): to waffle on continuously as a means of avoiding a difficult question.
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Thai Knight @Wote_Street
53 Followers 303 Following Amazing Thai food every Saturday & some Wednesday's @ Basingstoke Market. Takeaway and make your home the restaurant.
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Louis Davidson @drsql
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K. Brian Kelley @kbriankelley
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Chrissy Runs @chrissyrunsslow
1K Followers 2K Following Ran the #greatnorthrun in '13 '14 & '15 & other various #5k & #10k runs. Mummy to a girl (3) & a boy (1) & a dog. #c210k powered by ☕️&🍫
Adrian @mostly_spanish
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Raced Coaching @racedcoaching
649 Followers 2K Following 🏃More Than Just Coaching🏃♂️ Hampshire based Online/F2F Coaching company set up by two like minded runners who have a passion for seeing others succeed.
Ajay Narvekar @AjayNarvekar
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Nathan Griffiths @griffn1981
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GDog Starr @starr3126
2K Followers 3K Following FA Level 1 Coach - FA Youth Mod 1 & 2 - Goalkeeping Coach - Chairman of Foundations in Football. Work full time. Completed 7 Marathons in 7 Days 2014
Steve @SteveWJJ
3K Followers 3K Following I don't live to run, I run to live!!! Running 🏃♂️ & Yoga 🧘♂️keep me sane! 😀 @[email protected]
Alison Jenner (she/he.. @alijenner55
159 Followers 665 Following Loving all the decadent things in life........ My tweets are entirely my own views and not a reflection on any organisation I work for.
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197 Followers 609 Following Scuba diving & motorbike loving customer focused leader striving for better ways of working to benefit our customers, partners & colleagues. Views are my own.
Dr Claire Mitchell KC @madisonmitchel1
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Swathi Shetty @swathishetty215
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bitterandstout 🏴�.. @mike_jeski
3K Followers 2K Following #COYG FPL: 2x ≤10k, 1 ≤20k 2x 20k ⚽ gifs & Occasional FPL DataViz 👇 https://t.co/KgCazta5dC
online IT solution @onlineITsoluti4
52 Followers 743 Following online IT solutions is a software consulting,training,job support and poxy provider for all software technologies
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Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt
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Jim Browning @JimBrowning11
164K Followers 187 Following I can't stand scammers, so I try to do something about them. Awareness is key, so I have a YouTube channel exposing them and their scams.
Ruck Rugby🏉 @RuckRugby
5K Followers 1K Following Breaking rugby news, countdown lists, player interviews, and so much more. RUCK is your ultimate all-in-one source for rugby news content.
Alameda County Fair @ACFair
5K Followers 2K Following We are a private, non-profit corporation, responsible for producing the annual Fair as well as other select events year round since 1939
Microsoft Ignite @MS_Ignite
130K Followers 46 Following Uncover tech trends, collaborate with experts, and expand your global network at #MSIgnite to enhance your organizational leadership.
England Rugby @EnglandRugby
1.1M Followers 39K Following The official home of England Rugby on X. For the Red Roses 👉 @RedRosesRugby For community game updates 👉 @RFU
UKRunChat @UKRunChat
81K Followers 22K Following We facilitate chat about all things #running. #UKRunChat hour Sunday 8-9pm | [email protected] | @shrewsburyhalf
parkrun 🌳 @parkrun
81K Followers 25 Following parkrun is a free, weekly, 5k and 2k community event in open spaces around the world. 🌳 #loveparkrun
Pleasanton Weekly @PleasantonNews
5K Followers 440 Following Pleasanton Weekly is a community focused print and online news source covering Pleasanton, CA. Visit http://t.co/it91JKknq5.
City of Pleasanton @pleasantonca
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OaklandMarathon @oaklandmarathon
2K Followers 385 Following Voted Best Marathon in the Pacific/West https://t.co/j55u2rVj7h
The SF Marathon @theSFmarathon
13K Followers 4K Following Run the iconic SF Marathon on July 27th, 2024. 8 courses across 2 days: Full, two halves, ultra, 10k, two 5ks, and family 1k! #SFMarathon
City of San Francisco @sfgov
255K Followers 439 Following Tweets from all around the City & County of #SF. Account monitored M-F 9-5. #SF led by @LondonBreed. Tweet non-emergency service requests to @SF311.
OpenAI @OpenAI
3.5M Followers 0 Following OpenAI’s mission is to ensure that artificial general intelligence benefits all of humanity. We’re hiring: https://t.co/dJGr6LgzPA
Hikaru Nakamura @GMHikaru
563K Followers 340 Following Chess Professional Content Creator Business email: [email protected]
Chess.com @chesscom
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NASA Earth @NASAEarth
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307 Followers 140 Following Principal Program Manager with Microsoft SQL Server currently working on #sqlserver storage engine!
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UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet
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8 years ago, Google Deepmind created AlphaGo—an AI that defeated the best human Go player in the world & it shaped how I see art & AI. In a new interview, Lee Sedol says he wouldn't become a pro again if he had known of AI today. This is heartbreaking— 1/ blog.google/around-the-glo…
British Army Humour An innocent typo was made and all parties involved have gotten as much enjoyment as they could out of it! Lt. Colonel Robert Maclaren retired from the British Army in 2001 after a long fulfilling career. On the day that he retired he received a letter from…
OPENING KEYNOTE🎤 Welcome to the start of #SQLBits2024 General Sessions!✨👩✈️
Word of the day is ‘depooperit’ (18th-century Scots): exhausted and enfeebled both mentally and physically.
If you’re in need of a smile, I’d like to remind you that one word for your intestines in the 14th century (first recorded in a translation of the Bible) was ‘arseropes’.
If you disable paste in an input field, you should never be allowed to program anything ever again.
Email from my boys’ school about World Book Day. Because of the cost of living “instead of coming to school in costume, we are having a ‘Get Comfy and Read’ day”. Home clothes and something comfy. I love it! The MONEY the parents will save and the WASTE that will be avoided
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Stop calling these: ( ) brackets 👇🏻
Word of the day is ‘explaterate’ (19th century): to waffle on continuously as a means of avoiding a difficult question.
"I'm not mad, I'm just really disappointed." 😅 #BBCRugby #SixNations
@SoVeryBritish It only works when you have a portrait of yourself holding a tea cup hanging on the wall.
If you want to do “I love private schools”, you do “I was fortunate, my parents made sacrifices, but I understand not everybody can. That’s why I want every school in Britain to be as good as the one I went to.”
It always seem strange to me that you pay a higher rate of tax on the money you work for than on the money you don’t. Suits Sunak down to the ground, though…
BREAK: Rishi Sunak paid half a million in tax last year. Tax returns show the PM paid £508,308 in the year 2022/23
The UK’s Conservative party is on the brink of a generational wipeout. The single most important factor driving this is the dramatic breakdown of upward social mobility on.ft.com/3SSPGeP
they should make a small version of this you can just hold in your hand
Using map direction with Vision Pro is actually amazing 🤯
#ProjectAfrica Day 284-289 Total raised for charity: £159,127 Day 284: 51.4km Day 285: 48.7km Day 286: 46.9km Day 287: 50.8km Day 288: 50.6km Day 289: 49.8km Finally got a finish date locked in. April 7th 2024. The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. It’s…
Master of Malt's Treasure Hunt is under way! A mega treasure chest containing over £10,000 worth of whisky and cash has been hidden somewhere in the UK. Will you be the one to discover it? Find out more below. masterofmalt.com/whisky-treasur…
When he was very little my cousin used to like inspecting the poo he had done in his potty and admire it. Yesterday, brexiteers did this all over twitter.
PSA for teachers: If you want to use my photo or video content as visual aids when discussing space, go right ahead. You don’t need to ask permission if not for monetary gain. getting today’s youth jazzed about space is my mission, and I want you to spread the love!
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