Susi @SU5i1
If I've tweeted something you disagree with-I was probably hacked. ICantBeArsed.com Planet Earth - Occasionally.. Joined June 2019-
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In need of a giggle? This'll sort you out. Pete, Dud and Parky discuss sex with a silent John. Good evening.
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For those who have some time to kill, here is a list of around 500+ replies over the years for the favourite cheeses of celebs/people of influence.
For those who have some time to kill, here is a list of around 500+ replies over the years for the favourite cheeses of celebs/people of influence.
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It’s always my fault, isn’t it.
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BIDEN has a message 📣 “Four more years. Pause.” 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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2 raccoons trying to open a door
No wonder it’s 20mins if Ken skates everywhere.
No wonder it’s 20mins if Ken skates everywhere.
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Look between Q and M on your keyboard. All the letters you need to write ‘Piss off’. #Yawnsville
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NEW: Throwflame unveils robot dog Thermonator — with flamethrower attached — The Ohio-based firm have announced the $9,420 bot is available for purchase by the general public and government agencies for the first time.
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confused as to why this man isn’t on every morning news segment going
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Two people have been arrested following reports of several incidents of non-payment of restaurant bills and shoplifting. A 41-year-old man and a 39-year-old woman, both from Sandfields, Port Talbot, are in police custody in Swansea. Our investigation is ongoing.
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Mordor she wrote
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Anita Pee United States Census, 1920
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Germany has passed a new law that will enable parents to "transition" their babies starting from the moment they are born. The Self-Determination Act has also established a €10,000 fine for exposing a transgender person's biological sex or "deadname." reduxx.info/germany-passes…
We have hedge porn in uk then? Erotica found in hedges.
We have hedge porn in uk then? Erotica found in hedges.
Now,one mustn’t laugh,but
Riveting journalism this..
It’s where they store the crack.
It’s where they store the crack.
Mister Milo @MiloShropshire
4K Followers 4K Following First Minister and President for Life of Milo Manor. Refusenik. Twitter’s favourite verified sweary dog
Trubs @Mr_Trubshawe
3K Followers 2K Following Tweets that would make baby Jesus cry. That moron. Sick Nazi. Pointless turd. Pathetic Communist. Should be ashamed. Biden voter. Bigot. Nasty shitbag. French.
James /We Come in Pea.. @jazmak99
5K Followers 6K Following Retired :Guitar ukulele ,happy husband. No men In Women’s safe spaces ✡️🇿🇦🏴 British, grumpy, judgmental and sarcastic .No DM’s from Hoors please.
Trailer Swift (Origin.. @Trailer_Swift69
18K Followers 17K Following If you can't stick to your own standards and rules, don't expect others to. As featured on 'The Jeremy Vine Show'. Artist, Comedian, Model, Influencer, Writer.
A @returningfromt2
857 Followers 1K Following Man Servant to Zeus Sarcastic and offensive People who drink Fosters are a danger to the public at large. [email protected]
Janusvh MBE CBE honou.. @Janusvh
2K Followers 3K Following like land ,happiest on water ,photographer ,digital immigrant , actually ..immigrant (2nd gen) views are all mine and probably right.pronouns : you’re/your UK
LadyContr♠️ryM♠.. @ContraryMar_i
1K Followers 1K Following Massive TERF. Legal immigrant. Biltong maker. Gets mistaken for a bloke all the time.
JayR1972 @jayr1972
4K Followers 5K Following Dickensian Vagabond 🏴🇬🇧 Pompey Dads Leader🦁🦁🦁https://t.co/pTWbKDMuXH
Mr G Biscuits III🚾.. @MrGBiscuitsIII
747 Followers 763 Following Bad tempered, feral and may very well bite you...
Binky @TheOnlyGuru
21K Followers 13K Following Immodest serial bride. J'adore les gheys. Still bintish & reassuringly expensive. Suspected Illuminati. LGB✂️TQ Agent 21144 💚🤍💜 NO DM EVER.
Sartorial Thug 🍸 @SartorialThug
34K Followers 5K Following Bounder. Cad. Scoundrel.. Badinage. Persiflage. Coddiwompling. Toe-to-toe fisticuffs on the cobbles, no weapons. Hairy. Poet.
Phreaxyz @phreaxyz
1K Followers 1K Following Not Elon Musk. Former blue badge holder but still retains the power to edit tweets.
Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬.. @CSG1973
3K Followers 3K Following I like dinosaur socks 🦕 🦖 Am described as a big, lanky Smurf by some. I live in Scotland, so for legal reasons, I claim to be a comedian.
smalls @smallpersonn
2K Followers 892 Following Penguin sized human. Shadow turtler. Likes a wander. Fond of crisps,vodka and beer. Creator of Extreme Pallet Truck Racing EPTR™️ Professional Pub researcher.
Neil @NeilNotGonnaLie
2K Followers 662 Following A kind, caring and compassionate man, a real 'people person'. Not to you though, you're a bit of a cunt tbf
Bill @ThaiBill2
823 Followers 661 Following Husband, father, northerner. Shotokan 🥋, excellent opinions. NOT a Scouser. Omelette aficionado. Don't follow me.
Scholes_22 @david_robi90205
237 Followers 254 Following In times of universal deceit, speaking the truth is a revolutionary act - George Orwell
Dr Peter Caddick-Adam.. @militaryhistori
72K Followers 72K Following Welcome to Planet Caddick: wordsmith & war professor; NATO historian; ex-reserve officer; 9 books; defence journalist @TheCriticMag/@BBC/@SkyNews
Dolores @holderby_dolore
206 Followers 3K Following
Tycho Nestoris🌸 @TychoNestoris1
3K Followers 4K Following Liberal in the true sense of the word. 'Manchester kids have the best record collections.' Tony Wilson. Preferred Adjectives: Clever/Handsome
Scary Clips @scaryclipz
261 Followers 4K Following
StuartSlesh @SleshStuart
2K Followers 3K Following Retired service member who spends most of the day scratching my head wondering what happened to logic and reason, and remembering when words had definitions.
People of Greater Man.. @PeopleofMCR
4K Followers 4K Following People, from all over Greater Manchester, telling us about their town. Every week a new person will take over the account. Now: Joanna of Whitefield
Stewybabe @stewybabe30
471 Followers 1K Following ModernTosspot died, so Stewybabe replaces him. Let’s see how long this one lasts. Pronouns are devastating/handsome
Mr Pål Christiansen @TheNorskaPaul
8K Followers 8K Following 25/M🇻🇦: God & Country(s) 🇳🇴 🇬🇧 - I offer a very irreverent take on life, society & stupidity. Hold a B.A., in wit & sarcasm.👨🎓😊
Joe Bangles CBE MP @JoeBangles11
33K Followers 22K Following Secretary For Cheese British Cheese Ambassador
Dominique Lebron @DominiqueL25612
49 Followers 2K Following
Millwall Paul 🇬�.. @BasedMillwall
3K Followers 3K Following Twitter the free speech platform 🤣 Brexiteer. Trump 2024. Deport them all. @Millwallfc Libturds do one 🖕
Led by Dai-nkeys! �.. @LedByDainkeys
1K Followers 1K Following The UK is Led by Donkeys, Wales is Led by Dai-nkeys. Tweets are personal and views are mine, unless they are yours!
Michael Redmond @redmondmichael1
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PirateVojtech @pirate_vojtech
4K Followers 4K Following Follow me for more videos and memes. I like fun and likes to spread smiles.
Kim Roebuck @KimRoebuck
99K Followers 97K Following Artist and Collaborator with light and colour. 🎨 ( @anthonyhorsnell )
Wadey @wilson_wadey
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Col @TheBardOfAnlaby
2K Followers 2K Following Yorkshireman. Size 10 shoe. Once got tapped up by Boy George. Bacon Grill aficionado. ⚫️ ⚪️ . https://t.co/FY4evO2VD8
Count Mysterioso @MysteriosoX
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DEPHER CPH EXPOSED @DepherCPH
495 Followers 437 Following Tracking the many rebrands of Britain's Griftiest Plumber
Rambo. John J @graing116
132 Followers 148 Following Goose Green. The Balcony. Nairobi. Petrol Station. 'Nails Bastard' - Andy MacNab. Nothing on twitter is real, except for my bio...
AJR1019 DEVIL DOG MAG.. @ASPIKR1019
2K Followers 4K Following MAGA! Been here since the golden escalator! 2accounts later. TRUMP IS CIC! 🇺🇸🇮🇹
harry webb @harrywe26805243
2K Followers 2K Following D.N.A. Likes bicycles, Wu Shu, plants and helping people. Perspective is everything. An ageing person who is older than that! 🏴🇬🇧🇮🇱
DEPHER EXPOSED @depheruk
673 Followers 570 Following The Worlds Kindest Messiah. Houses & jobs for relatives. Citizens of Britain BCAV 2023 rescinded. Crowdfunders cancelled 18/02/24.
Savannah Martinez @SavannahMa19765
56 Followers 3K Following
Lorna @griffy58lorna
183 Followers 3K Following
May @May238733926650
408 Followers 5K Following
Tiffany Leon @TLeon21997
114 Followers 3K Following
StillJill 🇮🇱 @WasWitherjay
2K Followers 787 Following I enjoy a bit of persiflage and I’m a mature adult female aka Woman. Proud to be a terf. Apparently extremely far right.
Audrey @audrey95norman
984 Followers 3K Following
Evee Carr @EveeCarr
1K Followers 3K Following It's been a while....twitter jail... DETEST #Labour #wokebollocks #BLM #Blair #yoghurt #doledossers #grifters ( not the bikes) #antiEVluddites #lefties
Matt__murdock @Mattmurdoc27184
7 Followers 409 Following
Slughe @Slughe142085
88 Followers 575 Following
Carl Roger @CarlRoger_
137 Followers 4K Following You get what you work for not what you wish for , I’m a single dad so what? I might be the best thing that has ever happened to you, obviously not to everyone
Lydia Ferell @LFerell80145
50 Followers 3K Following
Extreme @extr8me
46K Followers 108 Following Web3 Influencer & Building Communities 🎙️ Ambassador @outcastdroids • DMs for Promos
Willy Wanker @WheresWilly8
508 Followers 242 Following Homepage for the award winning Where's Willy quiz
Mister Milo @MiloShropshire
4K Followers 4K Following First Minister and President for Life of Milo Manor. Refusenik. Twitter’s favourite verified sweary dog
Trubs @Mr_Trubshawe
3K Followers 2K Following Tweets that would make baby Jesus cry. That moron. Sick Nazi. Pointless turd. Pathetic Communist. Should be ashamed. Biden voter. Bigot. Nasty shitbag. French.
D Fens Reborn @d___fens_reborn
5K Followers 4K Following I cook, I drink, I swear. I sometimes Photoshop and write tweets I don't fully believe.
James /We Come in Pea.. @jazmak99
5K Followers 6K Following Retired :Guitar ukulele ,happy husband. No men In Women’s safe spaces ✡️🇿🇦🏴 British, grumpy, judgmental and sarcastic .No DM’s from Hoors please.
Trailer Swift (Origin.. @Trailer_Swift69
18K Followers 17K Following If you can't stick to your own standards and rules, don't expect others to. As featured on 'The Jeremy Vine Show'. Artist, Comedian, Model, Influencer, Writer.
A @returningfromt2
857 Followers 1K Following Man Servant to Zeus Sarcastic and offensive People who drink Fosters are a danger to the public at large. [email protected]
Janusvh MBE CBE honou.. @Janusvh
2K Followers 3K Following like land ,happiest on water ,photographer ,digital immigrant , actually ..immigrant (2nd gen) views are all mine and probably right.pronouns : you’re/your UK
LadyContr♠️ryM♠.. @ContraryMar_i
1K Followers 1K Following Massive TERF. Legal immigrant. Biltong maker. Gets mistaken for a bloke all the time.
JayR1972 @jayr1972
4K Followers 5K Following Dickensian Vagabond 🏴🇬🇧 Pompey Dads Leader🦁🦁🦁https://t.co/pTWbKDMuXH
Burnside @BurnsideNotTosh
83K Followers 1K Following Look on my tweets, ye mighty, and despair! Social media influenza
Mr G Biscuits III🚾.. @MrGBiscuitsIII
747 Followers 763 Following Bad tempered, feral and may very well bite you...
Binky @TheOnlyGuru
21K Followers 13K Following Immodest serial bride. J'adore les gheys. Still bintish & reassuringly expensive. Suspected Illuminati. LGB✂️TQ Agent 21144 💚🤍💜 NO DM EVER.
Sartorial Thug 🍸 @SartorialThug
34K Followers 5K Following Bounder. Cad. Scoundrel.. Badinage. Persiflage. Coddiwompling. Toe-to-toe fisticuffs on the cobbles, no weapons. Hairy. Poet.
Phreaxyz @phreaxyz
1K Followers 1K Following Not Elon Musk. Former blue badge holder but still retains the power to edit tweets.
Lady Zen 🇿🇦🇬.. @CSG1973
3K Followers 3K Following I like dinosaur socks 🦕 🦖 Am described as a big, lanky Smurf by some. I live in Scotland, so for legal reasons, I claim to be a comedian.
smalls @smallpersonn
2K Followers 892 Following Penguin sized human. Shadow turtler. Likes a wander. Fond of crisps,vodka and beer. Creator of Extreme Pallet Truck Racing EPTR™️ Professional Pub researcher.
M Austerfield @AusterfieldM
869 Followers 1K Following Driver, Former Soldier, Teacher, Engineer, Cartographer, Nerd. Be better. For the hard of hearing; I'm not a cyclist. Do read.
Scholes_22 @david_robi90205
237 Followers 254 Following In times of universal deceit, speaking the truth is a revolutionary act - George Orwell
riversorare @riversorare
1K Followers 1K Following Nimbyism Delenda Est. Otherwise Shitposting the End of Normal Days. AGI, Sorare, Arsenal, Football, Funds, Law, Reg, Middle Age. #NDE #FBNDE
Stewybabe @stewybabe30
471 Followers 1K Following ModernTosspot died, so Stewybabe replaces him. Let’s see how long this one lasts. Pronouns are devastating/handsome
Scary Clips @scaryclipz
261 Followers 4K Following
Cbucksrules @cbucksrules
13K Followers 3K Following Same Sex Attracted & Cancelled: Check the link. Lesbian. Not a feminist. Caribbean Black + Caucasian. House Hufflepuff 🧡. Raised in the cult of Scientology.
TaraBull @TaraBull808
662K Followers 22K Following #SpacesHost | Truth Slayer | ↗️ Subscribe & I'll follow you • Let's end the establishment media • ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏꜱɪᴛʏ. ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛʏ. ᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪɴᴛᴇɢʀɪᴛʏ.
Chris Rose @ArchRose90
135K Followers 2K Following Conservative | Likes the Union & Brexit | Can be located in a gym 🏋🏾♂️ | Architecture & Construction background 🎓| Keen on crypto market volatility 📉📈
Chris Hobbs @obbsie
16K Followers 4K Following Ret Met cop 30+ years. Loves football, Jamaica, IOW & DJ’ing (friend/charities). Worked in Jamaica; trustee of small Jamaican kids charity. Police 'commentator'
Tycho Nestoris🌸 @TychoNestoris1
3K Followers 4K Following Liberal in the true sense of the word. 'Manchester kids have the best record collections.' Tony Wilson. Preferred Adjectives: Clever/Handsome
Ƶ𝐞ＴⒺ𝓉𝐢�.. @Zeteticzz
29K Followers 2K Following Theories are things of uncertain mode. They depend upon the humour and caprice of an age, which is sometimes in love with one, and sometimes with another. ~ Sam
🐰𝒦𝒾𝓈𝓈 .. @PAMsLOvE
586K Followers 19K Following 𝐻𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒯𝓇𝓊𝓂𝓅 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦 ♥️🇺🇸USA🇺🇸♥️ 𝓛𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓮 𝓪 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓭𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼✝️ #1A #2A 🇺🇸
Phillip Jolly @DrPI_Jolly
1K Followers 260 Following Photographer, former Scientist calling out BS and propaganda
Lying4️⃣🅰️Li.. @Lying4ALiving
639 Followers 296 Following If I was actually lying for a living, you think I’d honestly tell you that? 🇻🇦🎭 Catholic actor turned Excel guru. 🧮
🐻❄️🇸🇻.. @ursine_meeting
5K Followers 1K Following
Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1
787K Followers 67 Following Crime Caught On Camera💥| Viewer Discretion Is Advised | Turn Notifications On
Way of the World @wayotworld
203K Followers 0 Following Friend of Westernkind. Globalism is satanic. DM submissions.
People of Greater Man.. @PeopleofMCR
4K Followers 4K Following People, from all over Greater Manchester, telling us about their town. Every week a new person will take over the account. Now: Joanna of Whitefield
Chuk 🇺🇸 @Nonnyel_okoro
707 Followers 420 Following Data | Machine Learning | AWS Solutions Architect 👨🏾💻 | Love 💜✨
StuartSlesh @SleshStuart
2K Followers 3K Following Retired service member who spends most of the day scratching my head wondering what happened to logic and reason, and remembering when words had definitions.
Blake @_BlakeHabyan
77K Followers 239 Following Freedom advocate | Covering information that you won’t see from corporate media sources | Business inquires: [email protected] | 🇺🇸
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
351K Followers 1 Following Insider Paper is your source for Breaking News and Developing Stories.
Adequacity @Adequacious
1K Followers 1K Following General Hospital fan (not the TV show). Sine laude, Midvale School for the Gifted. Anti Uniparty/Unitard/Unicycle (sorry clowns!) Luposlipaphobia survivor.
What the media hides. @narrative_hole
421K Followers 0 Following Dismantling Western propaganda serving geopolitical & military power plays. People over ideas.
Baroness Bruck @BaronessBruck
66K Followers 743 Following Old World relic, elegance nostalgic, romantic Historian.
Heather @Heatherthefair
4K Followers 3K Following Psychology masters student. Sex realist. Scottish. Sweary.
Linda. The Truth is u.. @swanage123
24K Followers 23K Following Tories sacked the man who gave them an 80 seat majority🤷♀️. I enjoy civil debate even if I disagree. I block idiots & name callers #BelieveInTheUK #BuyBritish
Mr Pål Christiansen @TheNorskaPaul
8K Followers 8K Following 25/M🇻🇦: God & Country(s) 🇳🇴 🇬🇧 - I offer a very irreverent take on life, society & stupidity. Hold a B.A., in wit & sarcasm.👨🎓😊
Lamps @EmRoman74
6K Followers 1K Following
CrimeGirl © @CrimeGirI
66K Followers 1K Following “Well-known tweeting Barrister” @theBarCouncil | Founded @FreeFromFearUK | a fo ben, bid bont | 🏴
Bateaux louer du Cala.. @BateauCalais
1K Followers 1K Following Calais Boat hire Self made millionaire, sorry about the large deposits but a lot of our boats never get returned. Not a real boat hire company
Neil Stone @DrNeilStone
42K Followers 17K Following Infectious Diseases specialist doctor.Fungi. @BRITMICNetwork.Officially the 1st person to use word #Covid. Personal views only. Ex owner of legit blue tick
Millwall Paul 🇬�.. @BasedMillwall
3K Followers 3K Following Twitter the free speech platform 🤣 Brexiteer. Trump 2024. Deport them all. @Millwallfc Libturds do one 🖕
Led by Dai-nkeys! �.. @LedByDainkeys
1K Followers 1K Following The UK is Led by Donkeys, Wales is Led by Dai-nkeys. Tweets are personal and views are mine, unless they are yours!
Harry Tangye @Ex_arv_sgt
50K Followers 3K Following Former Police Sgt 30 yrs | ARV Armed Response Sgt | Fatal Investigator | VIP Protection | Firearms Tactics Advisor l Public Speaker & Best Selling Author ⤵️
Dan Steele @dan_of_steele
1K Followers 1K Following 👨👩👧👧 Dad, Software Engineer, Neurodivergent, fair-weather Cyclist, Military History enthusiast, Digital Colourist. @colour_dan
Always makes me smile Was that the trees a-rustling? Or the hinges of the gate? Or Ernie's ghostly gold tops a-rattling in their crate🍻🚬
@PaulPitt1967 Thanks for the earworm that will be playing in my head all night now.
Arf! 😄
Video 🧵 on Scottish Greens presser confirming they will vote against Humza Yousaf in a VONC - “you can expect a lot more drama”
Shot, chaser.
@Morbidful Thelma Pauline “Polly” Melton went hiking with her friends in the Great Smoky Mountains on September 25th, 1981, and never returned. Polly appeared normal to her friends that day, except for the fact that she was walking unusually slowly. They teased her about this. Later that…
THIS ... WOULD ... BE ... DELICIOUS.
May I present your desserts, Mr Yousaf, I believe you will find them just.
I've just emailed Jack to ask her to stop lying about me, retract her existing lies, and publicly apologise to me. I don't think those terms are particularly onerous, especially when there's absolutely no truth to her allegations at all. We'll see what happens.
Happy Thursday all
@SLopteck You say you are a teacher,do you teach English. I wonder what your school thinks of this post.
@SLopteck And you need to lose a stone or two and dissolve the lip fillers but hey ho.
@SU5i1 Americans, taking the Queens English and bastardising it for 248 years. No wonder it's meaningless.
What's the opposite of lived experience? Unlived experience? If you haven't lived it, you haven't experienced it.
Lived experience must be at the heart of trans healthcare. 🏳️⚧️greens.scot/news/lived-exp…
1. It's not the breed, it's the owners 2. I trust mine around babies 3. All animals do that 4. Golden Labs are worse 5. (fill in the blank)
Cefn is staying with my mum and is currently learning how to spaniel. I'm about to hit the M5 wish me luck
@ClownWorld_ We literally have the Australian version of Joe Biden as Prime Minister.
@ClownWorld_ Your tax dollars pay their wages
@ClownWorld_ "stop making fun of me online"
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