Sarcastic Viking @Sarcastaments
särˈkastik - marked by or given to using irony in order to mock or convey contempt. Victoria BC Joined April 2011-
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Maybe Henry, my #bernesemountaindog, thought he was seeing a shadow?!! Not a shadow, Henry!! Not even a curious monkey! A bear! A #blackbear Starting to think my cats offer better protection xox #WildlifeWednesday
We just realized my kid is basically BobbyClarke
that would work for a bridge QB
The fact we need to rely on local QBs to ensure city schools have air conditioning remains fucking absurd
The fact we need to rely on local QBs to ensure city schools have air conditioning remains fucking absurd
The bank can fuck off
Wife and I out fixing the fence cause dogs are getting out. In back of property we found them digging a tunnel. #thegreatescape
Imagine being conned into buying one of these pieces of crap.
Imagine being conned into buying one of these pieces of crap.
It's crazy to me to think about the number of people in the organization that had to approve this slutty slogan
It's crazy to me to think about the number of people in the organization that had to approve this slutty slogan
I work in management for one of the largest developers on Vancouver Island. There is no way any of this is achievable while municipalities and provinces have control over zoning and permitting. Get out of the way, and let developers/builders do what they do best.
I work in management for one of the largest developers on Vancouver Island. There is no way any of this is achievable while municipalities and provinces have control over zoning and permitting. Get out of the way, and let developers/builders do what they do best.
Possible to get to 500 followers by the Draft next week? #SKOL
I am having a hard time seeing the role, this tee shot plays in the gender reveal.
I am having a hard time seeing the role, this tee shot plays in the gender reveal.
watching Sean McDermott’s half-hour press conferences
Drake and Rick Ross dissing each other over whose mansion is bigger and whose private jet is nicer, while many are struggling to afford groceries, just sums up the world in a nutshell
as someone in Real Estate development, you have done zero so far to support developers and make it easier for us to build. ZERO
as someone in Real Estate development, you have done zero so far to support developers and make it easier for us to build. ZERO
Michael Saylor’s house in Miami Beach was worth $100,000 in 1930..
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@Sarcastaments It’s ok 😆 it’s kinda fun to eat it a different way!
@Sarcastaments Does he just eat string cheese as one solid piece too….?
@aj_2869 @Sarcastaments This would be a sign of a psychopath
@Sarcastaments I do. I don’t have time to break them apart.
…Henry takes his time while Archie hopes he will share 🍦 #dogs #bernesemountaindogs #dogsofx
Maybe Henry, my #bernesemountaindog, thought he was seeing a shadow?!! Not a shadow, Henry!! Not even a curious monkey! A bear! A #blackbear Starting to think my cats offer better protection xox #WildlifeWednesday
Is is amazing how the protesters are always right 50 years ago and always wrong today
Day 4 of weed tolerance break........ I need booze. It's cold. My window is open and I can feel the breeze. Yet I feel nothing. I hear the air moving around the atmosphere, I hear ducks and birds and cars driving by on the distant highway. Yet I feel nothing.
People really be out here having sex with feet....
Come over to @McDonalds we don’t find shit funny & always get orders right.