Sean @SeanKelley27
If I put “NO DMS” in my bio, will people DM me? 😂 Lansing, MI Joined March 2009-
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Got kicked out of the club for asking the DJ if he had any games on his laptop 😂
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Who called these fuckers incels and not junk male?
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Wife [at a hotel]: Did you sleep ok without me? I never sleep when you're not in bed with me. Me [fully rested after 10 hrs of uninterrupted sleep]: No omg so tired.
I have never intentionally bookmarked a tweet, but I’ve hit that damn button soooo many times trying to scroll 😂 So if you see me bookmark your tweet, no you didn’t 💀
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Even if you found a feral child near the dumpster behind a Dairy Queen and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Dukes of Hazzard reruns and Mountain Dew nutrition facts, that child would still have a better understanding of the U.S. Constitution than Lauren fucking Boebert.
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me: i’m sad come cuddle my cat: no can do homie, busy starin’ at ghosts until it’s time to yell at bugs i can’t reach
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many whales are currently alive and didn’t murder their ex-wife in 1995, very much the opposite of OJ Simpson on both counts
If eating this “4 serving” Reese’s bunny in one sitting is wrong, I don’t want to be right
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Just a kind reminder for those with this flag in your yard
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There it is: Rep Gerry Connolly (D-VA), Rep Jared Moskowitz (D-FL) introduce bill to change the name of the federal prison in Miami, Florida to the Donald J. Trump Federal Correctional Institution Days after House GOP members offered bill to rename Dulles Airport for Trump
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Great Job Kiddos!!! 🎶🎶🎶
You could, oh idk… stop sending them weapons about it?
You could, oh idk… stop sending them weapons about it?
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did they not see your magic or did they just not want you to see your magic
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Ever had one of those days where you just feel like 😵💫😵💫?
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Even if you found a baby sasquatch living in a dumpster behind a Dairy Queen, adopted it, and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Jerry Springer reruns and beef jerky nutrition facts, that sasquatch would still make a better congressional rep than Marjorie Taylor Greene
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If my kids gotta do active shooter drills at school then your kids can handle a few lessons about Martin Luther King Jr
Well, that’s worth a repost or 27
Well, that’s worth a repost or 27
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Happy #Caturday! In this chaotic world, I hope you find at least ONE moment of peace today. Maybe visit your local library? Whatever you today, I hope you find your joy. No matter what happens… myself, Kissin’ Kat Barlow and Machine Gun Kitty are glad you’re in the world 💚
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gas statіon dream g�.. @cheygoulet
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The Warmind @RasputinHimself
4K Followers 68 Following All-seeing savior. Golden Age artificial intelligence. Guardian. To the edge of this system and beyond, I am Humanity's shield and sword. (Parody Account)
dammit2hell @dammit2h3ll
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Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni
553K Followers 409 Following the guy who recognizes every “free thinker” “Patriot” for what they really are. I play pretend sometimes. I’m nicer on Instagram: @chris_meloni
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10K Followers 945 Following Veteran | Pixels w/ Purpose | @TheRogueEnergy Partner | #BungieCreator | Average gamer w/ above average proclivity for mistakes | @BElRDO | @Yabodorito's duo
@Pijinnn_ My highlight from the patch notes.
Imagine fighting 💪 another woman over your "man " then boom 💥 you find out there are 5 more to go! "It’s a tournament" Stay strong boo 😂😂😂
I’ve been back at work for 20 minutes since my two week vacation and I’m already over it ✌️
@SeanKelley27 That’s what your ex wife told me🤷🏼♀️
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I’m at the point where I’m just joining boss checkpoints for commendations. I need 200 more for rank 10 😩
wait til the angry men see this one
@A_dmg04 I do not, but now I will simply because you said “ball monitor”.
My son turned 12 yesterday. We celebrated. We laughed. We had cake. I told him I love him 6 billion times….and I hugged him a few times less. I fucking sobbed on my drive home tonight. I don’t know, man. I’m feeling a lot these days. I hope I make it through.
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