Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

Life long atheist. “It doesn't matter where you came from. What matters is who you choose to be.” Papa Smurf Melbourne, Australia Joined January 2022

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

2 hours ago

@MindfulDamage @AdorablePodcast @downs1nthehouse @swede__ @IngridIngwah @dirk_fasshauer @wpcguy @Godsspear011 @DarkCowboyGod @Melanie33720945 @WooWooSpaceJew @horusrage @willsworldview @Raven4212 @MephistoTabern1 @SeamusOBrien42 @BrianNazarenus @rubblebubb15764 @Covidtalk1 @Anticommiememes @Bumpalump99 @The_Real_BiM @kim_because @edgy_knife @Wolfpak561 @zypisfy @Janetb172 @Cat_In_A_Box @CryLeftists @D1scoJerrys @TessFromWessex @Hedgewytch @Simple_Shaman @LeeTWimberly @JHerbatov @ArchLuminous @WondersNorbit @merhart2112 @TheAverageNova @Cern_lXXl @pray2pesci @DeanoMartino1 @PraiseHisName50 @ZKomala @martin31684 @1pckt @A_Damned_mk2 @A_Damned_smith @RachelT921 True. Pod after 5 minutes of not getting a reply to a shitty post of his 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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4 days ago

@Godsspear011 @BrianNazarenus @rubblebubb15764 @downs1nthehouse @Covidtalk1 @MephistoTabern1 @DarkCowboyGod @swede__ @SeamusOBrien42 @Anticommiememes @Bumpalump99 @The_Real_BiM @WooWooSpaceJew @kim_because @AdorablePodcast @edgy_knife @Melanie33720945 @DeletedSharon @Wolfpak561 @wpcguy @zypisfy @Janetb172 @IngridIngwah @Cat_In_A_Box @CryLeftists @D1scoJerrys @TessFromWessex @Hedgewytch @Simple_Shaman @LeeTWimberly @JHerbatov @ArchLuminous @WondersNorbit @merhart2112 @TheAverageNova @willsworldview @Cern_lXXl @pray2pesci @horusrage @MindfulDamage @Raven4212 @DeanoMartino1 @PraiseHisName50 @ZKomala @martin31684 @1pckt @A_Damned_mk2 @A_Damned_smith @RachelT921 Good for you. Too bad hundreds of Gods created humans and the earth well before Yahweh was created by man.

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

14 hours ago

@ChrisHildabrant @umfpt @ArchLuminous @edielizzard1 @pray2pesci @downs1nthehouse @A_Damned_mk2 @AdorablePodcast @The_Real_BiM @penguinteamsix @Wolfpak561 @Melanie33720945 @dirk_fasshauer @IngridIngwah @D1scoJerrys @Flaffenbam @SeamusOBrien42 @JHerbatov @MancSatanist @godrottdot1 @SPITSTER01 @LeeTWimberly @DemonFly666 @ScientiaPercept @GubbenPetterss1 @wpcguy @Cern_lXXl @kim_because @merhart2112 @TheRingmaster32 @Anticommiememes @impeachqueen @amItessOrNotLol @rubblebubb15764 @CryLeftists @NairbOtto @BrianNazarenus @DarkCowboyGod @Bumpalump99 @WooWooSpaceJew @edgy_knife @zypisfy @Janetb172 @Cat_In_A_Box @TessFromWessex @Hedgewytch @Simple_Shaman @WondersNorbit @TheAverageNova @willsworldview I'm gonna try it one day. I'm gonna point to an unknown person that we can't find, with a made up name that is sitting in the witness box and tell the judge everything he is saying is backed up with evidence, your honour. lol ..here's my witness now let's listen to him 👇😂

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

a day ago

@TastyMorsel6 @NatashaForTrump @The_Real_BiM @terrymbs2 @Woody4123 @kali8989 @scottstocker4 @srasberry1 @zypisfy @Mel0nheadM @AdorablePodcast @simontalks12 @IZMKS44 @howienudet @America1Eagle1 @L331024 @NewfMom29 @BuckSatanLives @loretta_stiles @rlittwin @memequeenkimmy @CALUSA18 @17Horses45 @VinceGottalotta @ChrisHildabrant @ShellyRKirchoff @joeybones07 @LadyOfTheOcean1 @ThereseOSulliv2 @cherylhart00 @Blueresin1 @crime10032 @AdamTarver6 @worldmeetjohn @Blanelovesyou @StephensVina @clamebaketoo @r_stheel @BernV77 @wpcguy @KarenDi95261360 @orna_verum @KARMA92630394 @freemasongeorg5 @BrianNazarenus @Godfly__ @NanetteDonnelly @kennyclark567 @WC_Philosphy 👀

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a day ago

@IMudlet @KuriousChristos @timmbosliceeee @D_D_1983 @amItessOrNotLol @SeamusOBrien42 @StillDizzy2 @FredHikes @dirk_fasshauer @DarkCowboyGod @TheAverageNova @MephistoTabern1 @Godfly__ @MindfulDamage @CorpsePilot @BrianNazarenus @tk_the_kitsune @rubblebubb15764 @RossGilroy @badgervindaloo @PatricktheB @Simple_Shaman @QuantumHawk666 @impeachqueen @TessFromWessex @A_Damned_smith @SpudEternal @GasmaNZ @Melanie33720945 @bex_fur @OnkelFester @mirandaisrisen @IngridIngwah @maqart55 @ThinkyTexan @peregrinus_AK @LannisterLeo @D1scoJerrys @ScientiaPercept @Wolfpak561 @Ihonestlydont19 @Cat_In_A_Box @magicaltime123 Harsh but fair 🤷‍♀️ Gluttony is a sin yet the most overweight people in the US live in the Bible Belt. A large percentage of people in Bible Belt are going to miss the rapture. Or rather the rapture is going to miss them.

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4 days ago

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2 days ago

@America1Eagle1 @L331024 @zypisfy @scottstocker4 @NatashaForTrump @The_Real_BiM @Woody4123 @terrymbs2 @kali8989 @srasberry1 @Mel0nheadM @AdorablePodcast @simontalks12 @IZMKS44 @howienudet @NewfMom29 @BuckSatanLives @loretta_stiles @rlittwin @memequeenkimmy @CALUSA18 @TastyMorsel6 @17Horses45 @VinceGottalotta @ChrisHildabrant @ShellyRKirchoff @joeybones07 @LadyOfTheOcean1 @ThereseOSulliv2 @cherylhart00 @Blueresin1 @crime10032 @AdamTarver6 @worldmeetjohn @Blanelovesyou @StephensVina @clamebaketoo @r_stheel @BernV77 @wpcguy @KarenDi95261360 @orna_verum @KARMA92630394 @freemasongeorg5 @BrianNazarenus @Godfly__ @NanetteDonnelly @kennyclark567 @WC_Philosphy Haha 😝

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

2 days ago

Is 👇 A. The Bible true word of God Or is B. The Bible Ooga Booga! A or B 🤔

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

2 days ago

@RossGilroy @InfinitmVeritum @MucusMucous1 @PatricktheB @rubblebubb15764 @bex_fur @hugh_bothwell @Felix_Cat7 @Emperor_Mollari @JustUnderReal @magicaltime123 @Guy_JustaGuy3 @badgervindaloo @StillDizzy2 @BrianNazarenus @kester_lowers @TJMair @theePicklepower @randolf828 @SariellaForever @FredHikes @MurphyYuiko @Sicut_Lupus @michael43081938 @BineaToday @NHoomans @MindfulDamage @1pckt @Raven4212 @Wolfpak561 @MattWalshFan2 @LannisterLeo @shock_hazard @MilesMosley666 @RachelT921 @dah1iasinclaire @IMudlet @timmbosliceeee @TertiusIV @proundpapaof3 @Covidtalk1 @A_Damned_smith @OnkelFester @pray2pesci @PartyLerd @JohnWil71685113 @faefriend69 @IrisB42744268 Don't tell me that you don't believe a talking snake 🐍 gave bad dietary advice to a rib woman and she took that advice and ate a piece of fruit from a magic tree, then shit hit the fan. I mean it all sounds rational and sane right ?? 😂😂😂😂

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Mark Spiteri @SPITSTER01

2 days ago

@edielizzard1 @downs1nthehouse @A_Damned_mk2 @SecularSmurf @SeamusOBrien42 @CryLeftists @dirk_fasshauer @ChrisHildabrant @penguinteamsix @Wolfpak561 @Melanie33720945 @IngridIngwah @D1scoJerrys @Flaffenbam @JHerbatov @ArchLuminous @AdorablePodcast @MancSatanist @godrottdot1 @LeeTWimberly @DemonFly666 @ScientiaPercept @GubbenPetterss1 @wpcguy @Cern_lXXl @kim_because @merhart2112 @TheRingmaster32 @Anticommiememes @impeachqueen @amItessOrNotLol @rubblebubb15764 @NairbOtto @BrianNazarenus @DarkCowboyGod @Bumpalump99 @The_Real_BiM @WooWooSpaceJew @edgy_knife @zypisfy @Janetb172 @Cat_In_A_Box @TessFromWessex @Hedgewytch @Simple_Shaman @WondersNorbit @TheAverageNova @willsworldview @pray2pesci 2. Celebrating scientists and their findings is akin to celebrating sports stars and their accomplishments. It is not alike to worshipping a deity that stands above all humans, provided with faith.

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

3 days ago

@BillyZigouras Refute this Bill. You can't.

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

3 days ago

@sergioa94679493 "What was Enoch talking about?" I have a Enoch joke. Enoch noch Who's there? No one. No one who? No one is home.

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

4 days ago

MAGA's are mentally challenged.

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

4 days ago

Jesus has been returning "soon" for hundreds of years. Every Christian alive today will not see the return of Jesus. Every Christian alive in the future of human existence will not see the return of Jesus. After 2000 years you would think that common sense would prevail.

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

4 days ago

@zypisfy @AdorablePodcast @Godsspear011 @MindfulDamage @DarkCowboyGod @SeamusOBrien42 @horusrage @BrianNazarenus @rubblebubb15764 @downs1nthehouse @Covidtalk1 @MephistoTabern1 @swede__ @Anticommiememes @Bumpalump99 @The_Real_BiM @WooWooSpaceJew @kim_because @edgy_knife @Melanie33720945 @DeletedSharon @Wolfpak561 @wpcguy @Janetb172 @IngridIngwah @Cat_In_A_Box @CryLeftists @D1scoJerrys @TessFromWessex @Hedgewytch @Simple_Shaman @LeeTWimberly @JHerbatov @ArchLuminous @WondersNorbit @merhart2112 @TheAverageNova @willsworldview @Cern_lXXl @pray2pesci @Raven4212 @DeanoMartino1 @PraiseHisName50 @ZKomala @martin31684 @1pckt @A_Damned_mk2 @A_Damned_smith @RachelT921 I'm starting to think Pod if a badly programmed bot. He's on repeat and it's all gibberish. I'm waiting for Pod to start saying "2 weeks 2 weeks" over and over again.

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

4 days ago

You Americans need to get off X and work harder so you can pay more tax to send more bombs that kill more children. 6 months isn't enough. BS 👇

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Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 🇺🇦 💙 @SecularSmurf

5 days ago

@James_Hawke1 Flat earth is laughable because it's demonstrably wrong. This fact alone proves the earth is a sphere 👇good luck refuting it because you can't. Actually photos taken on Feb 27th 2013 on right. Don't believe me take photos yourself of moon from both hemispheres and compare.