Shaun Right Now @ShaunRightNow
I'm 37, I love my asshole wife and she loves me. I would love to RT a lot more, sorry, I have no time. I just tweet so you laugh. favstar.fm/users/ShaunRig… Toronto, Ontario Joined March 2011-
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RT if you think $forth hits $100 in May
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In business as in life - You don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate. - Chester Karrass
You know that sound the internet made when connecting in the 90's? That's exactly what my kids sound like when they tell me about Fortnite.
Horoscope: today, your stars will align. Into a giant middle finger. "Fuck you," whispers the universe.
If two parents sit down to help their child with three math problems at 7:00 PM, what time will daddy be sleeping on the couch tonight?
Fighting like cats and dogs 😉
Wife: Aren't you going to watch when I give birth to the twins? Me: No sweetie, it's kinda like seeing my favorite restaurant burn down...
My wife and I fight so much that we decided to wear our wedding rings on our middle fingers.
Did you know I can tie a cherry stem with my asshole? I shit you knot.
Today's workout routine: Eye rolling
I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is. Scaring men is easy.
You ever wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and think, "No...this can't be accurate"
Wife yells: Can you bring my boobs up? Me: Maybe a surgeon could... Wife:... Listen VERY carefully...can you bring my BOOTS up!
I build myself up, My wife tears me down. Teamwork is important in a marriage.
Breaking Bad is my favorite show about a guy who doesn't listen to his wife and ends up filthy rich.
"HOLY SHIT!!" *If dogs could talk on Thanksgiving*
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@RealNatashaChe Finally!!! Someone smarts sees the potential of Quant!! Thank you for mentioning the tech. $QNT
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@TimeFreedomROB Lol you sent me this one to i think
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This is why I can’t convince myself to buy any other Alts because $QNT isn’t even a Alt.
We're hiring! You’ll be joining a talented team of problem-solvers, working on a range of breakthrough developments that will change how the world interacts. Find out more about the roles at Quant: buff.ly/3CTf4FZ #FinTech #Vacancies #BuildtheFuture #Blockchain #DLT
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Slowly we get to 7000$ next months, lets see who are the patience ones😏👀🔥 $QNT $btc $eth
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