Shaydie Blue @Shaydieblue
I tried to leave, I can’t. Still drinking coffee from a Star Trek mug. Snowflake. Dangerous cities make life exciting. New Orleans, Louisiana Joined July 2009-
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Everyone wants to charge you 2.99 a month for everything. I’m tired of buying products that are useless without a subscription even if it is small. You either provide a total product or you don’t.
I've never understood this, and maybe somebody can help me out here, but why do we pay professional sports teams millions of dollars?
How dare he??
No Amazon, you cannot have my palm print or access to my garage to deliver packages. I do not trust you.
This morning I watched a video of men unclogging outdoor pipes and the satisfaction is still with me.
If you think k there is a lot of hair in your house, you should be in an office common area with 7 other women. One of them walks around barefoot then sits at the conference table and pulls the hair off her feet. She shares the color and curl and whose hair she thinks it is.
I broke jar of salsa in my kitchen after I took my morning shower. So now I have 30 min to be out the door and there is glass and salsa everywhere. Including my hair. Happy Monday.
There is a saying. “Fool me once shame on you…..fool me, I can’t get fooled again” 🥰😂
I do not regret my 80s and 90s fashion choices. The 2000’s though, ewww
Jimi Hendrix was once asked what it was like being the world’s greatest guitar player. He replied, “I don’t know, go ask Roy Clark”.
People please. Don’t come to work stinky. Perfume, cologne, and lotion do not help. Yes, we notice. Bathing with soap is your friend.
Mia Farrow was married to Frank Sinatra? Why are people acting like it is so ridiculous that Ronan Farrow could be his child? Why do the children of famous people resist testing to confirm parentage of someone with a reasonable claim? Thats sketchy.
Yes. Cicadas. We heard you the first 30 times you reminded us.
Olympics again?? I am tired of hearing about this. Yes ok. You are so good at sports. Now make millions of dollars while homeless people wear your merch.
Not all friends are worth keeping. Some are more trouble than they are worth.
I’m not sure that doctors have an accurate perception of time. 5 minutes is 300 seconds it is not 1800 seconds, pokey.
I was just checking out this cute sweater online. I am wearing the exact same one in black.
FAFO @Thatsgame7
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geographyofrobots @roboticgeo
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Fix New Orleans @FixNOLA
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Harris Robert @harris30304
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Melanie (Damore) Ohlb.. @Melanie79089717
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Just Call Me Lee @lkeels
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Julia Gordon-Bramer @JGordonBramer
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King of Make Believe .. @504spyboy
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Paul G Landers @landers_paul_g
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Doug White @SoDakDoogie
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Amelia Fitzrovia ☕ .. @AmeliaFitzrovia
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Anubis Darkwatch @DJxAnubis
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Uhm @uhm00334
523 Followers 475 Following Passionate about peace, animals, the ocean, climate, civil rights, guitar and candy though not always in that order. 🇺🇦✊🏿🏳️🌈☮️🌎🦥🐬🐋🐝
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trying to deactivate .. @tryingtoleaveX
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Stephanie Klein @stephkleindc
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Daddy Pez (parody) (o.. @JayKlosinski
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Dr J. MPH @Dr_J_MPH
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living this life. @dubmagic
2K Followers 5K Following happy, contented, worried a bit though. retired teacher. wife. mother of 3. grandma.
Mina78 @Mina7815
990 Followers 686 Following Mom, Wife, Daughter, Sister, Veteran, She/Her “A coward judges all he sees by what he is” -Roland Deschain
Shannon Conway ❤️ @shannonconways
8K Followers 2K Following ✍️I write YA paranormal fantasy & 🏳️🌈 contemporary romance 📚 BA 2015|MFA 2022 👩🏻🎓 DJA❤️ Obsessed with Squishmallows 🐼 She/her
FAFO @Thatsgame7
2K Followers 4K Following Philly raised.Proud Father.Skilled tradesman.Huge Eagles fan.(removed) Patriot. (removed). May the fire in my eyes light the way for me. FJB
geographyofrobots @roboticgeo
21K Followers 2K Following Game studio from Louisiana. Made NORCO: https://t.co/YXmhXYP4pJ Rotating cast: @_rvryt, @bughoundllc, @gewgawly, @fm_aura, @jacobi_jesse
Fix New Orleans @FixNOLA
10K Followers 8K Following Let’s fix crime, roads, and other basic local government failures plaguing our amazing city for decades. Demand more & prioritize differently. #NOLATwitter
ARMUS Skin of Evil (p.. @Doomer_Armus
3K Followers 745 Following I AM evil made of unwanted Dr. Thunder syrup that spread and coalesced into a dank and vile second skin. ➡️ #parody ⬅️
TJ Batson @ThomasBatson
1K Followers 2K Following Just some dude. Love Fantasy Football, Poker and Politics but my family is all that really matters.
Pensacola Ice Flyers @PcolaIceFlyers
9K Followers 211 Following It’s us, the 4-time SPHL champions 🔥 #FlyAsOne
Women's Hair Loss Pro.. @whlpnetwork
418 Followers 35 Following ❤️Founder, Women's Hair Loss Project ❤️Founded 2007, WHLP unites women dealing with hair loss ❤️Help, Hope & Understanding ❤️Living life one wig at a time
Melanie (Damore) Ohlb.. @Melanie79089717
1K Followers 3K Following NASTY WOMAN! BLM, ASIANLIVESMATTER, LGTBQ, ACTIVIST, LOVER, BIG FIGHTER FOR THOSE WHO NEED IT, OR THOSE I LOVE & ANIMALS! Please, RESPECTFULLY NO MAGA 🖤💜🧡🌛
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2K Followers 1K Following Science-like stuff, beer, southern Nevada, nonsense. Will retweet bad haiku. I've seen some shit. Your reality may differ from mine.
crazed stage @Fairtermfree
222 Followers 511 Following Worker, can you stand it… tell me how you can?
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TitanDemonCyber @CyberdemonTitan
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Jeff Scott Soto @jeffscottsoto
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Chris Caffery @ChrisCaffery
6K Followers 374 Following Chris Caffery - Lead Guitarist for the bands Spirits of Fire, Savatage and Trans-Siberian Orchestra, also solo artist.
Joel Hoekstra @joelhoekstra13
34K Followers 213 Following I play guitar for Whitesnake, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Revolution Saints, ICONIC. Also known for my time with Cher, Night Ranger, Rock of Ages.
Trans-Siberian Orches.. @trans_siberian
33K Followers 286 Following The official twitter for Trans-Siberian Orchestra
StarLEAGUE!!?!!! @SleaStuck
109 Followers 91 Following Not really MAGA. Sorry, the guy has some good qualities. But he was a joke in the 80’s and he is now. Know what? I’m gonna be MORE white! Ha!
Scott's a Dork @scotttheskeptic
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KTVE - KARD @MyArkLaMiss
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Monroe Regional Airpo.. @flymonroemlu
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Sean @mpd420nola
149 Followers 1K Following A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved. - Kurt Vonnegut
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Paul G Landers @landers_paul_g
1K Followers 4K Following Husband to Jean, Father to Michelle, and Matthew #Autism, #LGBTQAlly #IDIC 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🕊️🖖 Science, Engineering, #SCIFI #AllStarTrek
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Klasic @Klasicmusicz
1 Followers 11 Following
Amelia Fitzrovia ☕ .. @AmeliaFitzrovia
2K Followers 2K Following A badass Goddess. I'm just getting started. I love Star Trek, science fiction, Tinkerbell and tattoos. I hate celery.
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Uhm @uhm00334
523 Followers 475 Following Passionate about peace, animals, the ocean, climate, civil rights, guitar and candy though not always in that order. 🇺🇦✊🏿🏳️🌈☮️🌎🦥🐬🐋🐝
Kivnoj @Kivnoj
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Mina78 @Mina7815
990 Followers 686 Following Mom, Wife, Daughter, Sister, Veteran, She/Her “A coward judges all he sees by what he is” -Roland Deschain@Shaydieblue Agreed! It’s too much. And it all adds up eventually. 😵
@Aflgirl126 Younger men are not any more attracted to older women than any other age group. Men are interested in all women and some older women are more likely to put out.
@Aflgirl126 you've met men right? some will have sex with almost any willing female that isn't too, too old, or too too fat
@Aflgirl126 It's easier to get a yes. Younger women have a massive sense of entitlement. They all want a millionaire with a 10-inch sausage even if he's already married. Older ones tend to be more open-minded.
@Aflgirl126 'Younger men' are attracted to their reflections in a mud puddle.
This was posted by the #Lafayette Public #Library Board of Control today. They are using official social media accounts to smear the very library they have promised to protect. Elections matter. Protect your library and library workers.
@NOLAnews Mismanagement at its finest. Sorta like the Saints.
@MajickShadow @Shaydieblue Because that's how much they're worth. Morons watch professional sports, and there are a lot of morons out there, paying for tickets, watching ads and sponsors, so professional sports make lots of money. The players are just getting their share.
I went totally off the rails this morning, and ordered a large iced coffee in my way home from work. Yes, you heard me correctly - an ICED coffee. My regular coffee barista questioned me - twice 😂🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
I am Cornholio are you threatening…..zzzzzzzz
I only have Fridays off. I’m grateful for these moments of bliss….
A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble
@Shaydieblue @Darth_Pingu 😂🤣 That’s a very niche joke! 😂🤣
I can totally live without another “We Didn’t Start The Fire” remake
@Shaydieblue @KaylaChowShow I really dont remember and all is fair. I expect to get back what i give. Glad we see eye to eye. Nice meeting you.
Can we acknowledge how handsome Larry Hagman was?
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