Shit Jokes @ShitJokes
The home of the immature | 18+ shitjokes.co.uk United Kingdom Joined September 2015-
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Thanks Mum! Bone ap the teeth 😍 #ChristmasDinner
It’s not Christmas without the classic…
Love reading Twitter on the commute to work 😂
My wife burnt her Hawaiian pizza, I told her she should have put it on aloha temperature 🍕
She just mistakenly thought he was handing out a plate of sausages
She just mistakenly thought he was handing out a plate of sausages
You know you are the President right?
Man City Fans Right Now…
The world can then begin to heal
The world can then begin to heal
Leave the Shit Jokes to us mate
Does anyone know how to turn the Fan Zone commentary off Sky Sports? 😒 #LIVEVE #Carragher
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3K Followers 3K Following Proud father of 3 beautiful children & lucky partner of their understanding mother! CFC since '76. ECFC since '90.
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@ShitJokes That’s the last time I listen to you. I ricked my neck trying to keep the iPad picture from turning round.
2020: falls out of love with football due to his treatment at Leicester. 2023: Starts Everton’s 1-0 win over Bournemouth and plays a part in Leicester’s relegation. A beautiful story.
@ShitJokes My grandfather still complains that he took over 66.5 total goals for the day at 125/1
@ShitJokes There is more nutrition in the veg water poured down the sink 😂
Why did you write a creepy sex scene involving kids in the book "It." Please explain. And it has better be a GOOD explanation.
Why have journalists had their Twitter accounts suspended? Please explain. And it had better be a GOOD explanation.
Liz Truss attempts a Force choke, and chokes herself.
@ShitJokes Corntry roads, take me home...
@ShitJokes Is there a retirement home for insufferable cockwombles, or are these two free to roam the wilds and annoy the fuck out of anyone unfortunate enough to cross their path?
I genuinely never thought I’d see the day I hit 100,000 followers. It’s just a silly amount of people. Thank you so much everyone. ❤️💙
@ShitJokes This is so good. Very Brass Eye, perfect delivery & timing. Jenas:natural reaction.
@rilez @ShitJokes If anything I would say that this joke was rare.
So, anyone here who still hasn’t caught the Rona ?Hands up 🙋🏼♀️
Ok so if this tweet gets 6,500 likes @pizzahutgaming is going to make me a 6’5 pizza I REPEAT, A 6’5 FUCKING PIZZA DO UR MAGIC TWITTER
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