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7 months ago

The worst part about divorce for women is realizing they have to start giving blowjobs again.

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9 months ago

The best part about dating a chick who’s gender fluid is you can punch her in the face and it’s like no big deal.

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2 months ago

Women won’t date a man who lives with his parents, but they’ll date a man who lives with his wife and children.

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2 months ago

I used to want to be magician when I was younger, but I got tired of sucking all the dicks.

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2 months ago

Pregnant women on dating apps looking for a real man is final boss level modernity

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2 months ago

I’m at the age where all the chicks doing step mom porn are 10 years younger than me.

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2 months ago

Taylor Swift is Radiohead for middle-aged divorcees.

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10 years ago

Apparently only I can prevent forest fires? That's some pretty heavy shit to lay on a guy tripping on mushrooms at 11 pm. Fuck you bear.

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11 years ago

It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today. Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks.

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7 years ago

"New year. New me," she posted on Facebook as she wiped the dried semen off her face and picked the chunks of vomit out of her hair.

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8 years ago

A snow day on the West Coast is when you've snorted so much cocaine that you're too paranoid to leave the house.

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7 years ago

Spice up your office Secret Santa gift exchange this holiday season with a huge black dildo and some warming lube.

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9 years ago

My favorite Christmas song is God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen because it talks about Satan's power.

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7 years ago

🎶 5 cock rings....4 call girls, 3 lines of coke, 2 bags of dope, and a prostitute with hepatitis C 🎶

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8 years ago

🎶Oh the weather outside is frightful, but this Peruvian cocaine is so delightful. This drug addicted hooker has no place to go. Let it snow🎶

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7 years ago

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but I only have a 100 dollars, so I'm settling for a Mexican one with a dick.

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8 years ago

Just asked a homeless guy if Santa brought him anything nice this year for Christmas and he told me to go fuck myself. LOL

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4 months ago

Santa Baby is my favorite Christmas song about a gold digging whore.

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6 months ago

I’m old enough to remember when trans and gay people were fun to be around.

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