Sebastian Tombs 🏴🇬🇧🏴☠️ @SimonTemplarGB
Saintly observations from Saint Sanctuary. #Vasectomised #PTFE Main account @PaulReadGB. Bloody guru on IP subnetting. Unsolicited DMs binned. saint.org Spain Joined July 2018-
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Funny how things work out. When I was younger, I couldn’t get seen for many jobs, because I was an ‘out gay man’. Not acceptable. As I’ve grown older, & lived through reactions such as utter horror in the 80’s, people shaking my hand for being ‘brave’ or simply moving away,…
So I saw my wife busy in the kitchen and asked if I could do anything to help. She said “OK take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil.” Honestly, no matter what we men do to help out we still get yelled at.......
Please take a look at this worthy cause and consider signing the petition. parkinsons.org.uk/get-involved/s…
Dear God, I got from M&S what I thought was a chicken curry but proved to be a tofu one. What do you think the damage will be? Will I grow moobs or listen to Jon Ronson? One dish of tofu is survivable, right?
@jeremycorbyn 'Movement' is exactly the right word, Jezza!
Just ONE example of Willoughby’s incessant & foul onslaught against women. I’m sure I’m not the only one to have kept a rather large bundle of receipts over the years… time to start digging through the thousands of TRA screenshots I’ve taken. I’d rather swim in stagnant swill.
Just ONE example of Willoughby’s incessant & foul onslaught against women. I’m sure I’m not the only one to have kept a rather large bundle of receipts over the years… time to start digging through the thousands of TRA screenshots I’ve taken. I’d rather swim in stagnant swill.
Sorry, this should not be allowed:
An old Scotsman is lying in his bed dying. With a very weak voice he asks: Is my wife here? Yes, I am here. Are my children here? Yes, your children are all here. Are my grandchildren here? Yes grandad, we are all here. - Then why is the light in the kitchen still on?
I bet if they find Abdul they'll find Nick Brown too.
The NHS isn't free..The British pay National insurance 'I'm scared for my family': Migrants face annual £1,000 NHS bill as charges rise 66% standard.co.uk/news/uk/nhs-im…
@SimonTemplarGB Yes, the exact same way your bills went down when you put in low energy light bulbs 😆
Who is she?
@SimonTemplarGB Well bloke used paper and pen, has clothes not carbon neutral, watched him a few times in TV and welllllll. Ohhh credits.... Then we have this funky carbon offsetting scam, you can buy your way out with a few trees (sarc)
@SimonTemplarGB So would a Hebridean island 👍
Does that mean we'll get carbon credits for fewer children?
Does that mean we'll get carbon credits for fewer children?
What a relief.
What a relief. https://t.co/ooOLKPm1qx
Great night out with friends. Attended a Piano recital in the local town in sweden. We were invited to paint if we wished whilst listening to the pianists. Between the 6 of us we produced this 👇🏽 and it was rather popular. The locals took pictures. I stuck a price on it 😂
Vegan Burgers: Pros: You are not forced to eat them. Cons: You can't beat them, they can't fly. You can't shoot them, they fall apart. You can't eat them, they taste like shit. 🤷♂️
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QT a b&W pic ❤️ We’ll why not you know you want too 😁🥰
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I usually bring home a tea towel or fridge magnet from holiday, not a full scale upper respiratory tract infection that leaves you feeling like shite. 😩
I had to say the final goodbye to my beautiful Prince today. Thank you Gizmo for 13 years of companionship and love, you were, and always will be, a special boy and much loved, you will never be forgotten.
@Jessrocks71 Thanks for that Jess, just found it on ITVX, like you say a star studded cast, hubby wants to watch Countryfile😴 There may be trouble ahead on this holy day. I will remind him what day it is.
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