slow barney @SlowBarney
Being silly. Autocorrect's gimp. Bridge builder. Cape Ann, Massachusetts Joined May 2009-
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Perusing a singles site and one of my "matches" has a desired age rage between 48 and 52, which seems strangely specific. I age out of that gamut this summer...
Me and autocorrect. Also my emotional state. And my finances. And...
I wonder if you can buy kettles tuned to Public Enemy's hit, Rebel Without a Pause.
Singles app really showing me how far away everyone is. Spending a lot of time looking at maps and nope-ing
Pretty sure if I let Atticus the Vizsla lick my nose as much as he wants to it'd wear away.
Just for once it'd be nice if, while I'm trying to get my tools together for a job, my brain would not simultaneously compose a song (with thepat random lyrics) and have about three other conversations going on. Focus ffs.
Definitely too honest / frank for dating sites. Then again, not going to disappoint anyone.
Just avoided making a comment on a controversial topic. Where, I would like to know, is my medal‽
Supposed to be at a wake but I just can't handle it today.
Feeling guilty. My dogs are bred for hunting and quite keen on chasing critters. One of them, who is the sweetest most compliant dog I know, jumped up and caught a bird nesting under the porch. Instant kill :(
Seeingy wife (we're separated) still upsets me even after six months. This sucks.
I don't believe in Astrology, because I'm a Virgo.
Yay, I just put in a bunch of effort to volunteer to work for a city board! For free. Oopsie.
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WHAT DO WE WANT? Nuance! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Well, that's complicated.
I'm going to win this time. I can feel it.
@marilynmaupin @HistoryBoomer @SlowBarney @PENamerica We should be allowed to say things others perceive as evil. That’s what a free and open society demands.
@marilynmaupin @Lastdance_LL @SlowBarney @PENamerica I think people have the right to say horrible things. That's not the same as defending the statements themselves.
@marilynmaupin @HistoryBoomer @SlowBarney @PENamerica He's shown he supports free speech, which he's always shown. Defending freedom of speech is not the same as endorsing or agreeing with the speech in question. In fact, defending the *right* of a speaker to say things you abhor is an example of the highest morals.
@marilynmaupin @SlowBarney @PENamerica This time now. You said other things, but you never asked if calling for the death of Jews is evil until the last tweets. You said lots of other things that perhaps meant that to you. x.com/HistoryBoomer/…
@marilynmaupin @SlowBarney @PENamerica Yes, it's evil to call for the death of Jews. Huh, will that satisfy you? No. It will not.
@marilynmaupin @SlowBarney @PENamerica I answered that question the first time I saw you ask it.
@SlowBarney @MagooPotato ‘His name was Robert Paulson’
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