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So you’re telling me none of you knew the WNBA players were getting financially screwed? You thought Brittney Griner was in Russia for FUN!?
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
Did Gizelle, Ashley and Mia reach out and apologize to Candiace for laughing at her for crying (while pregnant) at the reunion? Or did that line move again? #rhop
Real Housewives Twitter is WILD right now. Alexia and Todd divorce, Candiace pregnant, Robyn fired, Nneka fired, Gizelle canceled, Teddi still a laughable gnat #RHOP #RHOM x.com/rankedreal/sta…
When black people lose, we lose. When white people lose, somehow they’ll give out “participation trophies”. Last year it was Jill Biden saying both teams should come to the White House. This year it’s the [losing] team on SNL. SMH
When black people lose, we lose. When white people lose, somehow they’ll give out “participation trophies”. Last year it was Jill Biden saying both teams should come to the White House. This year it’s the [losing] team on SNL. SMH
Happy days are here again! Thank goodness!
Not Gizelle thinking the tweets would be in her favor and the girls would drag Candiace. Oh she was utterly mistaken #RHOP
Btw Gizelle said she doesn’t read the tweets but just said she can’t wait to see them. Gizelle lurks like everyone else. #RHOP
If I never see Gizelle on my screen in life, it wouldn’t be soon enough! What an evil miserable person. #RHOP
How a friend of the show have more screen time than you nneka #RHOP
Candiace decided to call Deborah a vermin the same way Karen decided to drive drunk and have a crash. STFU Karen! #RHOP
Gizelle and her saggy neck, both of whom were not present, has an opinion about whose fault it is??? She’s not beating the colorist allegations. #RHOP
Mia…who assaulted Wendy, has the nerve to talk class and decorum? I know you F***in lying!!!!!!’ #RHOP
Ashley was working as a barback….girl you were broke and desperate! #RHOP
Ashley’s accent changes to a blackccent when convenient #RHOP
2 things can be true, Candiace be cryin’ and Mia damn sure be lyin’ #RHOP
Ashley has never been silent in her life. Wendy got her together!! #RHOP
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I love prom season. The kids always look so cute. But this?! So classic I can’t even. Just flawless.
All For You reached #1 on the @billboard Hot 100 chart today in 2001. Listen: open.spotify.com/track/5X8kkUaU…
⛳️On April 13, 1997, 21-year-old Tiger Woods became the youngest golfer to win The Masters Tournament
My only comment is: Johnnie Cochran had a long career that included repping the Black Panthers, getting Abner Louima his measure of justice from the NYPD and helping get Geronimo Pratt out of prison, and should not *just* live on in public discourse as "OJ's lawyer"
That shot of Dawn Staley with open arms as the confetti falls is so great.
Louis Vuitton Dawn!! Leaned down with the cry so the camera could show the whole fit, vet move
YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE NONE. 38 AND 0 for @GamecockWBB
Dawn Staley makes history as the first Black woman coach to win 3 NCAA titles!👏🏾
It’s okay to talk about the team that’s winning, too!!!
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nah this was funny af
What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?
To be very clear, Rihanna is the standard and there’s no one above her.