Lana @SolanaBarratt
might be she/they lads Joined December 2017-
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What is it about me that makes every teacher default to “Ms. Barratt” and why do I have the feeling I don’t want the answer
This is my formal request for people to stop ruining space media. Please. I can only subsist on Star Trek for so long.
I keep seeing very depressed people on Tik Tok with the exact same vaguely octagon glasses as me and I don’t know what that says about me but the volume is too loud
If I compare hand sizes with you, I promise I’m not flirting I’m just scoping out recruits for my baby hand army
A “this might as well happen” friendship somehow turns into real friendship: more at 6
I like to put off any other activities and responsibilities in the name of homework and then I don’t do my homework
Nothing quite like the terror of accidentally calling a man by the same cute nicknames you give to your female friends because you forgot who you were talking to
John Mulaney takes another member of the royal family. Next: the Queen herself
My mom is Jewish and my dad is Irish so whenever we watch John Mulaney: New In Town, and it gets to the bit about Jewish women, my dad stares pointedly at my mom and then immediately regrets it when she gets to rag on him 2s later when it calls out Irish men
Oh to be a 4th grader stressing over what to wear to the sock hop
If The Giving Tree didn’t make you even a little bit uncomfortable as a child, I don’t trust you
I think one of my biggest character flaws is that I genuinely like the color orange
“You just look very… unique” Ohhh my god Jessica I look like every Jewish American woman ever just say that Jewish features make you uncomfortable and go
Disney is just a bunch of other people’s accomplishments stacked in a trench coat
There have only been four impeachments and two were Donald Trump.
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Kelly Rock @kellyrock_
4 Followers 8 Following 18 | Auditorium Technician | Actor | Musician | class of 2022
sara @saraponsioen
12 Followers 9 Following
Ian @ianstrawn27
107 Followers 154 Following He/Him/His | Grinnell College Physics/Stats ‘24 | Saying things that have probably already been said since 2020
SalemBed&Biscuit @TerriEllen6
3 Followers 46 Following
duckie (she/they) @shelly_kira
133 Followers 258 Following Pre-MD/PhD student at the University of Washington, Seattle. Neuroscience/psych major. NA-C, VC of HHSAB, Co-Founder/ Director of Mentorship Services @ HEARO
Malaine mboge @MalaineMboge
32 Followers 263 Following
Rhianne @BarrattRhianne
23 Followers 64 Following God gave me the ability to speak and I decided to make it everyone else’s problem | BLM | ✡️ | they/them
princess miracle of g.. @sadellle
209 Followers 595 Following monkey lover, mom hugger, aggressive like a dodge charger, fair lady
lol @lol12ugly
5 Followers 56 Following
salami @SBagasani
138 Followers 285 Following I don’t get along well with Gemini not because I’m an asparagus, but because I’m an aquarium
townes van zandt stan.. @lendyourlungs
462 Followers 519 Following aggressively pedestrian 🌿 they/he
hailee carmody @CarmodyHailee
3 Followers 41 Following
Safelite Repair @megoobe
138 Followers 174 Following she/they international anime interpretation champion
rachel_susee @RachelSusee
9 Followers 19 Following Go to Sprague High School, Jesus is my homie, people say I’m weird and I can’t disagree
Briar Addams @BriarAddams
7 Followers 75 Following
potemtially nathan @kikbol42
90 Followers 633 Following free Palestine fr. Seinfeld Tv show dickrider, jerry Seinfeld hater
Nazarethrugama @Nazarethrugama1
7 Followers 394 Following Tengo 15 años soy divertida,adoro😍 la musica Electrónica 🎼🎶🎤🎵🎧,mi animal favorito son los gatos 😸,mi color favorito es el morado,juego ⚽ y tengo una gemela
Wonder of Science @wonderofscience
2.4M Followers 42 Following "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." - Albert Einstein
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch
108K Followers 741 Following
sara @saraponsioen
12 Followers 9 Following
Ian @ianstrawn27
107 Followers 154 Following He/Him/His | Grinnell College Physics/Stats ‘24 | Saying things that have probably already been said since 2020
NASA @NASA
80.3M Followers 174 Following There's space for everybody. ✨ Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
Rhianne @BarrattRhianne
23 Followers 64 Following God gave me the ability to speak and I decided to make it everyone else’s problem | BLM | ✡️ | they/them
Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg
5.6M Followers 3K Following Autistic climate justice activist Born at 375 ppm
princess miracle of g.. @sadellle
209 Followers 595 Following monkey lover, mom hugger, aggressive like a dodge charger, fair lady
heeyajenny @zihee_tattooist
21K Followers 67 Following 🖇 heeyajenny / 만19세미만❌/DM ❌/ [email protected]
salami @SBagasani
138 Followers 285 Following I don’t get along well with Gemini not because I’m an asparagus, but because I’m an aquarium
townes van zandt stan.. @lendyourlungs
462 Followers 519 Following aggressively pedestrian 🌿 they/he
Safelite Repair @megoobe
138 Followers 174 Following she/they international anime interpretation champion
Ryan Bergara @ryansbergara
447K Followers 923 Following co-founder @wearewatcher | purveyor of Files | prisoner on Puppet History | former ghost detective on Unsolved | theme park sicko
Shane Madej @shanemadej
518K Followers 2K Following Twitter sucks so I've left. Find me elsewhere. @shanemadej on most things.
Portland OR Alerts @pdxalerts
175K Followers 431 Following We post live alerts of police/fire incidents in the Portland Metro area. NOT an official agency & TWEETS ARE NOT CONFIRMED. (sister account of @sincityalerts)
or someone totally random. like the script supervisor from the batman
@erinmhk @jasminericegirl I’m just average height but with all my shorter friends, I always feel like their protectors. Like yes I can pick you up and run if we need to flee danger I love you friend
mfer duct-taped a kitchen knife to his skateboard. now I got stabbed in the ankle
What if instead of free the nip we caged all the nipples. I don’t want to see anyone’s nipples
Another hot take: skinny jeans don’t look bad on everyone and can help people who are curvier feel better in their clothing
Hot take the French dispatch is terrible and people wouldn’t like it if it wasn’t a Wes Anderson movie
My sibling told me I have “bi-curious straight girl energy” I will never recover
High school and college aged Mormons are single handedly keeping McDonald’s alive
my superhero ability is pointing out unsolvable questions on chemistry quizzes and getting them dropped. I hold so many GPAs in my terrible little hands
My mom says I’m bad at being slutty 😪
@barratt_chaya Even your Dad said you looked awesome. Call me. We need to talk about what slutty looks like. 🤣
My mom posted my slutty Beetlejuice costume on her Facebook and my grandma said that I looked darling
If I crush up my adhd meds and put them in a brownie would they still work? Like an adhd edible
Goodwill stop putting culturally significant clothing in the Halloween section challenge
Lil huddy was on my fyp in a non ironic context it’s time to go off the grid
I don’t call my cats princess because they’re precious I call them princess because they’re entitled little shits
Megan, consoling me about my grandfather getting in a motorcycle accident: I don’t believe in god or in heaven but I do believe in vibes
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