Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia
Satire is the language I speak🤒. Nairobi, Kenya Joined April 2012-
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Wuueh
My sister wrote an official statement of her separation to my 3 year old 😭😭😭
Their beef is deep😭
The "kundi" in Nyakundi is for a group of informants.
They can't beat the water like protesters?
They can't beat the water like protesters?
Smh 😂😂
Hahaha
Justice Byram Ongaya has delivered a progressive and pro-workers Judgement. Firstly , TSC does not have a mandate to employ interns as teachers. Its mandate only extends to hiring qualified and registered teachers. However, it is the second finding that is; (1) An employer…
STANDARD: Military officials attribute these incidents to serviceability concerns and pilot fatigue. A top official in the Ministry of Defence pointed to the Kenya Kwanza administration's frequent cabinet meetings and top officials' desire to travel to various locations are…
#hotoffthebench Justice Byram Ongaya has delivered a progressive and pro-workers Judgement. Firstly , TSC does not have a mandate to employ interns as teachers. Its mandate only extends to hiring qualified and registered teachers. However, it is the second finding that is 🔥(1)
Kel Chemicals boss implicates Office of the President officials in fake fertiliser scandal citizen.digital/news/kel-chemi…
By the time Isaac Mwaura anamaliza kujipaka sunscreen Nyakundi amepeana intel yote
Why is the CDF travelling in a Huey while the Jalangos and Salasyas are traveling in the actual VIP helicopters?
Why is the CDF travelling in a Huey while the Jalangos and Salasyas are traveling in the actual VIP helicopters?
Uzuri we have riggy g......one day atashika mic afungue roho fwaaaa tu ....alafu tumalize hii kesi
I would have faked an emergency to get off this plane!
That's Cyprian Nyakundi in real life.
Mr Arthur, Issue the written notice and we will take it from there.
Mr Arthur, Issue the written notice and we will take it from there.
Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero
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Droid @droid254
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Dr. John Njenga Karug.. @johnnjenga
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ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky
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Yes God loves us @spiritandsoul1
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Judy Lizy @JudyLizy
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Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero
275K Followers 6K Following Call/text 0700160868 for business inquiry. Sometimes i am slow in the DMs. https://t.co/vmxhSFN6FH [email protected]
Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE
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Thirsty Kipsoiwet �.. @Makiadi_
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Beth Kasinga 🌴 @beth_kasinga
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Droid @droid254
296K Followers 3K Following The only #KOT that doesn't claim to be a social media guru
Dr. John Njenga Karug.. @johnnjenga
311K Followers 51K Following Humboldt University Berlin Researcher Lecturer. Visiting Professor Hassanudin University Makassar. Transregional Studies, Memory Studies/Ethics, Cosmopolitanism
George T. Diano @georgediano
84K Followers 6K Following Twitter for Satire & Peasants|| Story teller|| Dark Humor|| Educated Idiot|| Broke Men Spokesperson|| MBA- Operations Management.
Shoba Gatimu @shobanes
129K Followers 4K Following Retired Murasta | City boy in the village |Mkulima mdogo | Rabbit Keeper | Host Making The Menu - DStv 173 @honeyafricatv
Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3
167K Followers 24K Following Journalist: Business, Political and Socio-Economic issues within and without.
🍁RASTA MAN™🍁 @ItsJeffreyJeff
103K Followers 6K Following Mr Caribbean Connect🏖🇯🇲||REGGAE & DANCEHALL JUNKIE❤️💛💚||DOGS🐶||Laptop plug. https://t.co/to57a8rDz5 || https://t.co/1qy02dEESn
Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas
110K Followers 2K Following Springboks 💚 | RF100 | Serena 23 | AF85 | Virat Kohli | Eliud 1.59 | LH100 | Ledecky | Armu Forever ❤| Cleo ❤️|
iamjinx @jamrick_
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DciJuja @dcijuja
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ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ @guylikericky
74K Followers 305 Following Code connoisseur. Full Stack Developer(React, Vue, Php Laravel, Ruby). Film Enthusiast. Cinephile. I write threads sometimes.
WANJIRAW ❤️💦 @mini_wanjiru
25K Followers 4K Following She flies with her own wings.🌼 Making my dreams a reality!🌻 cat lover purrr! Meow!!!😺 Dm for promos and ads
Bisharo A. @AliBisharo
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AAG @DonQhalifah
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East African Communit.. @jumuiya
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726 Followers 207 Following Third generation British Kenyan tea farmer with a penchant for wine, flowers and travel.
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kùi🧘♂️ @Mbuthia3Maureen
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Respect my chairman
fun fact: the reason why the “if” is so small on every cover is because he lost the civil court case from nicole’s family. they had jurisdiction over how the covers looked
Thinking about when OJ Simpson wrote a book titled “If I Did It,” in which he states he didn’t kill Nicole, but tells details about the murder only the killer would know.
@Son_of_Laikipia Excellent take, and let him know when murkomen is done, we'll have to solve the doctor's problems at funerals, then we address jkia
Shame on you 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Son_of_Laikipia Hio filter ya Black and white. Ngwambite kuhenukwo
@Son_of_Laikipia Our politicians are a reflection of who we are.
I don’t own long skirts and I completely ate in this! Skirt by @style_byray give her all your monies and then some!
@Son_of_Laikipia Done 😭 x.com/_CrazyNairobia…
Previously on Prison Break...
Of FAKE FERTILISER, Kudos @johnallannamu @AfUncensored @Cynthia_Gichiri. 3 Things can't be hidden: Moon, Sun, Truth. Vindicated. KENYA KWISHA transactional surrogates fidget, insult, lie at funerals, and in churches because they know a bitter TRUTH: they are proxies to Boss Ruto
@johnallannamu @Cynthia_Gichiri @AfUncensored @KEBS_ke @NCPB_KE Investigative journalism per excellence. The question is, if @johnallannamu @AfUncensored w/ @Cynthia_Gichiri can get this, why is @EACCKenya @DCI_Kenya unable (or is it unwilling)? Someone should be I jail now. But how can it be when it is usually of bigboys' enterprise!
That the sun hits my face like that? Crazy😍
Favorite picture of you so far in March. Let’s have it¿
Small world my bro
Wah ngori🤭🤭🤭
Guuuuuyyyys guys lemme tell you smth Drey Mwangi naye ameivaaaaaa Ngai
"Nyinyi wakulima mchukue hiyo mawe hapo NCPB, mama atatengeneza crusade aombee igeuke fertilizer "
"Kenya also appears to have ambitions in this field, with the government launching the country’s first semiconductor production unit in 2022 in the hope of developing advanced technological capabilities."
Slowly, slowly, we are awakening! "Africa exports the critical minerals that are essential to semiconductor manufacturing but production remains overwhelmingly concentrated in Asia." african.business/2024/03/techno…
@Son_of_Laikipia Wamutahi coka kwa Lydia, utawezana na pombe na wasichana.
The Affordable Housing law has also given reprieve to persons who made voluntary savings and have not been allocated an affordable housing unit to apply for withdrawal of their savings by issuing a 90-day written notice for a refund with any accrued interest. The amendments…
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