Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport
00 Days 00 Hours 00 Mins & 52 Seconds since last near miss. Parody. samaritans.org Essex airport 'innit? Joined October 2013-
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Just been to see Benny from maintenance in hospital. He was putting up one of those boards that tell you have many days since the last accident and it fell on him.
Can Lisa Stansfield come to Lost Property please. We found your baby.
Why not join our drop off loyalty scheme?* It means your 10th drop off is absolutely free, saving you £7.** *loyalty card is £20 **valid once only
Was chatting to an American tourist at the bar earlier. Had the most unbelievably high voice I've ever heard.
I did the first of a series of lectures this afternoon at one of the U.K.’s leading universities. No, I’m being serious, I actually did. Can you imagine that, being asked to shape the brains of our next generation, me. And then asked back. No, seriously… #GodHelpUsAll
It’s America, probably a pizza delivery guy.
It’s America, probably a pizza delivery guy.
Terrorists, stuff your pockets with glitter before exploding. You don’t always have to be such a negative Nelly.
With hindsight, we should probably move the sky diving school a bit further away from the flight path. You learn something new everyday in this job!
Aer Lingus have asked our Marketing Department to look at their branding because they want to attract new customers. Say no more.
Had a bit of trouble earlier in our Wetherspoons. Politely asked a drunk guy at the bar if it was possible to push his stool in. He got aggressive and said no, then continued to shit his pants.
For only £3 a month you can adopt an economy passenger. Help us stop the brutal and inhumane way we treat them by donating today. You’ll receive a framed picture of your very own economy passenger and regular updates as to where their luggage might be. Thank you.
Speedbird Julie ✈�.. @JSS779
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4K Followers 2K Following Car industry guy with more than passing interest in aviation and 20th century history. Plays guitar a bit. Addicted to quirky old cars. All views are my own.@gunsnrosesgirl3 Rare footage of baggage handler training @StansaidAirport has emerged. #proud
@raider_lee @StansaidAirport Being off zero is just a dream they have at Stansaid. Never going to happen.
@StansaidAirport She could have found it herself, all she had to do was…..Turn around, every now and then
@StansaidAirport I noticed in your shop the ladies t-shirt read SwissPair and you also spelt Fokker wrong on another one. That’s what happens when you give work experience kids tasks 🤔
@StansaidAirport Being an airport worker is his knickname Benny and the jets?
@StansaidAirport Not a work related accident! He was not doing maintenance!
@StansaidAirport Something to emulate perhaps?
Extraordinary stat: In 30 years of operation, Kansai International Airport says it has never once lost a piece of luggage, despite handling around 10 million pieces a year. nikkei.com/article/DGXZQO…
@StansaidAirport How do you have the time to visit someone
@StansaidAirport At that savings I’ll take ten! No. I meant none. I’ll take none!
@StansaidAirport Where you gonna spend all the money you saved, W.H. Smith?
@StansaidAirport They were setting the board for the 1st time, right?
@StansaidAirport Assuming you have XXXXXXXXL?
@StansaidAirport Present company excepted, of course! 😂
@DrGeorgeBurdell @StansaidAirport That's the chin-up bar Barry from @StansaidAirport estates dept. installed for Ian 'one leg', it's been 3 weeks since 'Princess' the drug dog ran off with his prosthesis, and no-one can find it.
@StansaidAirport Even with a penny off, that’s blooming expensive premier crufts dog food
@StansaidAirport Oh, wrong font. Hate it when that happens