Can’t believe the Met Gala failed to invite the biggest influencer of our times: Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls.
@StephenAtHome Tuckems has it covered.
@StephenAtHome OMG too funny; these balls will be the brunt of so many jokes to come. However, celebrities should be more responsible about their statements in social media. Trinidad Government: Nicki Minaj’s Swollen Testicles Claim Is Bullsh*t thedailybeast.com/nicki-minajs-s… via @thedailybeast
@StephenAtHome Come on now Stephen (or Stephen's writers). I know it's early, but I also know you are above defaulting to "dick jokes" to fill your feed. Want some help?
@StephenAtHome @brothersosborne Shocking, seeing as how they are huge rn.
@StephenAtHome They didn’t meet the sperm count requirement set by the met gala.
@StephenAtHome Oh is this a joke referencing how her man is a convicted chomo?
@StephenAtHome Had nothin' to do with the 14 ho's he shebanged over the prior 3 weeks off Tinder.