doctorturtleboy @SteveBassBoss77
Joined September 2021-
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The majority of my internal dialogue consists of savagely berating inanimate objects and people who annoy me. I probably called a broken stapler a f*ing **unt 12 times today. Some out loud. Blows my mind that other people don't/can't do this.
The majority of my internal dialogue consists of savagely berating inanimate objects and people who annoy me. I probably called a broken stapler a f*ing **unt 12 times today. Some out loud. Blows my mind that other people don't/can't do this.
Fun how Republicans insist that Biden was profiting from Hunter's business dealings. Lol do they really believe JB needs his junkie kid's table scraps? Unlike Trump, Biden's tax returns are public. We know he has money and doesn't need to mooch of his kids.
Most underrated comment.
@go300ps @MelissaJPeltier @gtconway3d This is the most underrated comment I've seen all day.
Barbie Karen makes a good point.
Barbie Karen makes a good point.
Don't look at me, I voted for the email lady.
Turtleboy is just like his hero Tucker 😂
Turtleboy is just like his hero Tucker 😂
I just laughed like an evil movie villain
That's on brand.
Wow these outtakes didn’t disappoint
Breaking: 88 House Republicans just voted AGAINST VA benefits for toxic-exposed veterans. Remember that in November.
Turtleboy attacks a little girl's softball team. What a dirtbag.
Turtleboy attacks a little girl's softball team. What a dirtbag.
F*CK YES: Ted Cruz has been slapped with a major lawsuit and faces DISBARMENT for his efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Who thinks the f*cker needs to be disbarred immediately?
Hold on… the party who told their constituents that the baby formula crisis & the gas price crisis were “Biden’s fault” just voted against getting formula to parents and against a bill designed to stop energy companies from price gouging at the pump? Get the fuck out of here. 🙄
This is our country, not your church.
I like how they say "about five" like it was Aiden & some other ratchets piled into the same trenchcoat 🤣
I like how they say "about five" like it was Aiden & some other ratchets piled into the same trenchcoat 🤣
If you think no longer being required to wear a mask on public transportation is “freedom” but a woman having the right to decide what she does with her own body is not… you are an idiot and also an asshole.
Well that speaks for itself
Missing runaway 14-year-old girl from Chicopee trib.al/dCVJol6
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Eyenstein 🇺🇦 @raizingarizona
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The Caffeinated Sloth @OtterKnowByNow
15 Followers 26 Following I deal in facts. Don't mistake that for Conservativism. If you're racist, misogynist, or don't support the LGBTQ+ community then don't follow me.
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The Caffeinated Sloth @OtterKnowByNow
15 Followers 26 Following I deal in facts. Don't mistake that for Conservativism. If you're racist, misogynist, or don't support the LGBTQ+ community then don't follow me.
chip goines @chipgoines
8K Followers 8K Following Turned out voters for @AyannaPressley's historic 2018 campaign. Biker who got a ticket once.🚲 Cat lady. Bylines: @washingtonpost, @newsweek, @reuters, @gbhnews
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3K Followers 3K Following I retired to my insane home town of Revere to write about it! Trying to not put the die in dialysis!
Today, on my orders, the United States military conducted an operation to extract U.S. Government personnel from Khartoum in response to the situation in Sudan. I am grateful for the commitment of our Embassy staff and the skill of our service members who brought them to safety.
@fcoconsrv @POTUS They were told months ago to leave the country as things were unstable and risky. If they chose to stay that was their decision. Now we should put our soldiers at risk for people that didn't leave when they were told to. You'd scream and whine about that too. Just stop it.
BREAKING: CNN reports that Republican Congressman Mark Green, the Chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, is furious with the insane behavior of MTG during today’s hearing and will ask Kevin McCarthy to REMOVE her from the Committee if she did it again. Remove her…
@jerry_woj @RpsAgainstTrump People has to be pretty darn detached from reality not to get how poorly it reflects on them to have someone like her as their representative.
@jerry_woj @RpsAgainstTrump She calls hard working civil servants liars in a public forum with no proof. That's not asking hard questions. That's grandstanding.
@RpsAgainstTrump Are her constituents not just completely embarrassed by her?
When leading Republicans argue “This is an attack on our country…and attack on our free and fair elections.” (Trump), “weaponization of our legal system” (DeSantis) and does “irreparable damage” to our country…that’s a projection of their own roles not a reflection of the facts
@wtfdic_hour @juliaforboston @DoctorTurtleboy Crush the turtle 🤣
@tea_spiracy @juliaforboston @DoctorTurtleboy Let’s not forget this is the family he dumped to chase female “Turtle Riders”.
@wtfdic_hour @juliaforboston @DoctorTurtleboy It's as if without the interwebs he'd have no identity at all.
BREAKING: A massive crowd has gathered in from of trump Tower. There are many fives of them!!! FIVES OF THEM!!!!!🤣💀 x.com/rebsbrannon/st…
@OutlawBParker @JesseKellyDC I couldn’t tell from the Jan 6 protest
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