Steve Is Damaged @SteveIsDamaged
I like good food, good wine, and really really bad 80's pop music. There are other things about me, but you'd find them even less interesting. Joined April 2013-
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Retweet with which tv character best matches your real-life personality. Nabisco Commercial - Saltine Cracker
Retweet with which tv character best matches your real-life personality. Nabisco Commercial - Saltine Cracker https://t.co/ZX5NX0Zhdu
After a few days of my TL being 75% "Pecker means penis and that's funny" jokes, I'm terrified to look for who's up next on the witness stand in case it's "Malabia Shaftgrabber" or "Don Keedick."
If you are an old person, or plan to be one some day, you should appreciate Biden's win, here. Zero percent chance this would have been a priority in a @GOP administration.
If you are an old person, or plan to be one some day, you should appreciate Biden's win, here. Zero percent chance this would have been a priority in a @GOP administration.
There’s NO one who’s ever had to be in the same place for 8 hours a day, 4 days a week. This is torturous and horrible! ~ DJT What the Leader of the @GOP is describing is a part-time job.
6yo Boy: [touches easy bake oven as panicked teacher is seen on the phone in background] *swat team rushes in guns drawn//half beat and mace the child while the rest dump their clips into the gender-nonconforming kitchen toy* *fade in Gov Abbott's head//he smiles and nods* fin
6yo Boy: [touches easy bake oven as panicked teacher is seen on the phone in background] *swat team rushes in guns drawn//half beat and mace the child while the rest dump their clips into the gender-nonconforming kitchen toy* *fade in Gov Abbott's head//he smiles and nods* fin
I see that The First Ladies National Library & Museum has picked a curator for their Melania Trump wing:
The first word of each national anthem in Europe
A picture is worth a thousand words!
Come for the headline. Stay for @sylamore1's words that come after it. To fiction quote Robert E. Lee, "Wow." memphisflyer.com/gettysburg-wow
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@newrepublic Citizens United has left America completely vulnerable to foreign enemies and corrupt politicians.
I think it's funny that pretty much the only reason Las Vegas exists is because of the Hoover Dam and without that dam, the state of Nevada would have, like, nothing to show off
Indiana Republican Victoria Spartz praised the 'strength' of the Ukrainian people during her visit to Ukraine in 2022. Today, she voted against funding their defense.
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I just saw a CyberTruck in person. No matter how dumb you think it is, it’s even dumber. It looks like a joke car from a direct to dvd 90s National Lampoon movie. There were at least a few people openly laughing (myself included).
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I still think about this post every few months. Condolences to my wife, @Wonderbunny1972, on being married to an old nerd.
I still think about this post every few months. Condolences to my wife, @Wonderbunny1972, on being married to an old nerd.
Might as well release this comic for the holiday. A rare nose and ears comic mostly because I wanted to draw Ringo like that.
Rex -💛☠️ - (�.. @RBL_Heart
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let that sink in (you.. @thesinksinside
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Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!�.. @mmpadellan
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Bill Kristol @BillKristol
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Robert Reich @RBReich
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Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew
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probably a vain hope, but I hope that this becomes the norm for him. many people with his reach will talk about how everything is terrible, but very few ever talk about why.
I've (fairly) given john oliver shit over the years, but I'll give him credit for doing a pretty good job of telling centrists things they desperately do not want to hear lately, and being one of the very few with a platform doing that.
This really is amazing.
Amazing that a chip bricked in 46-yr-old Voyager I, preventing it from sending data, and NASA figured out how to split up and reallocate its functions to other hardware, sending code 15 billion miles away (45 hours round trip!)--and Voyager's back online. blogs.nasa.gov/voyager/2024/0…
America stop looking down at your keyboard and look up at your smoke alarm it needs new batteries
Send this one around. When you see it being sent around by someone else...send it around...again.
"The last election we ever have" is actually Trump's entire platform.
@SteveIsDamaged @MCKreizenbeck There are so many other options than pulling the lever that we are not allowed to discuss.
@frankfradella @brotherjones_ The ones who want to volunteer are the ones you least want packing.
The capture of the MSM narrative by the state is complete. Anti-genocide can be just that. Neither pro-Palestinian, nor anti-Israel. There are humans who are actually just against mistreating other humans, and their views are simply not allowed to exist in for-profit media.
Note that here use of sloppily made British spares made with files and chisels, are equally happy being installed in prescisely machined American engines with very tight tolerances, as well as the accurate American parts being happy in the sloppily made British engines with…
The biggest change to nursing home regulations since they were first established in the 1970s. The change: A federal rule for minimum staffing requirements. @slooterman reports. 19thnews.org/2024/04/nursin…
Oh hey @FTC voting on the noncompete ban today Which will affect many physicians IFF (if and only if) the exception for nonprofits is removed You can watch below
Tune into the Open Commission Meeting on #noncompetes today at 2pm ET: kvgo.com/ftc/Open-Commi… #FTCMeeting
Nope Nonprofits were excluded from the rule- congress limits the FTC rulemaking to only for-profit corporations So I spoke too soon
"They're very good articles" -- Trump again is brandishing Fox News web article he printed on paper
I wonder how Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson and others react to testimony by Pecker that negative stories about them were planted - part of a plot by Trump, the man they now serve. I wonder if they harbor anger, shame, are in touch with those feelings at all, or shelved them…
Jan., 2025: ALF: I’m sorry, but we can’t offer a bed to Mr. Trump. He’s just not healthy enough to reside here. Family: But, he was running for President just 2 months ago! ALF: That was horrifying. He needs to be placed in a nursing home. Family: We’d been hoping for the WH!
There’s NO one who’s ever had to be in the same place for 8 hours a day, 4 days a week. This is torturous and horrible! ~ DJT What the Leader of the @GOP is describing is a part-time job.
@SteveIsDamaged @PriscillaComplx @yashar The internet and social media has taken their jackassery to a whole other level.
@BBCWorld Well his lawyer went to prison for Trumps crime. So yes Trump is guilty.
Can you imagine if normal everyday people just started yelling “Election interference!” when something happens that they don’t like. This is the stupid world we live in now.👇
@SteveIsDamaged @PatrickSquarep6 @rinsana Elon bought Twitter because he hates democracy & believes only billionaires like himself should be making all the decisions for the rest of us.
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