Steve Hallam @Stevos69Hallam
54 year old taxi driver. Married to the gorgeous Nomi and dad to Theo and Lucca. Liverpool fan. Rackheath, Norwich Joined February 2011-
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#bbcefl who did this? Apparently an ex BBC reporter took a penalty against his own keeper!!
Looking forward to Monday @Sjopinion10. Another tournament when we've fallen short against a team we should have beaten when it mattered, but didn't.
Another series of @MWGoneFishing finished. I have absolutely no interest in fishing, but watching it takes me to a happy place. It's very rare that I smile non stop for half an hour!! And of course our first cat in Rackeath was named after Bob Mortimer!
I think this could be the best looking scran I'll never get to eat! @theribman @wmkstreetfood
There's no point being pissed off with yourself, when you know why you're pissed off with yourself, but then doing nothing about it!
Watching @MWGoneFishing from Boxing Day. What amazing TV. Makes me forgive the BBC for an awful lot of shite! Probably the only programme I've ever watched with a constant smile on my face along with a tear in my eye!
Apparently Barcelona have signed Ferran Torres using Klarna to pay for him!
Me: I really need to catch up on Baptiste before I can't be arsed. Also me: oh fuck it, Australian Masterchef is on!
Clarkson's Farm is right up there with Whitehouse and Mortimer's Gone Fishing. Funny, emotional and fucking brilliant!! @JeremyClarkson @MWGoneFishing @RealBobMortimer
I'm thinking about cancelling my licence fee and setting up.a direct debit to @PaddyMcGuinness.
Good luck anyone wanting to get a taxi on Saturday night, I just had a 3 hour wait for a Papa Johns!!
While I don't like the fact that my TV licence pays for people like Gregg Wallace and Michael Mcintyre to appear on my telly box, I forget that my Sky subscription has helped to keep Martin Tyler in a job!!
Liverpool ragtag patched up injury ravaged got no chance without Van Dijk or Salah - 3. Leicester would be title contenders Vardy will piss all over your makeshift defence and end the unbeaten home run - 0
I see Watford have appointed a new manager on a two week contract with the option of another three days.
Have just watched #AfterLife2 for the second time and realised I missed so much first time around while laughing/crying! Thank you @rickygervais
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Chips recipe to make at home.
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