Stew @StewDoom
I needed a drink. I needed a lot of life insurance. I needed a vacation. I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat & a gun.--Raymond Chandler Killing time & it's dying hard Joined February 2010-
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As usual, Mark is the level head in the room.
The sunglass store: "If you ever want to go to the beach, the lens needs to be polarized and those start $125." The eclipse: "You can use these to stare directly into the sun for $3."
Social trust is a funny thing. For instance, today, millions of people are putting their future eyesight in the hands of cardboard sunglasses purchased from gas stations and creepy vans on the roadside.
“Saw the sun being eclipsed by the moon and it reminded me of my tenure at Kentucky being eclipsed by Mark Stoops.”
“Saw the sun being eclipsed by the moon and it reminded me of my tenure at Kentucky being eclipsed by Mark Stoops.”
The son of a man killed in a crash involving a semi-truck and an ambulance on Monday remembers his father as a war hero. lex18.com/news/he-saved-…
As the Smith family celebrated the blessing of new life, it occurred to them no one knew who let Kenny Loggins in.
To celebrate the start of March Madness, here is the best hotel trick I ever learned.
I really hope the hotel maid has an iPhone otherwise I left my charger in the room for no reason.
The Now: Canceled flights. Pilot shortages. Long lines. Barely functioning airplanes. The Past: Tickling the ivories while pounding whiskeys with 200 of your new closest friends. Advantage, Past.
The Now: Canceled flights. Pilot shortages. Long lines. Barely functioning airplanes. The Past: Tickling the ivories while pounding whiskeys with 200 of your new closest friends. Advantage, Past.
Buying frozen pizza is such a lie. “Oh I’ll save this for when I don’t feel like cooking”. Surprise, surprise. Day one. Don’t feel like cooking
What I ultimately learned from the great Bill Walsh: It’s actually the relationships that make you great. It’s hard to get very far if you don’t love who you’re in the trenches with.
What I ultimately learned from the great Bill Walsh: It’s actually the relationships that make you great. It’s hard to get very far if you don’t love who you’re in the trenches with.
Me on my truck’s Bluetooth trying to talk to my parents on their speakerphone.
Me on my truck’s Bluetooth trying to talk to my parents on their speakerphone.
“Which team are you rooting for tonight?” Me tonight:
A taint of bad luck.
Very sad about the news of Carl Weathers passing. I’ve got no Apollo quote. No Predator GIF. I’m just damn sad. That man entertained us for 5 decades. He mattered. He’s missed.
Same energy.
I have arrived in Albuquerque. I will be remaining here in Mexico and will not be returning to America until the Tyler Swift Chiefs lose. I like South America so far. No trouble communicating and thankfully they didn’t require me to show a passport, which I do not have.
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Was in a cranky mood. Not anymore. Thanks, Bob.
@StewDoom @UFO_Rabbit_Hole It's definitely in my all-time top ten.
Right now, I have a pretty good work-life balance. Because I’m not working and I don’t have a life.
The national title game shouldn’t start later than 8pm ET.
Places on Earth that don't look real - thread 🧵 1. Namibia, where the desert meets the ocean
“Saw the sun being eclipsed by the moon and it reminded me of my tenure at Kentucky being eclipsed by Mark Stoops.”
I like the idea that this a solar eclipse watch party 😂
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That time Johnny Cash was like “No, not only is my career not over yet, I’m about to elevate the badassery to unprecedented levels.”
Word for word this is the look I was going for.
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@StewDoom @MarkEnnis Ahhhahaha I was just thinking he liked identical to my son's middle school gym teacher 😂
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