Eric Dickerson and Craig James made history in 1982 when they led SMU to an undefeated season and looked like partners on an ABC pilot about two young cops who had more in common than they ever fucking realized.
I found this on a page called “Recipes your grandma probably made.” Well, for the record, my grandmother never made SpaghettiOs Jello with Vienna sausages because she wasn’t a fucking sociopath.
John Glenn finally glazes over as Ted Williams just keeps on fucking talking about Bob Feller’s slider.
Larry Bird playing golf in blue jeans. 100% chance he’s either playing a Pinnacle or Top Flite.
Today in 1977, filming is temporarily halted on the set of The Muppet Show when Bob Hope goes off script and calls Miss Piggy a “fat whore.”
“I can’t believe we won. Can you believe we won?”
“I can’t fucking believe it.”
“I didn’t do it.”
“Shut up, O.J.”
You can only listen to one musician’s music for the rest of your life. You get every song they ever played on in their career. All the other music vanishes. Who you got?
When you put Gretzky and Klinger on the same line, you know the goddamn lamp is about to get lit.
80s high schools: preparing kids for the world of tomorrow by teaching them everything that was useful in the 50s.
Man, the queen just doesn’t even fucking care anymore does she? Hang on, being told that’s Keith Richards. Carry on.
Hank Aaron never struck out 100 times in a season.
Today in 1977, I diagnosed all my patients with cooties.
In 1962, Wilt Chamberlain missed eight minutes the entire goddamn SEASON and that was just because he got ejected. He was so worn out by the workload he averaged 50 points and 25 rebounds per game while fucking 33% of the people he met that year. Load management, my ass.
Ten guys who would’ve put up video game numbers in today’s NFL. Also pictured: Jim Harbaugh.
Andre Agassi revitalized tennis with his brash style - hang on, being told this is just a Buffalo Bills cheerleader.
The greatest soccer goalie I ever saw? Stallone.
“President Reagan, you just brought the Soviet Union to its knees. What’s next?”
“I think I just want to go out in the woods now and cut down some goddamn trees.”
Still the only acceptable way to dismount from a swing. And true ballers always stuck the landing.
Lawrence Taylor did so much cocaine in 1985 he developed the power to shoot laser beams out of his fingers.
Ironically, the Showtime Lakers’ Just Say No! anti-drug rap video is even more amazing when you’re high.