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@fritzie4art @StriplinJane Think about it!
Texas police can’t find the courage to stop a rampaging murderer, even when heavily armed as a group, but they can get really brave when faced with one unarmed cameraman who is supposed to be accorded protections because we’re supposed to have a free press
Texas police can’t find the courage to stop a rampaging murderer, even when heavily armed as a group, but they can get really brave when faced with one unarmed cameraman who is supposed to be accorded protections because we’re supposed to have a free press
Well, it's officially official. The Army has decided that I should be a Colonel. I seriously never thought I'd make it this far. Almost exactly six years ago, my SR looked me in the eyes and knowingly screwed me over. 1/
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Chad Varah founded the Samaritans in 1953 in the crypt of his church, with the stated aim that it would be an organisation "to befriend the suicidal and despairing." First suicide hotline.
@MeidasTouch I wish they would word this more direct "Are you saying Biden could assassinate Trump and that would be an official act and he should have immunity. ". I really want to hear Trump's lawyer answer that.
Trump's lawyer answered that assassinating rivals "could well be" an official act of the presidency.
Trump's lawyer answered that assassinating rivals "could well be" an official act of the presidency.
@jailedamanda Not only that. There are complete strangers who create entire accounts, a ton of them, and spend every day for years trolling you and trying to "take you down". People literally spend their whole ass lives trying to silence women. It's fascinating.
Let's not hear about how "there will be exceptions for the life of the mother." If SCOTUS decides for Idaho, there will be no exceptions in 15 states. In those states, A WOMAN'S LIFE WILL MATTER FAR LESS THAN THAT STATE'S DESIRE TO DENY HER AN ABORTION SHE MIGHT NOT "DESERVE."
Let's not hear about how "there will be exceptions for the life of the mother." If SCOTUS decides for Idaho, there will be no exceptions in 15 states. In those states, A WOMAN'S LIFE WILL MATTER FAR LESS THAN THAT STATE'S DESIRE TO DENY HER AN ABORTION SHE MIGHT NOT "DESERVE."
PG A.M.: Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis suddenly has more company in her pursuit of far-reaching election interference charges against former President Donald Trump’s allies. #gapol ajc.com/politics/polit…
There are millions in my country who will tell you that the unarmed people this military gang are facing represent the violent threat.
I'm trying to convince myself that SCOTUS upholding Idaho's draconian abortion ban in June will refocus the country and the media on what's at stake in the election. ("Whenever God closes a door, he opens a window...so you can hear the lamentations and screams" or something.)
Fuck yeah! Democrats lead the way!
Christina Bobb was just hired by the RNC as head of their Election Integrity group. She's now been indicted for attempting to subvert the 2020 election results in Arizona. Sounds about right.
Trump has already taken us back 160 years by overturning Roe v. Wade. He says this is about states' rights. He’s wrong. It’s about women’s rights.
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@fritzie4art @wahlins You get what you voted for Texas. Good luck.
@fritzie4art @TessSettergren So, any woman seen traveling on a state highway can now be pulled over for just being a woman. Being a woman in a car gives any police officer probable cause to pull the vehicle over, even if her husband is driving. This is worse than Nazi Germany.
@fritzie4art @StriplinJane Think about it!
Fuck. Y’all please say a prayer or send good vibes out there for one of my really good friends. She just got dumped by her partner of many years and now she isn’t responding to texts. I’m worried for her, but I can’t do much from across the country.
@LondonCRiver @kathygriffin *cough* Ivanka Trump made a shit ton of money off Chinese copyright clearance *cough*
@LondonCRiver @kathygriffin Correct - They own the owners of the owners of TikTok
@LondonCRiver @kathygriffin ByteDance has many ties to Chinese government, notably the vice president Zhang Fuping is the in-house CCP Committee Secretary, and board member Wu Shugang has a background in government propaganda. Probably normal for a large Chinese HQ'd company (Cayman registered).
@irishrygirl @and_criming I kind of agree with you. I think we all feel like everybody just has our data at this point so we are numb.
Calm down and get your facts straight. Biden isn’t “banning” TikTok. He just wants an American to own it instead of the Chinese Government. It’s not going away. TikTok is fully protected by OUR first Amendment. Now go follow me on TikTok for chrissake.
@Teenygozer @LovettEddie @HepcatinExile @dieworkwear He gets to believe any far fetched rubbish of his choosing, but he does not get to pretend to be a philosopher and tell people how to live or think w/o backing it up w even the bare minimum of scientific insight & facts. His drivel can hurt/endanger people.
The girl just comes out of her room: Ma, come see, there’s a snake in my shoe. Well, actually, there’s two. Me: come on! There are *not* 2 snakes in your shoes…guess it’s snake mating season
@IanBenn71310612 This was the only part that upset the girl, tbh. “Oh my GOD, were they having sex in my shoe?? I need to wash it” 🤣
@shay3322 The government is more scared of snakes that you are Shannon
Texas police can’t find the courage to stop a rampaging murderer, even when heavily armed as a group, but they can get really brave when faced with one unarmed cameraman who is supposed to be accorded protections because we’re supposed to have a free press
What an incredible video of Texas State Troopers forcefully arresting a local Fox News reporter at the Palestine protest at UT Austin. There's no reasonable justification for this.
It is not yet 8 in the morning and I had my metaphor mansplained to me
Well, it's officially official. The Army has decided that I should be a Colonel. I seriously never thought I'd make it this far. Almost exactly six years ago, my SR looked me in the eyes and knowingly screwed me over. 1/