☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

Sarcasm specialist, anti-inspirational tweeter & photographer. Instagram: same name. Check my photos out on Flickr. https://t.co/6jRRWeKpOu Twitter.com/search/from:th… Lake Murray, South Carolina Joined April 2009

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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

3 days ago

I’m not broken. I’m abstract art.

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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

2 weeks ago

I just helped a woman with her grocery bill because she was a few dollars short & her daughter said “He’s a nice man Mommy” I won today.

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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

3 weeks ago

I took a sip of Coca-Cola Spiced, and now I know what it feels like to be Kid Rock.

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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

3 weeks ago

A Touch of Orange (photo by me)

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mike☺︎ (joke from state farm) @PhilipJFried

3 weeks ago

Rabbits go out of their way to hide their eggs from predators and we steal them just for fun

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The Real Kim Shady @boobalander

3 weeks ago

hope you like rubenesque cuz that’s what you’re getting

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.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin

3 weeks ago

taxidermy me when i die, you cowards.

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kanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz

3 weeks ago

All I’m saying is if I was murdered there’d be a lot of suspects

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J @JRecommends

3 weeks ago

It would be funnier to give people awards for wearing ugly sweaters in March

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Jane Says... @CrisisLined

3 weeks ago

I write because I hurt and it needs a place to live.

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Cup ☕f Joe. @I_Bl33d_Purple

3 years ago

Real men worship and cherish women.

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Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans

3 weeks ago

If you didn’t have a Good Friday that’s okay cause neither did Jesus it sounds

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The Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo

3 weeks ago

Do you portray a character when you are on this app?

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Shut Uppa You Face @Jmurphtone

3 weeks ago

I absolutely refuse to answer any surveys from social media about content or if any notifications were helpful. So yeah, I’m still punk.

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sʜᴀᴍᴡᴇʟʟ @DrShamwell

3 weeks ago

surviving teaches us the meaning of being truly alive

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ANAÏS NINJA @michikoconuts

3 weeks ago

How is everyone the black sheep of their family?

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sʜᴀᴍᴡᴇʟʟ @DrShamwell

3 weeks ago

the physics of her heart unifies all the theories of my love

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Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️‍🌈🦄 @_Jizzabelle

3 weeks ago

My son just told me he’s not really into hotdogs anymore. Unrelated: I have one very cute half-Asian kid for sale.

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Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish

4 weeks ago

An erotic calendar, but it’s just a series of 12 dads drinking a beer alone while waiting for their takeout order to bring back to their family.

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Sarcastic Sweetheart 😘 @happymilly1

3 weeks ago

Send me a happy song. I want to hear what makes you happy.

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Just Bill @WilliamAder

40K Followers 2K Following I'll be here all weak.

Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl

41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.

Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

81K Followers 515 Following Does this look infected?

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

PieGuy @ilovepie84

30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK

Wilde Thingy @wildethingy

31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4

.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin

54K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4

Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala

21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct

The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder

36K Followers 13K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa

Ivsy @Ivsy01

40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2

𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016

177K Followers 38K Following 🤍

Craving @calluptome

15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK

The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme

37K Followers 9K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x

Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred

17K Followers 6K Following Not A. Doctor, M.D.

Crac⚡ked @a_simpl_man

26K Followers 9K Following moved to blue skies

Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve

25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv

The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian

246K Followers 82K Following Instagram: @theculturedruffian Donut Dad Bod. Tweets are mine, videos aren't. https://t.co/hvJ5WZMGRd

Just here for the fuckery. W⚓️. Mastodon @TheWinegasm@mastodon.social bluesky https://t.co/4FkLoiwFo1

Pinot Evil ☕️🌷 @TheWinegasm

44K Followers 9K Following Just here for the fuckery. W⚓️. Mastodon @[email protected] bluesky https://t.co/4FkLoiwFo1

Recovering pizza addict. I used to be an avid reader now i wait until they make a movie about the book. DM me if u know where I can get a coffee scented perfume

Madlikivane @Not_shoemaker

19 Followers 24 Following Recovering pizza addict. I used to be an avid reader now i wait until they make a movie about the book. DM me if u know where I can get a coffee scented perfume

Bella 🌺🏖 @BellaBeBeaching

1K Followers 990 Following Somewhere between heaven and hell I found myself.

Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy

23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd

Midge @mxmclain

35K Followers 2K Following Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol

Adam @YSylon

8K Followers 2K Following Humor | Music | Misc | latest: https://t.co/BmbpshxRP9 | More & better ⬇️

Perepamo Oweifie @PerepamoO

32 Followers 196 Following A seafarer........ on Ocean we survive

Neener Neener Neener�.. @neenertothe3

3K Followers 2K Following Banner is Twitter and a few of the missuses

🪬 Finder of lost things and people. Traverser of the realms metaphysical. Academic. Esoteric. Mystic. Clairvoyant. INFJ #TeamTelepath #PTSD #AutismAwareness🪬

Mystic Tea @RuinsandRunes

126 Followers 277 Following 🪬 Finder of lost things and people. Traverser of the realms metaphysical. Academic. Esoteric. Mystic. Clairvoyant. INFJ #TeamTelepath #PTSD #AutismAwareness🪬

Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious

Anthony Jackman (Jack.. @anthonyjackman

1K Followers 3K Following When life gives you lemons, learn to juggle. Tech & Telco Partnerships @ 𝕏 🇦🇺 🦘🇺🇸

Joana Moren @bowman_cai98871

2 Followers 56 Following

JenFenk @FenkJen48457

105 Followers 2K Following

Tickling myself while I chew gum & stumble thru my befuddlement, all on the head of a very unstable pin of buffoonery! #jerryshumor #humor #humorinmylife #jokes

Jerry’s Humor @jerryshumor

131 Followers 1K Following Tickling myself while I chew gum & stumble thru my befuddlement, all on the head of a very unstable pin of buffoonery! #jerryshumor #humor #humorinmylife #jokes

Mr Shelby, author @Jackattack1018

442 Followers 367 Following I'm not here for a long time, just here for a good time. I'm with stupid (points to self)

Angela Wilde @Wildelegs

15 Followers 214 Following

Insert a witty name h.. @Thehotstoner

4K Followers 3K Following Just like weed, I make everything better. Doll, Baby Girl,Sweetheart,Goddess 💍 Stay out of my DM's with your pee pees

Maplekisses @YLWmaplekisses

28 Followers 48 Following just me

Shar Costello @sharkyoto

6 Followers 378 Following

Morgan Hawthorne @HawthorneM4538

1 Followers 16 Following

smile😁hope🦋dream💭exercise🚴be bold🪜brave🦅grateful🌻self-compassionate☂️wise🦉calm🪷kind❤optimistic🙌Mental Health🍃#marathon🏃‍positivePsychology🎓@latrobe

Jayce McMeeken @LiftingHumanity

37K Followers 37K Following smile😁hope🦋dream💭exercise🚴be bold🪜brave🦅grateful🌻self-compassionate☂️wise🦉calm🪷kind❤optimistic🙌Mental Health🍃#marathon🏃‍positivePsychology🎓@latrobe

🖤 Miss. Sunshine �.. @GiggleQueen2018

19K Followers 4K Following Find me here https://t.co/vboxJF5u8k • Bengals and #Cincylove Its time for a new bio.

P.L. Elmore @Elmore1Paul

94 Followers 965 Following

Selinn Sandra @SandraSelinn

628 Followers 5K Following TikTok: Gmail:

XMatrix🇬🇧 @XmatrixAlias

249 Followers 448 Following Reported

#neverlosing. #letthegirlsslay. #letthebandplay. #getdownorlaydown. #ioungmonei. #donttolctomeh. #justdoingtheworkforgod. #dontclaimulame.

¥.unotheactivist. @AKwItT2GlOcCsSz

876 Followers 3K Following #neverlosing. #letthegirlsslay. #letthebandplay. #getdownorlaydown. #ioungmonei. #donttolctomeh. #justdoingtheworkforgod. #dontclaimulame.

Jamirquai J Spunklest.. @SSJMonkey9000

153 Followers 623 Following

Cady Miller @cady_miller

2K Followers 3K Following

Lifelong Democrat living in S. FL. Love all animals. Ban t.v. drug ads & Fox “News”. Prison for 45. Tax political churches & the NRA. I block all Twitter ads.

cf_carl @cf_carl

2K Followers 2K Following Lifelong Democrat living in S. FL. Love all animals. Ban t.v. drug ads & Fox “News”. Prison for 45. Tax political churches & the NRA. I block all Twitter ads.

Alex Scharff @alexjoss

2K Followers 3K Following Criminal Defense Lawyer fighting the good fight every moment, every minute, every day--Across Texas and beyond

Ted_Classo_2.0 @achristianbail

2K Followers 2K Following Just a silly guy in a silly world trying to be silly while being a silly dad and a silly actor parody

Carol Miller @CarolMi46609139

3 Followers 77 Following

The Anxious Cat 𓃠 @iPhonePhobic

2K Followers 5K Following A terrible supercat who graduated from "Foot in Mouth" University with high marks.. Let me have a smoke and come back to you on this.

🪷Li𝕏es @AbleLikes

43K Followers 38K Following pink flower ink

† PECKHAM @Peckhamm_

197 Followers 564 Following

🔞 18 and up! #NSFW 41F .. Happily Married, I just like to have fun.. I'm here.. for a good time... you decide if it's a short time or a long time

KinkyySamIaM @KinkyySamIaM

529 Followers 518 Following 🔞 18 and up! #NSFW 41F .. Happily Married, I just like to have fun.. I'm here.. for a good time... you decide if it's a short time or a long time

@ThichNhapVai21 @LanKhoiTrang_99

20 Followers 2K Following Có gì đâu mà nói thích Pm….,!

Gyamtso @Gyamtso10

48 Followers 667 Following

Adamajessey7 @jasseyadama71

522 Followers 5K Following Jesus Christ is Coming back the lord of all lord and the King of all King ✝️🙏

Always Around @_Always_around_

2K Followers 2K Following Gracias por Nada

Lil Miss Snarkey Pant.. @Ris622

3K Followers 5K Following It doesn't matter how much antibacterial soap you use - the shame doesn't scrub off. Lawyer by trade, Batman when summoned.

Joyce Glick, Inc. @joyceglick

1K Followers 4K Following You Know Who I am. - actively engaging in life & living on the edge.

shit storm ahead i smelt it don't own it
Land/Sea torys have it covered in shit

i get off on Tangents
prolific typoera

@wildbore101bsky

wildbore @hazelhelen1984

2K Followers 4K Following shit storm ahead i smelt it don't own it Land/Sea torys have it covered in shit i get off on Tangents prolific typoera @wildbore101bsky

Emma @love15960027

152 Followers 848 Following I love everything... and that's why I'm sharing happiness with you

👑mountainmama @maryjanessistah

381 Followers 430 Following Queen MILF 👑 just a country mama with a nasty mind and a juicy 🍑

Troy Metheny @TroyCMetheny

1K Followers 844 Following In Morte Ultima Veritas (In Death, The Final Truth)

Chris Taylor @goindownslow

389 Followers 1K Following tatoos, kaiju and plants up the wazoo. AND NO FAKAKTA DM's.

Leah Timm @timm_leah12274

1 Followers 32 Following

🌊 Water nymph by day, wrestling enthusiast by night.
💖 In love with love.
👑 Daddy’s aspiring poetic princess, crowned in stardust.🌙✨️ Night's Muse 🩷
♡NSFW♡

🧸 💕 🦄 Prince.. @RiAlinsky

486 Followers 585 Following 🌊 Water nymph by day, wrestling enthusiast by night. 💖 In love with love. 👑 Daddy’s aspiring poetic princess, crowned in stardust.🌙✨️ Night's Muse 🩷 ♡NSFW♡

Not Marvelous Macca @maccaisamarvel

1K Followers 3K Following Irish. #MUFC fan. Parody Account.

DoreenSturgul @DSturgul77259

86 Followers 2K Following

Just Bill @WilliamAder

40K Followers 2K Following I'll be here all weak.

Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl

41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.

Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

81K Followers 515 Following Does this look infected?

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

PieGuy @ilovepie84

30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK

Wilde Thingy @wildethingy

31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4

.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin

54K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4

Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala

21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct

The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder

36K Followers 13K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa

Ivsy @Ivsy01

40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2

𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016

177K Followers 38K Following 🤍

Craving @calluptome

15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK

The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme

37K Followers 9K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x

Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred

17K Followers 6K Following Not A. Doctor, M.D.

Crac⚡ked @a_simpl_man

26K Followers 9K Following moved to blue skies

Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve

25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv

The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian

246K Followers 82K Following Instagram: @theculturedruffian Donut Dad Bod. Tweets are mine, videos aren't. https://t.co/hvJ5WZMGRd

Pinot Evil ☕️🌷 @TheWinegasm

44K Followers 9K Following Just here for the fuckery. W⚓️. Mastodon @[email protected] bluesky https://t.co/4FkLoiwFo1

Bella 🌺🏖 @BellaBeBeaching

1K Followers 990 Following Somewhere between heaven and hell I found myself.

Neener Neener Neener�.. @neenertothe3

3K Followers 2K Following Banner is Twitter and a few of the missuses

Adam @YSylon

8K Followers 2K Following Humor | Music | Misc | latest: https://t.co/BmbpshxRP9 | More & better ⬇️

Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy

23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd

Hi, I'm Lindsay. I use a wheelchair to get around most of the time. Most of my tweets are about life from the sitting down perspective.

Lindsay @Rollinintheseat

16K Followers 4K Following Hi, I'm Lindsay. I use a wheelchair to get around most of the time. Most of my tweets are about life from the sitting down perspective.

Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish

8K Followers 3K Following Warning: alcohol leads to kids leads to lots more alcohol.

Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious

Insert a witty name h.. @Thehotstoner

4K Followers 3K Following Just like weed, I make everything better. Doll, Baby Girl,Sweetheart,Goddess 💍 Stay out of my DM's with your pee pees

Owner of https://t.co/yXJPyZsDRO | Over 1b Views | 312m YouTube Views | Father of 5 Daughters | https://t.co/SLk5X18NsD | Cultural Commentator

Amiri King @AmiriKing

🖤 Miss. Sunshine �.. @GiggleQueen2018

19K Followers 4K Following Find me here https://t.co/vboxJF5u8k • Bengals and #Cincylove Its time for a new bio.

Alex Scharff @alexjoss

2K Followers 3K Following Criminal Defense Lawyer fighting the good fight every moment, every minute, every day--Across Texas and beyond

cf_carl @cf_carl

2K Followers 2K Following Lifelong Democrat living in S. FL. Love all animals. Ban t.v. drug ads & Fox “News”. Prison for 45. Tax political churches & the NRA. I block all Twitter ads.

🪷Li𝕏es @AbleLikes

43K Followers 38K Following pink flower ink

The Anxious Cat 𓃠 @iPhonePhobic

2K Followers 5K Following A terrible supercat who graduated from "Foot in Mouth" University with high marks.. Let me have a smoke and come back to you on this.

Always Around @_Always_around_

2K Followers 2K Following Gracias por Nada

Lil Miss Snarkey Pant.. @Ris622

3K Followers 5K Following It doesn't matter how much antibacterial soap you use - the shame doesn't scrub off. Lawyer by trade, Batman when summoned.

Andy Lee Parker @AndyLeeParker1

10K Followers 8K Following Not it. Leaders? We don't need no stinking leaders. Let's lead ourselves to peace, equality, and prosperity together. ✍️💯🕊️🍉

MMMMMMark @ReturnOfDaGoat

514 Followers 497 Following I was gone for 3 years, don’t know why I came back.

Natpoleon Dynamite @Naggalie

303 Followers 256 Following Worst Case Ontario

Emergency Physician & author. Mostly mess, trauma & words. Sees poetry in pathology. Tiny Uncertain Miracles out Nov 2022, 4th Estate https://t.co/vDLc4Ymjcp

Michelle Johnston @Eleytherius

9K Followers 4K Following Emergency Physician & author. Mostly mess, trauma & words. Sees poetry in pathology. Tiny Uncertain Miracles out Nov 2022, 4th Estate https://t.co/vDLc4Ymjcp

Physical astronomy laboratory, new energy field workers, a personal R&D technical team! And has a strong interest in neuroscience. Interesting queen.

Elena @Elenna73

3K Followers 3K Following Physical astronomy laboratory, new energy field workers, a personal R&D technical team! And has a strong interest in neuroscience. Interesting queen.

Jennifer @TennesseeJenn27

280 Followers 269 Following The real TennesseeJenn

Katie @ALadyNamedKatie

52K Followers 5K Following usually in the woods

Currently eating waffles or nachos depending on the time of day.
These are all jokes. Unless I'm talking about food. The food stuff is DEAD SERIOUS.

Katie @_ugh_whatnow

4K Followers 2K Following Currently eating waffles or nachos depending on the time of day. These are all jokes. Unless I'm talking about food. The food stuff is DEAD SERIOUS.

$🇺🇸🇮🇹🇱🇧/G\. 45. Dad. 🇺🇸Veteran. Capricorn. ISTJ. MDD. PTSD .Espresso, Cigars, and Scotch #YNWA #GoGators$

M͜͡&͜͡M͜͡ @TheSoulShadow

22K Followers 15K Following 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇱🇧/G\. 45. Dad. 🇺🇸Veteran. Capricorn. ISTJ. MDD. PTSD .Espresso, Cigars, and Scotch #YNWA #GoGators "Words woven into art, poetry writer's heart"-MM

Disgruntled middle-aged wine mom 🍷Numbing my angst with wine, food, clothing, perfume, music, culture, and sarcasm. Here for humor, not politics or perversion.

Still Here? @ischarstillhere

4K Followers 3K Following Disgruntled middle-aged wine mom 🍷Numbing my angst with wine, food, clothing, perfume, music, culture, and sarcasm. Here for humor, not politics or perversion.

Birdie Girl @BirdiePanda

4K Followers 2K Following space-based human menagerie

BrownEyedBlues @Raay_of_Sun

7K Followers 1K Following sarcastic, sassy and a little bit bratty 🇨🇦 *Not interested or interesting. * don't hug me * unavailable

Sadie @Sadiewhom

1K Followers 1K Following 🖤💛

Lizzy15xo @lizzy15xo

28K Followers 7K Following Divorced mom of 3 beautiful girls. Instagram @welovelizzy15 @welovelizzy15xo My OnlyFans ; https://t.co/f5h03sm4j6

2 x Combat Veteran. For Those I Love, I Will Do Great And Terrible Things. Unapologetically Patriotic. Red, White, and Blue. F' all Liberal Snowflakes.

robert vandegevel @bvandegevel

1K Followers 4K Following 2 x Combat Veteran. For Those I Love, I Will Do Great And Terrible Things. Unapologetically Patriotic. Red, White, and Blue. F' all Liberal Snowflakes.

foodie | friend | wifed ⬆️ | mom to teens | funsies account | Tweets *may* be jokes and *probably* not about you 😄
Not a solution to your boredom 😘

Tiff @tiffofthenorth

Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr

TabyTails72 @TabyTails72

7K Followers 8K Following 🌊💙💚Music in Head 24/7, Humorista, Nerd of many🛎️, Shenanigans, Music, Photography, Kindness 🍓🌷💛

Emma Lou 🧡 @ginger_snap_xx

1K Followers 1K Following 🦋🩶 All views are my own 🫶🏻

GenX ex-Chi-town Misfit (NSFW) Sapiosexual - I ❤️ Cubs, Music, Cooking, Sci Fi, Coffee, Laughing & Kindness 💙 Democrat @The_MidlifeEdit co-host 💜#fibromyalgia

Jodi @GenuinelyJodi

16K Followers 9K Following GenX ex-Chi-town Misfit (NSFW) Sapiosexual - I ❤️ Cubs, Music, Cooking, Sci Fi, Coffee, Laughing & Kindness 💙 Democrat @The_MidlifeEdit co-host 💜#fibromyalgia

Welcome to Toronto, home of the 1967 Stanley Cup champions. #GoLeafsGo. I’m getting great pleasure rereading my retweets. Mind the gap. Born: Probably. No DMs.

TorontoRoberts @HFRoberts

3K Followers 2K Following Welcome to Toronto, home of the 1967 Stanley Cup champions. #GoLeafsGo. I’m getting great pleasure rereading my retweets. Mind the gap. Born: Probably. No DMs.

Diana @PracticalBedlam

14K Followers 4K Following A sensitive mouthpiece. A clever dumbass. A canadian among americans. An ally always.

PickyPelican @SunningSand

236 Followers 152 Following Picky Pelicans Pick Prickers off the Feathers of their Friends. Black licorice, sci-fi, nature, cats, kindness.

Lexi @penngirl72

4K Followers 2K Following What?

S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ .. @Shining_Enigma

9K Followers 1K Following A free spirit | lover of smiles and adventure | positive vibes only | kindness matters | no DMs 🌟🖤

Wtf Kayla? @WtfKayla69

20K Followers 3K Following No one reads this shit anyways

Clumsy @SheGathersRain1

5K Followers 4K Following Southern Belle, rocking chair enthusiast, Bloodhound mom. Gravity is my Nemesis 🚫NO DMs!

I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog.

Mother of boys, passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA.

Happily married and older than dirt.

CanadianLitChick🇨�.. @ConnieLukey

26K Followers 22K Following I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Mother of boys, passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.

Rest, nature, books, music, such is my idea of happiness ~ Leo Tolstoy 💙🌻 Here to try to heal through writing #bpd #latediagnosedautistic
~ NO DM's 🚫

Ocean Eyes 🌊🌧�.. @OceanEyes1979

2K Followers 4K Following Rest, nature, books, music, such is my idea of happiness ~ Leo Tolstoy 💙🌻 Here to try to heal through writing #bpd #latediagnosedautistic ~ NO DM's 🚫

ᒍᑌᔕT ᑕᗩᔕ�.. @jamesonroxxs

3K Followers 1K Following Never ever let your image of perfection ..ruin your desire to be fucking happy. No DM’s !!

🇺🇸🤘😈ɢɨ�.. @80sjams

14K Followers 6K Following Sixty percent of the time…it works every time! #FTTB #autismawareness

Bio this, Bio that 🔞Joints and a** 💨Tits and sass 🌿Sweet and sour 😇👿
I can't rhyme...blah , blah..blah.
🍆Stay out my DM's with your pee pees. 💍& Mom

BUTTERCUP / 🧈 🥤 @Sabrina420

12K Followers 7K Following Bio this, Bio that 🔞Joints and a** 💨Tits and sass 🌿Sweet and sour 😇👿 I can't rhyme...blah , blah..blah. 🍆Stay out my DM's with your pee pees. 💍& Mom

Grey Feathers @BirdBrain_01

829 Followers 683 Following Admit it, you only like me for my retweets...

S͓̽T͓̽A͓̽R͓̽ ★💫 @Shining_Enigma

22 hours ago

Life is better when you’re smiling 🤍

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End Wokeness @EndWokeness

2 days ago

"This is shameful time for NYC. IT IS ANTI-AFRICAN AND XENOPHOBIC!" Another migrant complains about the free accommodations provided to black illegal immigrants in NYC:

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Kyle Becker @kylenabecker

2 days ago

"This is unacceptable. This is shameful time for NY City... IT IS ANTI-AFRICAN AND XENOPHOBIC!" Foreigners show up at a NYC town hall to complain their free food and lodging are not up to their standards. THEN WHY ARE THEY IN AMERICA TO BEGIN WITH? 🤔

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Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich

17 hours ago

* “Consequences” include a free plane or bus ride, food and an endless stay at an NYC hotel.

CBP @CBP

17 hours ago

There are consequences for migrants who enter the U.S. unlawfully by crossing the border between ports of entry. You may be returned to your home country if it is quickly determined you are not eligible for asylum.

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End Wokeness @EndWokeness

2 days ago

Biden just tried to copy Trump by going to a gas station in Pennsylvania. Instead he got ignored by everyone there.

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Kyle Becker @kylenabecker

a day ago

National Guard Captain Blows Up J6 Narrative, Accuses U.S. Govt of Lying to the American People "I'm here today to aid the subcommittee in resolving factual errors in the official record of what happened on January 6th, 2021, specifically regarding the alleged District of…

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Karen 💖 @i_sing_my_heart

3 days ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 🤣 Well done!!! @TynnLyzzi

☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

3 days ago

I’m not broken. I’m abstract art.

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your other mom @difficultpatty

3 days ago

Not to brag, but I have been with my fiancé for 3 1/2 years and I haven’t had to open a door or car door (when I’m around him) in 3 1/2 years.

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She Plays Loud @ShePlaysLoud

2 weeks ago

All the places you hide your heart.

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Randolph Duke @CelebYouTaunt

3 days ago

Why does everyone who crastinates jump straight to pro?

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Princess Lay Ya @hopeygilmore

3 days ago

So wtf did Jennifer do?

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💫✨⚡️SmiLiNg BlOnDE💫💥 ✨⚡️🌟 💋🐱 @HockeyRenegade

3 days ago

Never thought I’d be saying this, LETS GO FLYERS

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Boobsy Snickerdoodle @chloethesiren

3 years ago

Most of my tweets are totally exaggerated, like I did one about jerking off my boyfriend behind the gym in high school but that’s not really true, he wasn’t my boyfriend

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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

4 days ago

audrey turns irate loretta goes into a snit evelyn becomes vexed harriet has a fit of pique dorothy gets slightly miffed

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ЯOB.G @TheReaIRobG

4 days ago

"I'm sorry you feel that way" is the nicest way to say go fuck yourself.

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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

4 days ago

Finally, somewhere I can take my Croissant Bernard.

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Rachelle @rasm69

4 days ago

Monday came to life on broken wings Until some luck blew in with the wind That’s when time began to soar and the day finished with an even score

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XOSchitzo @XOSchitzo

3 days ago

Walking up to random men in Home Depot & telling them I heard they could fix me.

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ULTRA Gay Biker DAD @AnotherHomoCon

3 days ago

Good. It’s time celebrities find out they and their opinions are not that important to us. Let him storm off the stage like an angry toddler.

Amiri King @AmiriKing

3 days ago

Biden supporter John Cougar Mellencamp throws a tantrum and storms off stage after he learns his audience doesn’t want to be politically lectured and would rather get what they paid for.

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Texas Tea 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @TEXASTODD1621

4 days ago

Racist: White people are racists, they won't even recognize you when you walk by, they don't even glance or smile. White folk: Good morning! Racist: Damn white folk are racist, they look at you and say, "Good morning."! Racists!