The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Theci… Iowa, USA Joined April 2009-
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Do it.
Cash me on Bluesky, this place is dead to me
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just love her, the healing journey is exhausting
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imagine having world peace and resealable cereal bags
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may your day be filled with cheese and not anxiety
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I'm over this working for a living.
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You look like the type of person that says sammich …
Women are the closest thing we have to a god, why don't we fucking act like it?
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Those people who are looking forward to a happy afterlife should make sure to have some fun in this life . . . you know, just in case.
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If I go missing don't come looking for me, it's just that I got inspired and left.
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I could like you and still not contact you. I don’t like bothering people.
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I want to align your heart, with my souls burning love, for you....
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Got on my stationary bike to get some exercise and I knew I'd be sore the next day, just didn't know it would be my ass that would be sore, fucking seat is hard.
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Personal targets are essential to growth. My target for today is not to make my coworkers cry.
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If im your girl, my nickname better be pookie bookie cutie patootie booboo bear with frosted whipped cream sprinkles and a cherry on top
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My kids locked me out of the house when I was taking the trash bins to the curb. Don’t threaten me with a good time. I won’t come back
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There can’t be enough demolition companies out there taking advantage of Koolaid Man.
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Me, doing something embarrassing in public: Oh god. They’re starting to live stream.
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Good things happen when you distance yourself from dickheads.
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When your alarm goes off and you just lay in bed wondering if you really need a job
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@TheCiscoKidder We love this photo! Could we save & repost to our social media channels? Photo credit given 🐤🖤
Do it.
Cash me on Bluesky, this place is dead to me
Good morning, hope y’all have a great Monday 🩷
And here I am brightening your day ☀️
You look like the type of person that says sammich …
@TheCiscoKidder @samanthawitch1 It’s true, women can magically make other humans 💜❤️
Because men hate women so they hate God.
Women are the closest thing we have to a god, why don't we fucking act like it?
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Women are the closest thing we have to a god, why don't we fucking act like it?
@TheCiscoKidder People ignore God or blame him for everything while asking for everything from him so I argue some do treat women like God. They treat him like shit but expect unconditional love, like they do women.
Those people who are looking forward to a happy afterlife should make sure to have some fun in this life . . . you know, just in case.
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