Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

Space Bear Formerly Known As Ground Bear Formerly Known As The Cookie Cabal Leader apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.… Missouri, USA Joined May 2018

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

9 months ago

Helping my future gf shop for lingerie by telling her, "That's the tits!" to every piece she shows me.

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

9 months ago

This is one of the worst aspects of social media. Terrible accts & terrible people are encouraged to be the way they are because it drives revenue for platforms. The Krassensteins are objectively some of the worst people on here, and they made $25K because of it.

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

9 months ago

Women will judge a man saying lol in their texting and then show you their texts one day, like: 🥰😍😂🥰😍😛😜🤪😙🤩😘😉😍😚😚😉😗😍🤪😚🤗 About meeting up with their roommate at Srabucks to get their dogs a Puppochino.

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

9 months ago

Full employment

out of context dogs @contextdogs

9 months ago

Full employment

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

9 months ago

I think at this point if you forced Americans to vote for a U.S. president and their only options were: Rep Candidate X Dem Candidate Y Libertarian Candidate Z Green Party Loon E Gun To Head Approximately, 20% of the population would just choose the gun.

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

9 months ago

My cat has started to ignore me when I call for her to come inside for the night. So my dumbass looks ridiculous while I try to wrangle her from underneath cars or in thick brush. Then, she acts like nothing happened once she's back inside, like it was her decision all along.

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

9 months ago

Finally, people who have never done drugs can experience what it's like to trip. Just watch this video 10 times in a row. Your mind will be fucked up.

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

10 months ago

Cardio kills.

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10 months ago

Cardio kills.

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

10 months ago

Isak Danielson - If You Ever Forget That You Love Me youtu.be/BYMqo4eZy58

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10 months ago

Krispy Kreme's secret to success

Vaseline @VaselineBrand

10 months ago

Krispy Kreme's secret to success

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

10 months ago

Him: Work was tough today, I had to type out a whole ass email to someone.

Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

10 months ago

Him: Work was tough today, I had to type out a whole ass email to someone.

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

10 months ago

Me, playing pool, calling my shot: 8-ball, bonus hole pocket

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

10 months ago

When you see your girl's latest tweet.

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cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers

10 months ago

Move aside and let the master baker show you how it’s done.

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Space Force's Worst Asset -Someone @TheCookieCabal

10 months ago

Her: Omg, I had a rough day at work. Someone sent me an email with no paragraph breaks in size 10, Arial Narrow font.

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10 months ago

People need to stop making everything political. GoT has literally nothing to do with American politics. Stfu about it, Cerno. Nothing is sacred enough to not be sacrificed at the alter of politics nowadays & it's annoying as shit.