Lauryn Petrie @TheLaurynPetrie
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4 years ago I only dreamed of my life now: Not being covered in decomp, and now the only time I can’t breath out of my nose is when I’m on my knees. 😎
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Ep 49 of @murder_alien with author @azrael2393 ! Check out his book The Aleister Crowley Manual and please “like” subscribe & follow if you dig occult content and comedy! Watch here: youtu.be/U90B4b3X1EU?si… #ufo #JPL #UAP #oto #aleistercrowley #aliens #jackparsons #Occult
I’m headlining this! THIS WILL SELL OUT. •Pole Dancing! •Comedy! •Satan 🤘 🎟️Tickets: purr-a-comedy-show.ticketleap.com/sex-magick-a-c…
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Being poor, or struggling with debt is NOT a moral failing. But NOT sucking dick to fix it,…might be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
THERE ARE ALIEN BASES ON THE MOON! That is all
Ep 49 of @murder_alien w author @azrael2393 ! We talk about Aleister Crowley, #aliens & more! Check out Marco’s book The Aleister Crowley Manual and please “like” & subscribe @murder_alien if you dig the occult & comedy! Watch here: youtu.be/U90B4b3X1EU?si… #ufo #aleistercrowley
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I’m waiting for everyone to finish talking about Diddy so we can start having the real conversation.
Lmao let me guess, the 32nd floor at the Mandalay Bay?
Like, me too, but I don’t announce it publicly
@itsKARY_ @bornofthesands Lmaoooooo. That lil girl a star. Not sure if it’s gonna be a star singer but she a star for sure.
Pam Anderson, Tom Ford, and Mamie Van Doren posing for Vanity Fair. #mamievandoren
Here’s another video he took before the previous one.
i never believed in ghosts until a couple years ago. a quick story... my buddy lives on a ranch first settled by his family in the 1860s. we go hog hunting out there all the time. i used to sleep in the small house out there, which was built up around the original cabin.…
Wtf. Kid Rock just said that he saw Paul Pelosi,his son, and many celebrities at the Bohemian Grove by the Moloch statue and Joe Rogan just acted like this was normal. Are people waking up yet? This kind of rhetoric is literally becoming normal in the public and it's wild to see…
@DailyLoud Would love to see his Amex receipts for dinner the last month. How many bowls of cereal?
The 911 calls are very intense.
Sheisse Party 🥳
*furby stares at Nate* Better git hard boooyyyyy
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What still surprises me about the “disclosure community”, especially here, is how much you folks waste time chasing governmental drip-fed (dis)information vs actually learning how to contact NHI directly. Of course, the latter requires A LOT of training and dedication.
@nypost This isn't news. It's just stalking someone because they got some money.
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