When I see nazis and mormons trending on Twitter, it’s time to go outside into the dark cold 19°F to hang up Xmas lights and pitch frozen snow balls to the dogs.
@TheRealSamsonS I've had about enough of Twitter. I've been working on making video scrapbooks of my work and uploading them to YouTube. What the fuck is the appeal of the Kardashians anyway. Like Newton Minnow said, "Television is a vast wasteland," more so for Twitter. youtube.com/channel/UCRKnX…
@Road_2_Ft_Worth Indeed!!! I feel the exact same.
@TheRealSamsonS If I lived in BC, we could make snowmen together!
@Road_2_Ft_Worth Absolutely!😃We totally could, but it would have to be in your yard. Unfortunately after last year’s eggplant / cantaloupe incident, the Homeowners Association has banned me from erecting snow men and women on my property. 😂
@TheRealSamsonS What was that incident? Was it as bad as the strawberry incident in the "Caine Mutiny?"
@Road_2_Ft_Worth It was anatomically correct snow people, using fruits and vegetables. HeHe! LoL!😂 Fred McMurray delivered a great line on the missing frozen strawberries. It was something like: “If the strawberries would have been poisoned, we’d all be dead and wouldn’t have to deal with it.”
@TheRealSamsonS Hahahaha. Was there a carrot involved? Did you take a pic?
@Road_2_Ft_Worth We weren’t actually banned, but we did receive a strongly worded letter from the Homeowners Association asking us to, “Please refrain from creating sexually suggestive art forms with snow in your front yard, which is 106 meters from Christ Christian private school.”
@TheRealSamsonS A school filled with kids who already learned what they need to from their friends and the internet. We had to read "Tropic of Cancer," a book that was passed around so often that the good pages were marked, lol!
@Road_2_Ft_Worth LoL! At least all the good pages were marked and NOT stuck together. 😂
@TheRealSamsonS You're making my night. Hahaha!