A major emergency is developing in our house tonight. The ‘elf on the shelf’ can’t be located following his eleven-month hiatus. Children are on high alert for his scheduled overnight arrival. Doubts on his location are growing by the minute and panic is setting in.
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@White_Adam I’m about to release “Shark In The Dark” it’s a creepy humanoid Shark figurine with glowing green eyes that stare menacingly out of the abyss once bedroom lights are switched off because Sharks never sleep. Teaches kids to maintain a state of cat like readiness at all times.
@TheSharkTweet @White_Adam Surely you will get a call from Disney now for the movie. 🦈 lol
@TheSharkTweet @White_Adam Your imagination is something else Shark… #sharknado