Simone Jade @TheSimoneJade
Joined April 2017-
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"please make sure your phones are on silent at this time" my phone has been on silent for the last 10 years, if it makes a noise I smash it against the pavement
As a child, I had a void in my soul that only Nickelodeon slime could fill.
3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday
I real live spit my water out lol
the fact that men are fully on their knees for a man that doesn't give a single fuck about them is crazy. yall need to gather self respect.
“I find you less annoying than most people” ~me, flirting
@historyinmemes The greatest ending to smack down ever !! 90s kid would relate .. such good times !!
@historyinmemes Everyone watching WWE as a kid wanted to do Kane's backflip exit one day
If it can’t be fixed with melted cheese it can’t be fixed. Sorry.
give me more rainy days & your hand in mine
sorry i made the mistake of wearing a band t-shirt without knowing their entire discography.
Sorry I just need to go soak my eyeballs in coffee real quick
“Act like you’ve been here before” is my favourite phrase because it’s so true like please relax
I’d rather remove myself from the situation than prove a point
Tf the sundresses at??? Yall keep putting on wrestling suits
I just want the confidence of someone with a mullet.
Being drunk with shades on is a different type a mood I can’t describe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
make sure the people you allow around you, really got love for you
If something makes you happy, it doesn't have to make sense to others.
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They now have my teenage cell phones on display in a museum
Weed is ruining the minds of so many Men, it’s actually sad.
promise rings are so cute, gonna get myself 1 and promise myself to stop being a dumb bitch
One time in undergrad I put off writing a paper until the day it was due and I woke up at 4 am and wrote 15 pages in one sitting, and it turned out totally fine and I got good feedback. It's the worst thing that ever happened to me and I wish I could go back in time and undo it
@MattWallace888 This was NYC 90+ years ago. Every major city looked like this. What happened?
@MattWallace888 WE ARE A GENERATION THAT WILL NEVER COME BACK. A generation that walked to school and then walked back. A generation that did their homework alone to get out asap to play in the street. A generation that spent all their free time in the streets with their Friends. A generation…
I noticed the people that hate me are all raggedy
But what if we kissed under the demonic wendy's sign?
I am howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even Minnie needs a minute to herself sometimes
@historyinmemes This is still the biggest shocker
@historyinmemes This was an instant classic
bro was in church begging for God to take out Peter Parker
Chris Brown and Quavo disses remind me of this lol
Chris Brown: I fucked yo bitch! Quavo: You worried bout a bitch? You a junkie. Niggas tied up your auntie. You were scared to fight a gay nigga. You ain’t Michael Jackson.
THIS MAN CAME TO MY JOB AND CALLED ME RUDE AND ASKED ME FOR CORPORATE NUMBER...I GAVE HIM MY NUMBER HE SNATCH THE PAPER OUT MY HAND TALKIN BOUT YOU ARE DONE 😂 NAH BUDDY YOU ARE WHEN U CALL THAT NUMBER AND ITS ME AGAIN 😭🤣
try to remain neutral to all compliments and insults. bcz when you live by the cheers, you die by the boos.
What realizations have you gained from attending therapy?
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