Gilli Nissim @Time2GetGill
Happiest when embarrassed, TV writer #TheOtherTwo #APBio, performer on @WinslowUCB, host of We're Gross. ucbcomedy.com/user/17158 SunnyCA Joined October 2010-
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Batgirl before being called a Good Batgirl and after being called a Good Batgirl.
We're Gross is 8/5 at 10pm @ucbtla! @wakeupwithjacob and I are really excited to see you ucbcomedy.com/show/were-gros…
the way she's like, "wish I could... beEEEEEEEeeeeEEEE" is the prettiest and makes tears spring, no LEAP, from my eyes every time.
the way she's like, "wish I could... beEEEEEEEeeeeEEEE" is the prettiest and makes tears spring, no LEAP, from my eyes every time.
I voted YES on the WGA Strike Authorization Vote for many reasons but mainly because my sister makes a salary of over $300k with benefits at a streamer for SCHEDULING the shows my colleagues CREATE #WGAstrong. PS. Mom is on our side.
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It's about writers getting their fair share. It's about maintaining a healthy middle/working class of writers in our industry. It's about showing our collective strength as new tech threatens to take away our leverage. Vote YES on strike authorization. #WGAStrong
This Sunday @WinslowImprov is sharing the stage with an incredible line up of Chicago's finest. Ya gotta come! ucbcomedy.com/show/winslow-p…
Sincerely pitching underwear with cup sizes. Would be good for everyone, I myself am a 32A in the butt.
Me thinking I'd be in another relationship so fast after becoming single again
I'm not really a fan of mints which is why I prefer to have After Dinner Nachos
After some thought, I want a long and skinny dick. A bumpy one. One that looks like playdough when you roll it out with your hands as far as you can without breaking it.
Man from an app asked me to send bikini pic so I sent one of Miss Piggy then started texting in her voice which made it easier to flirt with confidence and wait, I might actually be on to something...
Last Night Me threw away old food she thought Today Me wouldn't be willing to eat. But she was wrong.
That first person who claimed all wishes have to be kept secret or they won't come true? Yeah, their wish was filthy dirty.
Just a tip, if your dog likes to sniff, you can pronounce it sneef and then call them Chief Sneef 200 times a day.
Really can’t wait
Listen to what @Landladyband made! With the very funny @MarcyLane and @BDayBoysMitch and meeeeee
Listen to what @Landladyband made! With the very funny @MarcyLane and @BDayBoysMitch and meeeeee
It’s been almost two years of us swallowing and asking our throats, “how was that? You’re not sore, are you bitch?”
Do your dating app conversations alway dwindle? Tired of people fading away just when things were getting good? This advice will change your life… try asking a question! A single, measly question for once in your goddamn miserable life!
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do you ever think through the steps it would take to go to bed & then conclude it's just easier to stay motionless on the couch, neither asleep nor awake, waiting, waiting at some kind of mental bus stop
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