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You know that guy your mother warned you about? Yeah, that's not me. I'm actually pretty great. twitter.com/search?q=from:… Joined July 2009-
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I'm not a lawyer but this seems to be really illegal.
Trump: Abortion rights are now up to the states. Republican officials in the states: Let's roll women's rights back by two centuries. It's going great.
99.99% of Americans don’t have tax breaks for private jets. Why should they be forced to foot the bill of the 0.01%?
99.99% of Americans don’t have tax breaks for private jets. Why should they be forced to foot the bill of the 0.01%?
Picked up my 15 yr old today and she began telling me how this girl was going around school saying goodbye to everyone because god was coming for her today and that it was the end for all of them. She was upset, crying. Parents, stop doing this to your children.
Donald J. Trump is the leader of the dumbest cult in human history.
If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus. local10.com/news/local/202…
🔥Karl Rove: “What those people did when they violently attacked the Capitol…is a stain on our history…Every one of those sons a bitches who did that, we ought to find them, try them, and send them to jail.”
Lauren Boebert trusted science & medical professionals to treat a serious condition, using her government-funded top-tier health insurance funded by taxpayers. She will enjoy paid leave during recovery before renewing her efforts to prevent you & I from getting the same benefits.
To be clear, QAnon terrorist Lauren Boebert enjoyed getting govt funded healthcare for herself to have a blood clot removed but the piece of shit is opposed to average people having the same benefits. She belongs in jail, not in Congress.
The bible salesman didn't attend church on Easter...for the third year in a row.
Want to see a pig get slaughtered?
Trump didn't turn anyone into a racist or xenophobe. They were always there, scuttling around in the dark, hiding from the lights of decency and a sense of shame about their hatred. He just made the disgusting little cockroaches feel safe in the light.
Excellent question.
*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*
Christians warn us about the anti-christ for 2,000 years, and when he shows up, they buy a bible from him.
FACTS.
The saying, "No One is Above the Law," should be retired. It is not true.
I'll straight up use Irish Spring on a Summer's Eve and Summer's Eve during an Irish spring. I really don't give a shit anymore.
Donald Trump is not an “outsider” and he’s not fighting against “the system” for the little guy. He’s a wealthy, corrupt fraud who gets the benefit of an unfair two-tiered justice system and no one can tell you differently.
Can I get 10 more days to pay my bills at a discount?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but CRIMINAL DEFENDANTS NEVER GET TO MISS THEIR TRIALS FOR HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATIONS, IT IS NOT A THING
Who’s sleepy now, bitch? 😂🤣
I'm not a lawyer but this seems to be really illegal.
Hey MAGA, look on the bright side, one of Epstein's clients is finally in a courtroom. 🤣
Trump: Abortion rights are now up to the states. Republican officials in the states: Let's roll women's rights back by two centuries. It's going great.
The same people who said women were hysterical for warning that Roe v. Wade could be overturned are the same people now saying we're being alarmist about a Trump-enacted national abortion ban.
99.99% of Americans don’t have tax breaks for private jets. Why should they be forced to foot the bill of the 0.01%?
87% of Americans don’t have student loans. Why should they be forced to foot the bill of the 13%?
Picked up my 15 yr old today and she began telling me how this girl was going around school saying goodbye to everyone because god was coming for her today and that it was the end for all of them. She was upset, crying. Parents, stop doing this to your children.
Donald J. Trump is the leader of the dumbest cult in human history.
If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus. local10.com/news/local/202…
🔥Karl Rove: “What those people did when they violently attacked the Capitol…is a stain on our history…Every one of those sons a bitches who did that, we ought to find them, try them, and send them to jail.”
Lauren Boebert trusted science & medical professionals to treat a serious condition, using her government-funded top-tier health insurance funded by taxpayers. She will enjoy paid leave during recovery before renewing her efforts to prevent you & I from getting the same benefits.
To be clear, QAnon terrorist Lauren Boebert enjoyed getting govt funded healthcare for herself to have a blood clot removed but the piece of shit is opposed to average people having the same benefits. She belongs in jail, not in Congress.
Happy Easter. Sending love to y'all. And guess what. Y'all means ALL.
The bible salesman didn't attend church on Easter...for the third year in a row.
If trump loses, it’s going to be bad, but it will get better. If he wins, it will be bad forever.
You can’t be a good person and still vote for Donald Trump. Period. Vote Blue.
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