Trent @TrentNTexans
A deep dive into the mind of a poor, poor texans fan... Eternally grateful for the Astros Joined December 2020-
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Brandon Bielak coming into work today
Brandon Bielak coming into work today https://t.co/dMat3hkzwr
"Nobody in the ballpark. 0-5. Hitless through 7. It feels like rock bottom." #FrankWasRight @NjTank99
the Astros bullpen in 2024:
In the 8th start of his career, Ronel Blanco has thrown a no-hitter!
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the last year im going to be younger than the top qbs in the draft
We never knew at the time this would be the greatest play in texans history
We never knew at the time this would be the greatest play in texans history
We're really sorry about this one, @PatrickMahomes 😭 @XavierWorthy 📺: #NFLCombine on @nflnetwork 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus
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And the worst season in recent memory comes to a fitting end. A bailed out and mediocre Chiefs team wins the superbowl. What a complete and awful shame.
Aren’t you guys soooooooo excited to watch chiefs 49ers?
Whats the downside to just drilling the qb anymore? I mean might as well you’ll get the flag either way
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POV: walking under 59 to get into the first base entrance at Minute Maid Park
I walked through the sketchiest pedestrian underpass I have ever seen. Every inch of the ground was covered in broken tile or trash. In the middle was a man talking to himself.
Christ they got PFF for babies
i may have the best baby of all time
The Miami Marlins visited an orphanage in Mexico today. "It was so sad to see the looks of desperation and hopelessness on their faces," said Luis, age 11.
*bong rip* put the white sox in montana
There is ONE Major League Baseball team in this boundary
Houston Texans QB CJ Stroud will be throwing out the 1st pitch before the Houston Astros take on the Atlanta Braves tonight.
"Fair ball picked by Mancini!" #Relentless
who’s y’all’s fav player to play less than a full season for your team. i’ll start:
Brandon Bielak coming into work today
Braves series is next at MMP. Monday: Arrighetti Tuesday: Brown Wednesday: France
Oh, so our old admin went to the Guardians
New York fans will be sure to let you know their excuses below. #ForTheLand
I had to watch the 100+ loss Astros on illegal streams, I’m on the roster. It’s definitely “we”.
I don’t give a fuck what anyone says but I’m saying “we” when referencing my favorite team
Just gonna remind everyone that the Braves didn’t cut this guy when he got arrested for domestic violence, and they also didn’t cut him when he got arrested for a DUI.
Marcell Ozuna's 3-run homer gives Atlanta the lead in the 9th.
Cancun World Series preview today
2 weeks out. If the draft was tonight, who are you selecting?
2 weeks out. If the draft was tonight, who are you selecting?
The First POOP series of the MLB Season has arrived @StoolBaseball
Brett Favre
WHICH #NFL PLAYER IS THIS: • No drama • No allegations • No scandals • No arrests • Just business, and some damn good ball
Texans offense. QB: CJ Stroud 2023 Pro Bowler WR: Stefon Diggs 2x All Pro WR: Tank Dell on pace for 1200 yards before injury. WR: Nico Collins had 1,297 yards and 8 TDS TE: Dalton Schultz: 635 yards and 5 TDS RB: Joe Mixon 2021 Pro Bowl LT: Laremy Tunsil, 4x Pro Bowler.
The Royals have 9 runs off Hunter Brown It’s still the 1st inning
Great 4½ minutes from Justin Verlander on all of the pitcher injuries we are seeing and well worth the listen. What do you think?
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Which position are you historically best at drafting for fantasy?
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