CatasTrophy @TrophyCatas
Time ain’t no joke. San Francisco Joined December 2011-
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Being a shithead lately. I resolve to do better soon.
Nothing worse than complaining about another’s happiness.
“i was raised catholic” is how i start my trauma narrative
My feelings about death are neutral, except when it happens to friends. Fuck death.
I want to find a weight loss regimin that includes 9pm bowls of ice cream. Any leads?
How old is Sufjan Stevens these days? I assume 35, and reject alternative opinions.
A hot bath & relaxation for that mind body connection - 11/10
Napping and Court TV all day today- living the American dream!
The Middle East is the heartbeat of the world. These times are scary.
Cool ranch Doritos - safe for consumption? Probably not.
Rewatching The Sopranos again though, what show is better?
The Danny Masterson case is blowing up my childhood I can’t look away, like for real??
Stating the obvious. Gotta be said when it comes to love.
Ivsy @Ivsy01
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29 Followers 130 Following 我叫陳梓聰,來自臺灣 你们也可以叫我的英文名Chris Sue克里斯.苏 “当然推特也是我的日记,我会把不开心和难过的事情写在里面,因为那是我解不开的心结”Cape Crusader @capeguyjeff
147 Followers 650 Following Husband, father, optimist. If life is a battle of wits, I am the unarmed man.Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2kCat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K FollowingCraving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekKTrey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1Xkanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz
42K Followers 10K Following Syrian Import ✝️ Mother. Cat lover. Stay-at-home therapist. Recent: https://t.co/tvlKhCxxNi%Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
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30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbKVerifried Drunk™®�.. @VerifiedDrunk
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19K Followers 183 Following ELON MUSK IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST AND TRANSPHOBE: https://t.co/NCBoblquUZ…Lisabug @Lisabug74
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102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBVSheila @Sheila_Mac420
15K Followers 7K Following Token lesbian. I like to smoke weed, and lick vagina. I write things and stuff that makes you feel the feels.Shane @shanethevein
18K Followers 3K Following I don't care about politics, especially yours. Padres fan.Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.Richard Harris @RichHarris2
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claiming my dog & the staff of my local Waffle House as dependents for tax purposes this year
Reagan was a conservative idealist that convinced poor people to give everything to rich people. Trump is a propagandist of extremely poor character that poses a threat to the very basis of the American ideal.
PICTURED: President Abraham Lincoln writing the first draft of the Creed song “Higher” shortly before ordering General Sherman to burn Atlanta to the ground
I would never take marching orders from anyone but sitting orders??? Honestly it would be very tempting
Not that anyone cares but it is my birthday today yay!
what if I, a 28 year old woman with a fully developed frontal lobe, purchased a pogo stick for myself
i’ve lost all my juice on here but reddit occasionally reminds me that i can still be a good poster. it’s like when an nba player can’t hang in the league anymore so he goes to finish out his career in europe. still putting up decent stats but on dogshit efficiency
“i was raised catholic” is how i start my trauma narrative
looks like a little bitch to me
@TrophyCatas I feel that we (people on this platform) should all get their fave bowls and we all discuss this as adults? 😜🤣
Had a very sexy dream where I just had a normal conversation with someone and it was enjoyable
The ads wore me down. I'm going to try that new bra.