Turd McDirk @TurdMcDirk
Texas, USA Joined July 2019-
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In a world of fame chasing hussies like Courtney Love and Taylor Swift, be a Britney Spears. Be a positive all American wholesome role model like Britney Spears.
The exact moment OJ Simpson was found innocent by a jury of his own pierce. His smile says it all. RIP OJ SIMPSON 🙏 Jul 9, 1947 - April 10, 2024
RIP in peace Carl Weathers. Gone but not forgotten.
It’s not “your” song @LaraLeaTrump it belongs to @tompetty you grifter
It’s not “your” song @LaraLeaTrump it belongs to @tompetty you grifter
Indictment is a Latin word that translated into English means “presumed guilty.” Thus, if you are indicted by a grand jury, you aren’t entitled to a presumption of innocence or to invoke the Fifth Amendment
If you have it in your heart, please help a brother out. Send a few bucks to his kiddo for some school clothes ❤️
If you have it in your heart, please help a brother out. Send a few bucks to his kiddo for some school clothes ❤️
Straight facts
Straight facts
@peta Nothing compares to the compassionate, sustainable 100% beef fed beef
RIP in peace Tina Tuner November 26, 1939 – May 23, 2023
Happy 250th birthday to the oldest and greatest country on earth 🇺🇸! Thank you, America, for literally inventing freedom, democracy, electricity, and capitalism and for also building the tallest man-made structure on the planet 🗽 The world doesn’t deserve you
Today, we recognize one of the great founding fathers and the first Democrat who served as President - Honest Abe Lincoln. Though he didn’t write the Declaration of Independence (just signed it) he did make July 4th a national holiday. Thank you, sir. We miss you.
Justice Breyer retired today. His family invented ice cream and he owns the ice cream company bearing the family name, but for reasons that make no sense to me, decided to be a judge. In any event, thank you for your service, Justice Breyer. Have a double scoop to celebrate.
Amen, brother 🙏
Happy International Women’s Day to Lady Liberty, the tallest man-made structure on Earth that was literally built by America:
Happy President’s Day, Sir. Thank you for literally inventing electricity, currency, and freedom during your presidential administration:
Merry Christmas, and God Bless America for inventing Christmas and building the tallest structure on earth
Peltier has been imprisoned since 1977 becoming eligible for parole in 1993 but is still imprisoned. Nelson Mandela, Mother Teresa and the 14th Dalai Lama have campaigned for clemency for Peltier.
Peltier has been imprisoned since 1977 becoming eligible for parole in 1993 but is still imprisoned. Nelson Mandela, Mother Teresa and the 14th Dalai Lama have campaigned for clemency for Peltier.
Breaking: Jim Breuer and Nikki Minaj to hold concert for unvaccinated Trinidadians with enormous balls.
Here is a thread of verified GoFundMes to support the families of the 13 US service members killed in the Kabul Airport attack. We are contacting each family to ensure all funds are transferred directly to them. We will update this list as more official fundraisers are created:
Rodney The Raccoon, P.. @RodTheRaccoon
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Hugh R Fay-Canoes @12986Fay
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Phil Pfister (Alpha M.. @Phill_Pfister
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Barron Dennison (Sydn.. @BarronDennison1
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Dr. Oddman 😷 aka D.. @oddemann
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Walter(Owen's Grandp @walterowensgrpa
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Rodney The Raccoon, P.. @RodTheRaccoon
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Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino
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Hugh R Fay-Canoes @12986Fay
625 Followers 369 Following Penguins, Steelers and Penn State. Sports, Parody and Heavy Metal. 30 years playing rock and metal 🎸
Gary Peterson 🇺�.. @GaryPetersonUSA
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Barron Dennison (Sydn.. @BarronDennison1
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Robin💙🇺🇦💙.. @reedmiller
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Just Another Ketchup .. @jammie2017
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BenDover @sherm_general
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Scottie G @sg_412Fan
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Dr. Oddman 😷 aka D.. @oddemann
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Lexxi Rose @lexxisbigmuff
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Robert A. Koch 🚀�.. @RobertAKoch001
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95 Followers 38 Following not the real Fozzie Bear (parody) just an old trucker who now have the key to the executive bathroom, English speaking French Canadian, cat person, sarcasm,
ChudsOfTikTok 𓅜 �.. @ChudsOfTikTok
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@TurdMcDirk @doctpmt @3YearLetterman I loved Harrison in Rockford Files
@SStricklandMMA Shane, we are constitutionally obligated to fund Ukraine since they are a fellow NATO member. Unless you want to amend the Declaration of Independence, we have no choice
@Hutchnicholas @SStricklandMMA I’m a licensed notary public
@TurdMcDirk @CHBAF @geminikang06 You think she had parents who cared enough to raise her? I don't think so
@YeOldePizzaLady Oh my sweet summer child
@CHBAF why don’t you just leave if you hate whites so much? go to africa and you won’t have to see any whites ever again.
@CHBAF Lol... You're a coward who loves this country so much. You love the United States because you know you can get away with going up to police officers and doing what you do. You couldn't do that to cops in Mexico, South America, Africa, Asia or The Middle East. Thumbs up U.S.A.!
@CHBAF Just grow up and do better. Don’t have any issues getting any woman. But you’re most def cringy
@CHBAF She’s really a disgrace to Black America. But these are the type of chicks who always hating and complaining about yt men or yt people, but love dealing with only yt men. Bedwench
@CHBAF Im afraid id do much worse than Alec to you
@CHBAF I don’t even like him and I would’ve helped HIM not you, 🗑️
@doctpmt @3YearLetterman Bless your heart, Doc.
@doctpmt You just announced to the entire world that you don’t own a Suit of Armor
@picturesofnixon @3YearLetterman No that's Richard Nixon. This is Jesus (the one sitting, I'm not sure who the other guy is).
@picturesofnixon A great American, Jesus was. But Gerald Ford was better
RICHARD NIXON COMMEMORATION 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 30 years ago today, America said goodbye to President Richard M. Nixon. While many may remember Nixon only for his role in Waterworld, that would be a huge and shortsighted mistake. What we should remember him for is the fact that he was the…
@503i7 Sure, we’re mocking the traitor for *checks notes*…the way he laughs. Bwahahahahahaha, we’re mocking you for being so ignorant, and him for complete hypocrisy. No way he should still be a sitting judge
@Eikey1729 @Interbruise @TurdMcDirk @3YearLetterman @MarkHamill Coach owns over 750 DVDs and a rotating DVD tower. Does that sound like BS to you???
@roboclaw11 @TurdMcDirk @3YearLetterman @MarkHamill Roger, Do you know the depths that Coach has to go in order to open a door with all his championship rings? Now imagine the skill of Notarizing! Please think before you address a court appointed official in that manner
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