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Rabbits make better pets than cats or dogs. For one thing, if you can no longer care for them, they’re delicious. And you can make four keychains.
My parrot drank some wine and now he's slurring his words.
I just got a new credit card. They wouldn't let me off the plane without applying for a credit card.
I'm spending the 4th the best way I know how. Helping my dog relax through the night.
I ate 62 hot dogs today. I wasn't in an eating contest I was stoned.
I lost my finger today. Luckily some guy found it in the potato salad.
I went to confession today. Either my sins are extremely bad or the priest has Tourette's Syndrome.
RFK Jr. is at my gym pounding wheatgrass juice and working his calves.
My wife is cheating on me. She 3D printed a pool boy.
I'm still afraid of the submarine voyage I went on in 1972 at Disneyland.
I'm not saying my dad is old but I called to wish him Happy Father's Day and I got a busy signal.
My doctor told me to quit smoking weed. I thought about it and realized that after 25 plus years I should find a new doctor.
The air quality in NY today is so bad, rats are wearing masks.
in case of emergency your pope can be used as a flotation device
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the only things that ever caught oj simpson death and my mom
He died doing what he loved, loudly complaining about an oddly unspecific pain.
There are thousands of therapists recommending antidepressants who have never once read an entire research article on the subject- nor know much at all about the drug (other than how its marketed) I will help change that or die trying
I knew it
Have a great day. Sending good wishes from the Mojave.
Normal volatility here. Bitcoin will continue to grind higher. In ten years or less, when we cross 1 million, we will be amazed that it ever traded as low as 65K. The reason that "everybody will have missed it" is that we are bad at thinking in log-log space. We don't…
Look at your Crypto social media feeds right now. That's fear. Nowhere close to Euphoria yet. Cycle still early. #Bitcoin
🚀 Mr. 100 just went big on the dip! 💥 Scooped up 1256 BTC, most under $66K each, last 36 hrs. That's more than daily issuance, 80% of which never even hits the market!
Whenever I see these studies showing long-term, sometimes permanent harms of antipsychotics, my heart goes out especially to the many people being forced to take these heavy, heavy tranquilizing drugs. madinamerica.com/2024/03/long-t…
I was wrong about antidepressant drugs. They are life saving & we are now eradicating depression w/ SSRI's. They are safe & effective. Despite your circumstances...once on the correct dose you will be protected from the depths of despair. Correct that chemical imbalance and…
Trading meme tokens is like early stage venture investing but you make way more money and have way more control. Wait until BlackRock starts talking about $mfer @BlackRock
No force on earth can stop an idea whose time has come. #Bitcoin
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