Ass Champagne @UaolTsong
Proud father, disappointed grandfather. The Balls Joined February 2017-
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workout playlist: Ariana Grande - Weird Elf Bitch Drake - Bottom Friendly Diet Taylor Swift - No Gays Diva Chief Keef - Where It Do Doe? Jelly Roll - Fat And Sad (And Fat) Drake - Farting When I Bottom Cause I'm Queer Queen - This One's Broken
I call my wife the GOAT, because she smells like a GOAT
The pig farmer, he coddle all his pig, so one day he order them many clown, he ask for all clown from depot bring to on his farm. The pig remember that day they were never so full.
Job Interview Questions How many times have you shit your pants? Do you know or suspect that people could smell it? Was it audible on arrival and/or squishing around? Was it hot? Do you smell shit? Can I borrow your pants while I decide if you're hired? Do you like racist jokes?
Constant war is necessary to keep us from being subsumed into the Peaceful Federation of Very Gay Planets.
I clipped my cat's nails so she feels more vulnerable and talks less shit.
America has so many fat people because we have the best food in the world and it's not even close.
All the people who hate Trump are just jealous cause he's hot as shit.
They always know what to do in the movies. They always know when to write a letter.
PUSSY MONSTER LOVE EATING PUSSY OM NOM NOM (SOUND OF PUSSY CRUMBS FALLING)
I don't fly in airplanes. It's a scam. It's like what, 300 dollars to fly for 6 hours? Xbox is 300 dollars and it'll last you 6 months before it breaks if you don't play it too long or two days in a row.
My grandma called me up complaining about being on the floor for three days and all this pain and I'm like grandma this is why nobody talks to you. Keep the mood light.
Climate change is real. It was freezing in January and now it's 95 degrees. At this rate we'll all be dead by December.
One of those Biden "I did that" stickers, but it's Clarence Thomas and it's on the price of condoms and wire hangers
I'm starting a religion based on the idea that everyone is, deep down, not good enough and never will be. You can't join. You're not good enough.
Before Hillary Clinton murdered him, Robin Williams was about to shoot a series of commercials for Rogaine For Arms.
Used houses should be cheaper. People shit and fuck in their house. Gross.
Introducing SSRI EXTREME for TEENS. Murder your sadness!
CCRed95 @CCRed95
99 Followers 442 Following C# / C++ / WPF Developer, Comedy Radio and Podcast Archivist, Guitar Hero Mod Creator, https://t.co/noe92Qvzlc Enthusiast, Professional Certified Down Syndrome-Ass Individual
BS Nonsense Podcast @BSNonsensePod
274 Followers 2K Following Two dudes smoke weed while one gives unnecessarily controversial takes and the other tries to reign him in. New episodes release every Monday (usually).
James Holt @holt_james
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Jed 'Sixteen Tons' Tr.. @Jed_Trott
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DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett
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Half Past Pistachio @crah_igg
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GavinMcInnes @XGavinMcInnes
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Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋.. @thatsgoodweb
95K Followers 1K Following you want to know when the end times are coming? look behind you. BLM/ACAB. 🚫This account is an AI free zone🚫
Lou Perez @TheLouPerez
16K Followers 387 Following Author of That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore, Webby-Award Winner w/ We the Internet TV, Host of The Wrong Take and The Lou Perez Podcast, The Lou in Greg & Lou 🤌🏻
Jim Norton @JimNorton
520K Followers 200 Following https://t.co/fUoMTdVkrZ or for TICKETS click https://t.co/yKiqjonV2d
Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson
8.0M Followers 202 Following I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
Mark_Sisson @Mark_Sisson
198K Followers 489 Following NYT bestselling author of The #KetoReset Diet, former endurance athlete, & founder of #MarksDailyApple, @PrimalKitchenCo & @PrimalBlueprint
Singer Vehicle Dsgn @singervehicles
38K Followers 253 Following RESTORED * REIMAGINED * REBORN: Singer Vehicle Design optimizes the classic air-cooled Porsche 911 for the 21st Century.
Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley
156K Followers 528 Following
Simpson ｃｒａｐ .. @simpsoncrapmeme
68K Followers 13 Following magaggies birthday #thesimpsons Almost every post is about #lemons. Find me on @FuturamaCrap too 🚀
駕籠真太郎 @shintarokago
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Tom Segura AKA Mr. La.. @tomsegura
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Benjamin Franklin Bot @BotBenFranklin
30K Followers 9 Following A bot posting quotes from Benjamin Franklin from his almanacs and autobiography — Wisdom for everyday life. Created by @lifemathmoney
Joseph Everett (WIL) @JEverettLearned
18K Followers 568 Following Creator of the channel "What I've Learned" on youtube
extremely online bot @mullbot_forever
36K Followers 0 Following Bot made using old nick tweets saved by @YouBitchMan . Bot tweets out old unaltered nick posts. Follow @jewbabystroller @kummkopf they're cool
Women Posting L’s @WomenPostingLs
722K Followers 191 Following Memes, shitposts, and Women Ls. DM for PROMO💰or SUBMISSIONS 👩🏻 Follow my personal account @MKUltraMoney
Wrath Of Gnon @wrathofgnon
157K Followers 517 Following Traditionalist. https://t.co/RmsGCG3v2g #GoodUrbanism
Simon Sarris @simonsarris
57K Followers 984 Following 🕯 In labouring to be concise, I become obscure. 🕯 Alchemist, sacred things, making things 🕯 The map is mostly water. 🌜 I make GoJS: https://t.co/7yYIMFfAtd
GuruAnaerobic @GuruAnaerobic
32K Followers 1K Following World-Class Fitness. Unemployable Gang Fit (Pt 1) - https://t.co/KDfxCDcexA Gang Fit (Pt 2) - https://t.co/f4r3jBrlss Gang Fit (Pt 3) - https://t.co/UffYW0WQrx
Chubbyemu @chubbyemu
106K Followers 287 Following Clinical Adjunct Professor, University of Illinois. tox, hobby youtube, host @hemereview secret channel @Bigemus
Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes
217K Followers 43 Following These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: https://t.co/yUBZSINffQ
Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang
318K Followers 10K Following Not Steve Aoki. YouTube videos about pee and poo. I play guitar in a numetal band @wearejynx |https://t.co/yJnXuh9h3N use CODE: Whang | Biz: [email protected]
Michael Malice @michaelmalice
694K Followers 1K Following Author: Dear Reader, The New Right, The Anarchist Handbook & The White Pill Host: "YOUR WELCOME" Subject: Ego & Hubris by Harvey Pekar He/Him ⚑
The Drew Lane Show @DrewLaneShow
19K Followers 2K Following The Official Drew Lane Show Twitter Page! Tweets by Drew Lane, unless they are not by Drew Lane. Formerly known as The Drew and Mike Show.
Aaron Haspel @ahaspel
3K Followers 84 Following Superfluous. Supercilious. Superannuated. Everything: https://t.co/hzYytn6dvC
Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell
1.2M Followers 40 Following I'm not Thomas Sowell, but I own all of his books and tweet quotes from them. All tweets are direct quotes - @tsowellquotes. Get his latest book below.
Robert Greene @RobertGreene
545K Followers 109 Following #1 NYT Bestselling Author: The 48 Laws of Power, The Art of Seduction, The 33 Strategies of War, The 50th Law, Mastery, The Laws of Human Nature, The Daily Laws
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
87.3M Followers 51 Following 45th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
James Woods @RealJamesWoods
3.9M Followers 5K Following
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
1.1M Followers 2K Following The twice-canceled book that will change your life (literally). Reframe Your Brain available now! https://t.co/EtD6pI8L4w
LGR @lazygamereviews
128K Followers 276 Following Profile for the LGR YouTube channel. Covering vintage computer hardware, software, and various retro tech oddities. https://t.co/rzDrV0S7cO
Dave Attell @attell
433K Followers 430 Following Upcoming Dates: https://t.co/7c9wAcxa4c #HotCrossBuns now streaming on Netflix!
Nick DiPaolo @NickDiPaolo
116K Followers 245 Following The Nick Di Paolo Show M-Thursday @ 5pm ET!! Watch on Rumble/Locals or @ https://t.co/gRLrDoJ2X5
Joe Rogan @joerogan
12.4M Followers 4K Following Stand up comic/mixed martial arts fanatic/psychedelic adventurer Host of The Joe Rogan Experience #FreakParty https://t.co/AZOVBquseu
Pepper Quotes @PepperQuotes
5K Followers 1 Following This account is dedicated to the most undervalued member of the Bennington show. XM-4-life bitches!
Davey Mac @EastSideDave
32K Followers 14K Following On-Air Legend: WRAT 95.9 FM, weekdays 6-10 AM, https://t.co/Qv407pvDjz. Davey Mac Sports Program, ESD & Son Wrestling Show, Tales From The Satellite. https://t.co/9FXwJfttgJ.
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Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.
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I never stop thining about this
The Return of my popular character "Chinese Robert Dinero"! #chinese #impressions #robertdinero
Actor Dies After 12 Plastic Surgeries to Look Like BTS Star Jimin. Not only did he die he didn’t look anything like the BTS dude. tmz.com/2023/04/24/act…
technically yes, that would be moderate compared to my preference of nuking DC
My heart is warmed. She “was trying to change the world” and just happened to steal 140 million. How sweet of Senator Cory Booker to ask for mercy. I used a genie wish to negate his letter! No more “changing the world” for You HOLMES!!
Elizabeth Holmes, tfounder of shuttered blood testing company Theranos, is set to be sentenced on Friday for defrauding investors. It is the latest development in a saga that turned the former billionaire into an emblem of Silicon Valley malfeasance. abcn.ws/3hR4P0b
women should be reading schopenhauer but sadly most of them go Schopping for Hours
NO. SOMETIMES I FUCK YOUR MOTHER
What’s gray and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A parking lot
HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN LISTENING TO REAL SOLUTION #9 BY WHITE ZOMBIE SINCE PRESIDENT CLINTONS FIRST TERM AND ALL THAT TIME I HAD NO IDEA. THIS LADY SHOULD GET ROYALTIES m.youtube.com/watch?t=88&v=Q…
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@michaelmalice REMINDER Kyle Rittenhouse was unvaccinated near 4 people 1) Jojo Rosenbaum, dedicated his life 2 children 2) Anthony Huber, who tried 2 give kyle a skateboard 3) Gaige Grosskreutz, a man literally disarmed during the encounter 4) A man in uniform who without china will invade
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