Wardrobe Boss @WardrobeBoss
I did wardrobe for over twenty years, and I hated every second of it. She/her. Joined August 2011-
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If I walked 5,000 steps does that mean my dog walked 10,000
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Rich how the people in my Buy Nothing group keep asking for things I gift when they’ve flaked multiple times in the past
Yt people can’t stop saying they’re “slinging” whatever food they serve
I suggested to my dog that we don’t see each other again until tomorrow and now she won’t leave my bed. Is she a lesbian
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I’ve got one butter knife and I haven’t seen it in months
The only thing I miss about doing wardrobe is the little stash of cash in my kitchen drawer from my end of season tips
I have to rehome my dog because I can’t stop crying over her hypothetical illness and subsequent euthanasia
Will I understand this eclipse if I didn’t see the last one?
I told my boss he needs to start setting project deadlines, so now he goes, “when can you have that done?” to everyone instead of forming any kind of timeline
I hope they don’t ask me anything in this meeting because I am not paying attention whatsoever
Why are dermatologist offices always booked so far out
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April Fools Day
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An oldie, but a goodie
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