Matt @YesImMatt
I tweet nerdy things, serious things, sports things... and at times possibly offensive things. I also cuss a lot... I just tweet Joined June 2009-
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The dolphins have to be part of the 2 highest scoring back to back games right? 90 total points + 68 (and counting) total points.
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Take roughing the passer out of the game. Always a bullshit call
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Congratulations @SeanPayton. Welcome to Los Angeles as the new coach is the @chargers. There is no way Brandon Staley can keep his job after blowing this lead. There’s no coming back from this for him!
Dude is a fucking moron for that. Play is dead no need to push him down
That catch won’t be why the jags lost, but that’s still fucked up
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Update from Dome: Raiders fans fighting EACH OTHER in bathroom
These sorry fucking Saints may go 2-15 with the only wins being over the falcons
My mind stays in the gutter. Did a tape job on something. It works fine, but doesn’t look great. I sent a message to explain things and was gonna say “It stands upright, but it’s floppy when you use it”. I had to modify my message before I sent it even though it’s factual.
The Steelers should have been dead… and yet they are Alive for a tie
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And dudes saying they could beat one of these dudes 1 on 1
If you give something to someone with the expectation of a thank you, you are far more wrong for expecting it than they are for not even acknowledging the gift.
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Put that rose toy down and get licked like yo momma used to
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“Xvideos or Twitter?”
The owner of xvideos trying to figure out why their website traffic went up from 10,000 people to 3million people in the last hour 😂
Lakers was 57-0 when goin into the 4th with a lead. Last weekend of the season before the stop Lakers beat Bucks & Clips on a Back to Back. They were easily the best team in the league, don’t do this.
Who win the NBA Championship in 2020 if covid don’t happen ?
I just wanna remind y’all that this is the “killer” type sht they only associate with Jordan and Kobe lol he said them boys was cooked WHILE cameras were rolling, then got on an airplane and finished the job in their arena..
LeBron’s speech after Game 6 of the 2016 Finals is one of the coldest speeches of all time
time to play everyone's favorite game, name that state
I caught some lightning 🌩
The fact this tweet is still up, from the #Cowboys own team account, is unbelievable.
I've never wanted a coach to fail as much as I want this unripe banana looking mother fucker to.
Zac Taylor throwing INCREDIBLE shade about the neutral sited #Chiefs-#Bills AFC Championship tickets needing to be refunded. #Bengals are headed to KC. #RuleTheJungle @WCPO
This is the example they provide in the NFL rulebook for roughing the passer:
The NFL can’t get through one damn weekend without some bullshit roughing the passer call
Heavy on…I ain’t even mad at you. That’s just who you are. That’s your character. You’ll never change. Be that, but I won’t ever deal with it again
I don’t see a way that Staley keeps his job after this DEBACLE. Up 27-0 and lose with that talent. Sean Payton or someone else will be coaching that tm next season.
Congratulations @SeanPayton. Welcome to Los Angeles as the new coach is the @chargers. There is no way Brandon Staley can keep his job after blowing this lead. There’s no coming back from this for him!
I’m sexually attracted to the middle part of a cinnamon roll
Nobody told you that shit man
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