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KP nut. Baby Yoda nd dat. United Kingdom Joined May 2022-
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The gig guide for a venue in our (newly relocated to) Yarkshire village reads like an XFM bingo sheet... With endless 'Ladies & Gentlemen Please Welcome To The Stage' opportunities @xfm_community @SmoothSnailAnts @11111111111ssss @jonboy_avfc @digsyrfc @MeanGreeneMean @ShoesChess
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That's not a crumpet. It's too thin. Call it a Pikelet or fuck off, Co-op. @xfm_community @SmoothSnailAnts @jonboy_avfc @MeanGreeneMean @11111111111ssss @GaryGSaenz @ShoesChess @AVERAGEJOE33
Play it again Sam.
Play it again Sam. https://t.co/rzukdSRlhl
This is extremely concerning.
So very sad to hear of Ewen MacIntosh’s passing. A lovely, uniquely funny man who played Keith in The Office. So hilarious when we asked him to improv a voicemail message that we wrote more dialogue for him, and he stole every scene he was in. A total one-off. A tragic loss. RIP
Apologies, the unnamed angry c£&* was @SeanMcLoughlin, ofcourse. @rickygervais
Apologies, the unnamed angry c£&* was @SeanMcLoughlin, ofcourse. @rickygervais
Wonderful stuff @rickygervais with @mattbraggcomedy @JoshPughComic and that other angry c@#£...name escapes me...? What are you calling this one RG? Something to follow #Armageddon...hmmm... #TheSecondCumming seems fitting. Combines your love of Jesus and spunk.
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
Oi @TrenamanMartin...1 year ago today we took on a sproodle - on YOUR recommendation. Neglected to mention how bloody energetic, stubborn, and nutty they are, didn't you?? Missold it to us. Well...I hope you're chuffing pleased with yourself. .. .. .. I know we are with Rolo 😍
Smashing Pumpkins. @xfm_community
Smashing Pumpkins. @xfm_community
Made a pass at Dirty O'Agnes...before sleeping on Tottenham Feckin-court Road... for the craic. @xfm_community
Made a pass at Dirty O'Agnes...before sleeping on Tottenham Feckin-court Road... for the craic. @xfm_community
‘I am not taking the rubbish out again’ @xfm_community
‘I am not taking the rubbish out again’ @xfm_community
*EXCLUSIVE* @tomhanks to present at the @goldenglobes 2024 alongside... who the fuckity fuck is the "The Pasty"?? Alright @rickygervais...come up, accept your little award, thank yourself and yourself again, and fuck off. #GoldenGlobes2024 #Armageddon
*EXCLUSIVE* @tomhanks to present at the @goldenglobes 2024 alongside... who the fuckity fuck is the "The Pasty"?? Alright @rickygervais...come up, accept your little award, thank yourself and yourself again, and fuck off. #GoldenGlobes2024 #Armageddon
So so humble 😍 The @rickygervais we all know nd LUV÷e4OhFUUCK... shit mecuntyfk So sorry...on a new diet. Causes the odd hallucinatory psychotic break. Mix of ketamin, MDMA, MKat, printer ink...called Kett-E Kat-toner's Breakfast. Would recommend. Lost 4st 3toes in 5 days 👌
So so humble 😍 The @rickygervais we all know nd LUV÷e4OhFUUCK... shit mecuntyfk So sorry...on a new diet. Causes the odd hallucinatory psychotic break. Mix of ketamin, MDMA, MKat, printer ink...called Kett-E Kat-toner's Breakfast. Would recommend. Lost 4st 3toes in 5 days 👌
Making a reel for Denis Norden. He wants those clips where now-disgraced actors deliver art>reality diddling jokes that turn souls to vinegar. You weren't a candidate @rickygervais...then I remembered... Baby Hitler masterbatorium! Congrats! You qualify for Laughter Phile 666 👏
Making a reel for Denis Norden. He wants those clips where now-disgraced actors deliver art>reality diddling jokes that turn souls to vinegar. You weren't a candidate @rickygervais...then I remembered... Baby Hitler masterbatorium! Congrats! You qualify for Laughter Phile 666 👏
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59K Followers 22 Following I use my little corner of Twitter to post tunes I like , please don't ever tag me in anything ever or post your favourite tunes on my timeline. Use your own.@_BertiesDirties @xfm_community @11111111111ssss @jonboy_avfc @digsyrfc @MeanGreeneMean @ShoesChess All it’s missing is Mark Lanegan and Nile.
You smell. You shit?!
..and he was Struggling with Them.😐 @11111111111ssss @_BertiesDirties @GaryGSaenz @jonboy_avfc @SmoothSnailAnts @ciaraactor @digsyrfc youtube.com/shorts/mOLmKha…
@SmoothSnailAnts @GaryGSaenz @ciaraactor @ShoesChess @11111111111ssss @_BertiesDirties @jonboy_avfc He know what he’s there for, he’s got it written down on his little docket “do the kitchen”
Although they shouldn't have to I am glad they did kudos to these girls
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@GaryGSaenz @ciaraactor @ShoesChess @11111111111ssss @_BertiesDirties @jonboy_avfc @digsyrfc I actually have to skip that whole bit. Karl’s manners are appalling. My husband’s a builder, and if a client spoke to him like that, he’d walk out and not go back. Especially on the first day of the job, when you’re supposed to establish a working relationship.
@_BertiesDirties @11111111111ssss @jonboy_avfc @SmoothSnailAnts @AVERAGEJOE33 @ciaraactor Can that happen, cause..?
@ShoesChess @11111111111ssss @jonboy_avfc @_BertiesDirties @SmoothSnailAnts @AVERAGEJOE33 @ciaraactor You've finished now. You're a member of Parliament again. I've just got the taste for it, to be honest.
@BBCNews That is really very sad. They are our local celebrities and wonderful people.
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UK culture secretary urges ban on trans athletes in elite women’s sport Sport must be fair. Some (but not all) trans women may have an unfair advantage. That's wrong Instead of blanket bans, I support individual assessment & more research on the issue thepinknews.com/2024/04/16/luc…
@_BertiesDirties @xfm_community @SmoothSnailAnts @jonboy_avfc @MeanGreeneMean @11111111111ssss @GaryGSaenz @ShoesChess @AVERAGEJOE33 It's half way between a crumpet and a pikelet.
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@xfm_community @_BertiesDirties @11111111111ssss @jonboy_avfc @GaryGSaenz There’s nothing funny about the name Gerald Posner.
My latest @nypost OpEd puts a spotlight on a scandal inside the world's oldest medical society, the @APApsychiatric, and its refusal to take any responsibility for the publication of its first ever textbook on gender, one that many practicing psychiatrists believe promotes a…
@_BertiesDirties @xfm_community @SmoothSnailAnts @jonboy_avfc @MeanGreeneMean @11111111111ssss @ShoesChess @AVERAGEJOE33 And it was a big upheaval because, like, I was going home and her Dad kept trying to sneak them into our bags.
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