Evan Wiseman @a_very_wise_man
I attempt stand up comedy, Out on tour, Building US soccer with @TheRedLineSG #cf97 @NWSL #ChiStars @stpaulichicago🏴☠️ Chicago, IL Joined December 2012-
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Celebrating local history. Creating a legacy. Introducing our 2024 Away jersey. store.lansingcommonfc.com/shop/2024-away…
As I travel, Im always fascinated by local bar talk Currently in Austin, a large majority of conversations are “where are you from” and if the answer is “here”, the response? “how long you been here” Unfortunately for Phoenix last week, it was about the @ArizonaCoyotes leaving
Why do we always seem to look like a third tier side playing a first tier side in a national cup. Win or lose, it’s always a little fucking embarrassing #cf97
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Big thank you to the KING (@a_very_wise_man) who played some They Might Be Giants at Murphy's after the Cubs win 🔥🔥🔥
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It's 4/20 eve. Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for @WillieNelson. 🫡 💨
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Chicago is a hell hole.
This but heading to a 1:20 game at Wrigley I almost shed a tear just thinking about it
This but heading to a 1:20 game at Wrigley I almost shed a tear just thinking about it
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PLAYOFF BOUND 😤 we've officially clinched a spot in the 2024 NBA Playoffs!!
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This is embarrassing @SoxOnTap!
Walked out of the venue (around the time the game let out) a shit faced Diamondbacks fan asked (in slurred speech) if I played for the suns, so there’s the complement of the century
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P00P SERIES STARTS TODAY GET HYPE ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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If you own one of these….tryouts tomorrow at 35th and Shields
If you own one of these….tryouts tomorrow at 35th and Shields https://t.co/gI5jWC6LbR
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the capacity of wrigley being 40k+ has me salivating at the idea of a new attendance record tbh if they market this right, and i know they will, this game is going to be MASSIVE
the capacity of wrigley being 40k+ has me salivating at the idea of a new attendance record tbh if they market this right, and i know they will, this game is going to be MASSIVE
I secretly wish I had/could pull off Bev Priestman’s haircut
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Hey folks, Ryan here… I never post personal stuff on here, but could use some thoughts, prayers and good vibes… Uncle was just put into hospice with brain cancer. Appreciate every single one of you 🙏
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Who remembers when this was a gravel lot?
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