abby govindan @abbygov
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awkwafina: what is you talmbout
awkwafina: what is you talmbout
if a guy just starts choking or slapping you during sex when you haven’t EXPLICITLY discussed it beforehand then you need to call the cops and I’m not even joking
Med student has 60 seconds to make the diagnosis .. will he make the diagnosis in 60 seconds for the correct diagnosis only given 60 seconds to do so?
It is pretty crazy how we all know this was a murder and we’re like “that’s how it be sometimes”
It is pretty crazy how we all know this was a murder and we’re like “that’s how it be sometimes”
avantika dedicated her person of the year award to the people of Gaza and this is how you use your platform!
We don’t talk enough about how eclipse season is so hard for the ADHD community
You guys have white boy of the month but the second a man of colour gets the same attention, you have questions? Don't piss me off.
You guys have white boy of the month but the second a man of colour gets the same attention, you have questions? Don't piss me off.
Must be nice to have the privilege of caring about an eclipse. I miss getting excited about trivial things, back when 100% of my mental and physical energy wasn’t spent on trying to survive every day. This isn’t meant as a slight. I’m honestly happy for you.
Most cringe thing people say in therapy: “I don’t want to kill myself, but I want to die.” Wow, you’re so cool and edgy. As if I haven’t heard that 10 times this week from someone with that exact same jacket.
FaceTimed my sister and she picked up and just stared at the camera and I was like “are you gonna say hi or anything? ‘hello my beautiful sister whom I love and cherish’???” and she went “my New Year’s resolution was to stop lying” 😐
Every single clip of this man makes me think he's a collective hallucination we're all experiencing. He's too handsome, too talented, too smart, too well spoken, too kind, too--
Every single clip of this man makes me think he's a collective hallucination we're all experiencing. He's too handsome, too talented, too smart, too well spoken, too kind, too--
Joaquin Phoenix, Elliott Gould, Chloe Fineman and more than 150 other Jewish creatives have signed an open letter in support of Jonathan Glazer’s Oscars speech. See the full list here: bit.ly/4akBD85
breaking up with a guy means you get a text that’s like “fuck you bitch” but breaking up with a girl means you get a text that’s like “it was really insensitive of you to end things when my moon was in Pisces, furthermore you claim to be progressive but you didn’t even do a land…
sorry to @joshgondelman who my dad officially has beef with San Francisco 4/28 🥰🥰🥰 💌abbygovindan.com/sf
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He woke her up 90 years early
I am enormously proud of my daughter @israhirsi. She has always led with courage and compassion, from organizing a statewide school walk out on the 20th anniversary of Columbine at the age of 15, to leading the biggest youth climate rally at our nation’s Capitol at 16, and now…
grad pics coming soooooon 💙💛🤍
thank you taylor swift for allowing us to see what marnie michaels would’ve been like in her 30s.
taylor swift thinks she’s emily dickinson. matty healy thinks he’s mick jagger. travis kelce thinks he’s donkey kong
easily one of my top 3 taylor swift traits is how she cheats on every man she’s ever met while also holding them to catholic church standards. to me that is feminism
you can find hundreds of these women commenting “there are no bad breeds, just bad owners” on local news stories about pitbulls mauling kids
he only made $65k saved you the time of reading this clickbait trash
Look at this guy. He’s a millionaire who went homeless as a social experiment. His goal? Prove that anyone can make $1M in 12 months with just a phone. The story of Mike Black and what happened next:
everyone is finally (rightfully) obsessed with chappell roan so i just wanna remind ppl of a time when she literally didn’t have merch yet and i tried to dm her to ask her for some
y'all live tweeting that album like yall ain't break into that tortured poet's apartment earlier this week omg
love her and all but if your bikini tops don’t fit your model then you’re failing at your job lol
enough talk about getting the ick, what makes you get the ooo for someone? like ooo i want her
I love the duality that Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter provide as counterparts… Olivia’s songs are like “I’m so insecure and crazy and I’m going to die” and Sabrina’s are like “every boy is in love with me and that makes complete sense”
awkwafina: what is you talmbout
matty healy: im gonna kill myself taylor swift: im gonna kill myself lucy dacus serving red lip realness: