AK Lingus @aklingus
Call me Icy Clive, King of the Sky. Shouts to @Classical. Opinions are mine alone. My poetry's deep, I never fail. He/him. Avatar by @Lubchansky. somewhere in California Joined May 2009-
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Celebrating Rick Moranis’ birthday by saying “beets” in his George Carlin impression voice
This is true in the sense that her personality and music is so pervasive in culture that you will likely have an opinion on SOMETHING about her. The actual person? I have no opinion on her. Her flying everywhere? Wish she’d do that less
This is true in the sense that her personality and music is so pervasive in culture that you will likely have an opinion on SOMETHING about her. The actual person? I have no opinion on her. Her flying everywhere? Wish she’d do that less
It is truly wild that we have gotten this much comedy already just out of selecting a jury for Trump, and now there's an entire whole ass trial with witnesses and exhibits and Trump possibly taking the stand in his own defense still to come
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14K Followers 910 Following https://t.co/bJqPKiEL3i is where I'm mostly at nowPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant
9K Followers 1K Following We don't care for love or money, just drugs and magazines // @HostilePodcastfaboolah 𓅄 🤷�.. @azninthesun
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714 Followers 5K Following #doingitforTina Be kind. "Presidents are not kings, and plaintiff is not President." Hon. Chutkan 2021-1109. "Yours in service!"L Phillips 🍀☮️.. @Mcpuggins
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772 Followers 5K Following Liberal - French American - Keeping an eye on the world, not too happy about what I see … 🏳️🌈🇫🇷🇺🇸Be_a_Decent_Human @AnonyieMouse
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323 Followers 1K Following Proud Waukesha County Dem. Fan of poodles, democracy, forests and a good brandy old fashioned (Korbel, sweet, extra cherries).Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food courtmarvin hoopster @Hegelbon
17K Followers 4K Following He/Him No Cartridge host; bg @MarcSRousseau; avi by @sundown_mcmoon Author Story Mode: https://t.co/FfIUmeFqQw… https://t.co/PVjh6jIJGFDan @dankgdl
38K Followers 2K Following Jnco Maven. Phd, Houthi Institute of Strategic Studies, Georgetown. Natsec Correspondent, Good 'Uns Magazine. Armenian and Pennsylvanian as all hell..Liz Harvey @_lizharvey
8K Followers 1K Following you saw me topless in something but jsyk my tweets aren't like that || i got a new instagram lizharvey__Gore Vidal Sassoon @JimmyJazz1968
14K Followers 910 Following https://t.co/bJqPKiEL3i is where I'm mostly at nowPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant
9K Followers 1K Following We don't care for love or money, just drugs and magazines // @HostilePodcastfaboolah 𓅄 🤷�.. @azninthesun
4K Followers 1K Following i’m your crush’s crush ~ it’s been evening all day long ~devout Silver Jew~in the pocket of Big .. @AllezLesBoulez
12K Followers 440 Following if i'm sued into submission i can still come home to thisKaleb Horton @kalebhorton
20K Followers 2K Following Writer/photographer. Epic, GQ, MTV, Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, Vanity Fair, Vice. Looking for a job. [email protected]. Podcast: @LastExitShowElaine Benes Gesserit @notdylm
2K Followers 983 Following I never travel far without a little Big Starwoke stifler @Yelix
7K Followers 955 Following same username on bluesky | tech/games @ mashable | he/himNick Miller @NickMillerMusic
4K Followers 1K Following America's Sweetheart, still pretending to manage @BrandonEsWolf, @curtofranklin + @Catt_Mampbell || BUY MY MUSIC☾lil ☾weedy ☾ @darth__mouth
13K Followers 937 Following 🍉🍉🍉🍉 bitches love souvlakis. i don’t have to sell my soul. he’s already in me. venmo is lisazain 💸 she/they/heRebecca Fishbein @bfishbfish
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2K Followers 2K Following Distinguished, professional, and militant. Occasionally saying stuff on @twocentsplustax.every time i see a couple of guys up to their necks in a body of water in a photo i have to go through a thorough ten point checklist to determine if the photo is or isnt Spiderland
I get the “haha dumb travis kelce” jokes but if any one of you had to decide whether to cut left or run straight with Fred Warner screaming downhill at you you would fold like Origami
her when she wishes all the racists were gone and matty healy disappears
that bed’s gonna smell like every meal you ever ate
why would she pick the 1830s then. what about the 1830s speaks to taylor swift specifically. is she a big fan of andrew jackson
I wrote about LOST IN TRANSLATION, finding beauty in unexpected places as a young trans girl and the feminizing effect that Sofia Coppola had on my burgeoning cinephilia as an adolescent. patreon.com/posts/102606767 (no paywall)
If Illmatic came out today he’d be like “I sip the Dom P / plug my phone in til it’s charged / then writing in my notes app all the words past the margin”
this premise was outdated with the release of the ipod video
Keanu Reeves will star in Ruben Östlund’s next movie ‘THE ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM IS DOWN’ The film is a social satire set on a long-haul flight on which the entertainment system isn’t working which sparks major chaos. (Source: variety.com/2024/film/glob…)
Hello! I have a new cartoon!! When you have a case that needs to be cracked, sometimes ya gotta bring in The Big Dog…full short here: vimeo.com/936721402
Like I famously lack a sense of humor but what's some of y'all's excuse?
Taylor Swift having an emotional breakdown after getting dumped by Matt Healy because her fans are psychotic is the funniest thing to happen in pop culture. IDC.
thats what bothers me, alongside the sheer Numbers Game of any big pop roll out- the suggestion this is unique in its humanity. i’d have a lot more respect for a messy, mopey double LP (something i often like elsewhere) if it wasnt sold as capitol-A Art(TM) on a target shelf
a lot of people clowning on this tweet. i get what this person means and even if i dont like it, i understand being floored by sheer scope, but here is the beauty of human existence: literally everyone has all of those in them, and the world is overflowing with that kind of art.
Good morning from Donald Trump’s New York hush money trial where a potential alternate just confessed to “trying to find a wife” as one of his hobbies
Also, two things can be true: 1) Liz Truss's ideas are bad and she wants to influence the future of the right; 2) the absolute best (and, to be fair, extraordinarily unlikely) thing for Labour's prospects of winning a second term would be for Liz Truss to be Tory leader again.
You don't kill an idea with thinkpieces. You kill it by killing it. You can still write the thinkpieces if you like, but when your ideological opponent's main standard-bearer is completely discredited in the eyes of the public, point and laugh and point and laugh.
Counterpoint: she and her ideas need to be mocked, relentlessly. It is relatively unusual for the left to be in a position to punch down. When it can, it needs to be absolutely merciless about it.
Liberals shouldn't jeer Liz Truss – smart piece by @lewis_goodall on why more serious arguments than "a lettuce beat you" will be needed against the new right. newstatesman.com/comment/2024/0…