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Not associated with the Federal Reserve. Financial Parody and sarcasm, control of the world’s liquidity. Not investment advice linktr.ee/notjeromepowell Joined January 2010-
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This makes perfect sense. Exactly how the system was designed. Keep everyone dumb so nobody ask questions while we keep enriching ourselves. Exactly how it was intended to be. It’s working perfectly. 10/10
This makes perfect sense. Exactly how the system was designed. Keep everyone dumb so nobody ask questions while we keep enriching ourselves. Exactly how it was intended to be. It’s working perfectly. 10/10
Monetary policy experts pivoting to military analysts on X tomorrow morning
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The only congress trader better than Nancy Pelosi Gottheimer is up 43% already, has traded $40,000,000 worth of stocks this year, and has made 559 trades!!! How is this legal?
Americans today: We’re happy to pay 40% in taxes every year. In fact we should pay more. Americans in 1776 who fought the British over a 2% tax:
History: The United States has never had a gay president. Me:
Jerome Powell after achieving 2% inflation
This is all men want
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@alifarhat79 That is a good example there
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@alifarhat79 @stclairashley Sir STFU and fix the futures pls