Amanda @amandamluciano
27 year old dollar store Zooey Deschanel she/her Massachusetts Joined April 2011-
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Happy new Taylor Swift album day
I highly recommend jury duty if you need to get a lot of reading done
sorry i can’t be her
Trying to figure out the parking situation at a place you’ve never been to
Trying to figure out the parking situation at a place you’ve never been to
I wish I was normal and didn’t need to be liked but instead whenever a barista is like “ok your latte will be out in a couple minutes” I’m like oh wow!!! That’s amazing!! I’m gonna tip 500% is that ok?? I love you!!
I, too, felt the earthquake and I was very brave about it and didn’t google “can an earthquake kill me”
I’ve turned into my father 😔 overwhelmed with anxiety and listening to steely dan
It’s actually illegal to skip the Girls5eva theme song
It’s funny to me that the guy who produced Camp has 2 Oscars
Eating applesauce is humiliating like what am I? A baby?
You cant get me to feel bad for Br*dley C**per I’m sorry
You’re playing checkers while I’m playing a slightly harder checkers
I hate when people are like “if I was that character I would simply ___” but if I was Dickie and the first things Tom Ripley tells me is that he’s good at forging signatures and lying I would’ve kept my distance
As someone who loves vinyl and collecting records all these different vinyl variants doesn’t make collecting fun
Thought about my high school reunion being this year and almost threw up from panic
Ni__cole @Nicole138168
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Umpire_Utility_ @utility41206
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Charlotte_ @Charlot868629
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CaddyChic_ @caddy_chic69828
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REDRAIDER @REDRAIDER126934
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Loanuez @loanuez5179
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Mr. Dr. Professor @Mr_DrProfesor
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ابو كنعان ا�.. @knalsha1
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Florida’s Stormchas.. @FLhurricanes1
299 Followers 2K Following i'm Certified Skywarn Storm Spotter through NWS Tampa Bay Future meteorologist follow me for more thank you also a Content Creator
UptownRabbit92 @uptownrabbit92
150 Followers 197 Following Small Streamer looking to have good debates and have fun being mediocre at gaming. Come say hi https://t.co/zhiYZx4T4e
jason p @talknerdy_2me
359 Followers 2K Following quietly writing my way out of a grammatical cul-de-sac. // https://t.co/1zeR350Pcd
Howzat @HowzatHazrat
577 Followers 5K Following When I opine its mine. Comment, follow, rt ≠ endo®sement.
James McCurry @JamesMc62243715
575 Followers 3K Following Bi Single open for casual relationship 6 foot 1 Pursue your passion and you’ll never work a day in your life
Grant @GrantPender
112 Followers 447 Following
izzy. @izmozero
737 Followers 3K Following i've got worse things to do than this. https://t.co/Mghozv9DMT
Sammy Onyema @Desunguy
820 Followers 5K Following Mechanical Engineer(Production) @SKYRUN ELECTRIC POWER TECHNOLOGY..
Peter @Peter26361731
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emily💕 @ItsEmilyHanson
2K Followers 766 Following 28. my alter ego is a trash can. gaming twitter: @emilygames_x {she/her}
Phil McKraken @PhilMcK71421899
830 Followers 2K Following dad. grandfather. US/UK citizen 🇬🇧🇺🇸. Former drummer of the band Boner Kiss. Former smoker and music producer. Retired business guy. coffee expert.
a stoned ginger @stonedgingers
11 Followers 9 Following An account by a ginger who smokes 🍃 it’s like a journal, but public & more embarrassing 📖
Panthos @_Ri_Weier
412 Followers 5K Following ↙↙↙ Treat to society. 🏴 You can't know enough about nothin'. (they/them)🌹
Big Took @TookyMonster
2K Followers 2K Following Hi I'm Tooky (rhymes with cookie). I am a potato, I'm a hilarious stand-up comic, and you love me.❤️
Samantha Chandler @SlamantherC
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Kenny Goes to Sleep! @kennygray3
360 Followers 635 Following 16:05 | Aug 2-24th | Greenside @ Riddle's Court, Clover Studio
2MuchBread @2MBStudios
1K Followers 4K Following The home to some of the funniest people on Twitch. Join us for a laugh, you've earned it. Produced by @iamBeniam, @Captain_Fear, & @rajandelman.
Thora May @thoramayallen
376 Followers 117 Following
Rakesh Khetarpal @KhetarpalRakesh
14 Followers 24 Following
Audrey Hartburn @AudreyHartburn
453 Followers 804 Following They/Them | Boston’s Drag Changeling | Boston Drag Gauntlet Cycle 6 Fan Favorite | Has a lot to say about Sonic the Hedgehog
Not That Kid @NotThatKid_MA
40 Followers 239 Following this account is defunct. follow @n0tthatkid for any future updates :)
nap mistress @PrincessSnarkle
525 Followers 712 Following Good at words but bad at Twitter. Hair of a mermaid, mouth of a sailor. Jokes on @McSweeneys @thisisrobotbutt @The_Belladonnas @slackjawhumor #binders
Arielle Dundas — LA.. @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
Jeff Landry @ComicJeffLandry
295 Followers 562 Following My goal in life is to win The Mark Twain Prize For American Humor and to use my acceptance speech to speak out against the use of pseudonyms.
Justin Avery Smith @JustAVerySmith
2K Followers 5K Following “A professional comedian” - MIT. Writer & Performer. Seen in @mcsweeneys @TheOnion @TMZLive #PreWGA #Teamster #RecoveringGleek (He/Him)
George Civeris @georgeciveris
26K Followers 1K Following Comedian, co-host @straightiolab, former editor @gawker. Let's do this!
Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn
53K Followers 458 Following RUPAULS DRAG RACE S16 🤍 📺 🤍 creator • slayer 🤍 zoomie zoomie zoomie 🪐 [email protected]
Amanda Tori Meating @AmandaTori69
35K Followers 483 Following @rupaulsdragrace S16 💚 Hot girl/bossy bitch/findom in search of new paypigs to drain their bank accounts for me 👅💦⛓😈 Venmo: @amandatorimeating
Keara Sullivan @superkeara
15K Followers 487 Following Standup comedian, internet darling, woman about town
@ImaniBarbarin@disabl.. @Imani_Barbarin
220K Followers 1K Following she/her Black girl magic+disabled pride |MA Global Comms | my thoughts | #DisTheOscars + #AbledsAreWeird #ThingsDisabledPeopleKnow | ✉️ imani.barbarin gmail
Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad
126K Followers 1K Following writer of some books // curator: https://t.co/VCkHrHdn1j // Ohioan
Mr. Dr. Professor @Mr_DrProfesor
116 Followers 259 Following
Noah Kahan @NoahKahan
300K Followers 443 Following Love tweeting and receiving tweets // Stick Season (Forever) out now
The Judgies Podcast @JudgiesPod
3K Followers 89 Following We're Christian, Erika, and Josh. We curate hilarious stories from the internet and judge them. Come be judgy with us! Business Email: [email protected]
Daejah @DaejahTalksTv
3K Followers 475 Following DaejahTalksTV on all platforms. SE Asia based. Screenwriter, Culture Critic, lover of TV. Anansi. he/they/she 🏳️🌈 DaejahTalksTV @ Gmail
out of context abbott.. @abbottnocontext
123K Followers 16 Following what it do baby-boos? • spoilers
Matt Shearer @MattWBZ
29K Followers 1K Following Reporter @wbznewsradio / Best of Boston 2023, but was probably also Worst of Boston at some point.
Izzzyzzz @IzzzyzzzArt
130K Followers 3K Following izzy | 22 | they/them 🐠⭐️ artist and animator and I also make videos on YouTube!!!! Petz Catz 2 historian (banner by MidnighTisDED)
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
63K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew
477K Followers 2K Following The latest news from Wall St. to Silicon Valley. Informative, witty, and everything you need to start your day. ☕️
Muppet History @HistoryMuppet
286K Followers 2K Following FAN PAGE dedicated to continuing the spirit and silliness of Jim Henson! Curated and Operated by @HalfHearted_JG Business: [email protected]
Sam Sanders @samsanders
197K Followers 4K Following Texan. Loud. Procrastinator. Known for talking to myself and singing to my dog. LISTEN: Vibe Check from @stitcherpodcasts, every Wednesday
Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
1.1M Followers 986 Following "Being Henry The Fonz and Beyond"...My Autobiography …Is Out!
Brennan Lee Mulligan @BrennanLM
295K Followers 2K Following @dimension20show | @WorldsBeyondPod | @CollegeHumor | @Droppouttv | @WayfinderExp | @storypirates | Bigger - @ucbtla | House of Gains - @TheYardTheater | He/Him
Bolu Babalola is tech.. @BeeBabs
155K Followers 1K Following Pop Culture scholar. Sharp tongued lover of love.Sunday Times Bestselling author. 📚#LoveInColour, #HoneyAndSpice, Screenwriter. 📺 #BigAge. #Forbes30Under30.
CEASEFIRE 🇵🇸 @SheaCoulee
464K Followers 1K Following ✨💖👑Equal parts Bourgie & Banji 👑💖✨ RuPauls Drag Race All Stars 5 💅🏾
Woke Man In A Dress @thatonequeen
642K Followers 509 Following Black Lives Matter non binary (he, him ,his, she, her, hers)
Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy
79K Followers 3K Following My @HBO special "The Intruder" out now! See me live on tour👇
emily💕 @ItsEmilyHanson
2K Followers 766 Following 28. my alter ego is a trash can. gaming twitter: @emilygames_x {she/her}
Union Comedy @unioncomedy
479 Followers 673 Following Somerville’s home for comedy shows and classes. See us live every Thursday, Friday & Saturday! (We also have classes in Brookline)
Arden Myrin @ArdenMyrin
37K Followers 447 Following Actor on Insatiable Host of the podcast iHeartRadio podcast WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? Author of LITTLE MISS LITTLE COMPTON
AH @annahossnieh
14K Followers 2K Following
Michelle Wu 吳弭 @wutrain
150K Followers 22K Following Mayor of the City of Boston • Mom to Blaise and Cass • Personal account • She/her
ashley ray🍦ice cre.. @theashleyray
64K Followers 3K Following tv writer/comedian/host of @tvisaypod. [email protected] reps: brillstein
river buddy butcher �.. @rivbutcher
106K Followers 2K Following comedy central half hour "a different kind of dude" streaming 1.27 https://t.co/47zAFADQ9V
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
205K Followers 1K Following ancient reptile. stern but fair. | Omar on Platonic | Apple TV+
Im @leftatlondon on o.. @LeftAtLondon
192K Followers 843 Following CEO of @ChickFilA. Nat Puff, Left at London, /@/. she/her. 1/2 of @WOW_OK_MUSIC. Updates: @LAL_Updates. @leftatlondon every other social media website as well.
Bodega Cats @Bodegacats_
1.1M Followers 9 Following
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Explaining the seder plate at the Columbia encampment. These students truly embody the meaning of Passover in their provisional seder and their commitment to liberation.
joe alwyn to matty healy tonight
aaron dessner you are the glue holding this nation together
i feel as if i’ve listened to Midnights and Evermore back to back i think jack and taylor have pushed each other as far as they can as collaborators in regards to a whole album, and certainly in this musical direction. taylor certainly seems to write a lot of hits with…
A little joke from my Writers Guild Awards monologue.
BREAKING: The Justice Department plans to sue Live Nation/Ticketmaster for running an illegal monopoly over the ticketing industry. This corporate monopoly charges too much for tickets, exploits venues, and hurts fans and artists. The antitrust lawsuit is expected within weeks.
Goddammit.
In his 2024 WGA Awards monologue, Josh Gondelman jokingly admitted he ‘likes to party’ the way people on Twitter have been speculating he does since 2020. trib.al/PrV8sv6
me, in a new city after one sip of coffee: “I could live here”
me when the microwave dinner tells me to “pierce the film lid”
U know ur east coast is showing when u experience an earthquake for the 1st time and ur first thought is “NO the apartment building is collapsing from structural damages and my shitty landlord NOOO”
Just because you’re named exactly how J.K. would name a token gay character does not mean you need to agree with her
just two homosexuals (one slytherin and one hufflepuff) who unequivocally stand with @jk_rowling 🫶🏻
Kat is my favorite journalist. This article is written with so much empathy for both Drake Bell and his victims. Two things can be true: he is a victim AND he perpetuated the cycle of trauma by victimizing others. Both his perpetrator and him deserve to be held accountable.
Drake Bell came forward as a child sexual abuse victim in "Quiet on Set." He has also pleaded guilty to crimes against children. But Bell's supporters have attacked his victim and his other accusers, editing court footage for TikTok and sending vile DMs. nbcnews.com/tech/internet/…
Lizzy, You probably read that age gap romance article. For what it’s worth, I don’t see you as someone who is 8 years younger. I see you as poor. Smooches, Darcy
yesterday I was finishing reading Poor Things at a restaurant and the waitstaff was curious about the book and one of them said "It just didn't sit right with me, she's a sexual baby!" and like, do you actually believe that, or do you feel like that's a Correct opinion to have
As a hospital worker I can confirm your dr or nurse is drinking out of the leaded stanley cups and they love it
Very annoying how it got so cold again. Some of us are trying to have a nice time
Lil' Poundcake Tiny Desk Concert I could not believe
I’m just feeling rly frustrated with the limitations it seems mostly women are under when it comes to comedy. I can’t be flippant, I can’t use hyperbole, I can’t play dumb, I can’t feign mock indignation, I can’t say anything slightly cold without being labeled a “mean girl” UGH
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