αmαndα, iconic demon & pass-around party bottom. @amxndastans
a nasty, nasty bitch. my clothes say ✋🏻 do not talk to me. ༄ : ̗̀ booknerd &͙ gay agendist. cat mom. ➙ : ̗̀ she/her/flick daddy 🐈⬛📚🎞️🥫🎨✨ ♡▹ @jillnochiIl, soup & art Joined December 2007-
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Y'all pray for me ain't nothin wrong just found out Jill doesn't know what The Andy Griffith Show is
Hate this actually, Ms. Rafferty goodbye was perfect, wish they'd done literally anything else or even been one single bit more creative with how they reunited the two of them without negating the sketch's arc.
Hate this actually, Ms. Rafferty goodbye was perfect, wish they'd done literally anything else or even been one single bit more creative with how they reunited the two of them without negating the sketch's arc.
This would immediately fix everything for me and I'm so serious, kids are geniuses and I mean that.
This would immediately fix everything for me and I'm so serious, kids are geniuses and I mean that.
I was teaching a class 'How to love your neighbour who is sad'. To illustrate 'secret sadnesses', I shared that our dog has just died, and started to well up a bit. One girl came up to me afterwards, looked me in the eye and gave me a piece of paper. "This is for you," she said.
Me seeing Rachel McAdams immediately followed by Cecily immediately follow by Clay Chapman this week was CERTAINLY A CHOICE I MADE.
Happy release day to @hystericteeth . It’s an honor to know you, to watch these books find their readers and to know how deeply important they are to folks. What a world. What a Time to be alive. Cheers to you.
“and then he said LYRICS TOO? JESUS”
EVERYONE STANDING UP AND CHEERING FOR HIM AND HIS REACTION… ILL NEVER RECOVER #OSCARS
Cillian Murphy Oscar winner.
The evolution of J two weeks ago saying "I don't know who the fuck this is or why it's playing" in the car when Chappell Roan came on to her singing & whistling along to Champagne Supernova in the kitchen tonight is so wonderful to me. 😍
Lowkey me every day for the past month, tell me why on the way home from work today the lyric, "Friday, gonna meet some man/ Saturday, kissin' on my new boyfriend/ Sunday the Lord comes first/ if I missed you last night I'll see you in church" made me cry BABE ARE YOU OKAY
Never forget the first show after he was fired watching him walk in front of 30 Rock for all of us at standby to let him know how much we dislike him. Still true.
Never forget the first show after he was fired watching him walk in front of 30 Rock for all of us at standby to let him know how much we dislike him. Still true.
rap girl beef, r&b boys fighting, roc nation brunch cancelled, grammys this weekend. hollywood is so back
damn it seems extreme but i support her rip travis tho🙏🏼
damn it seems extreme but i support her rip travis tho🙏🏼
This is harsh batshit crazy, I'm obsessed
This is harsh batshit crazy, I'm obsessed
I just wanna kick this shit off by saying fuck y'all
I'm fine I'm honestly fine everything is fine
I screamed
The Standby Line @standbyline
19K Followers 204 Following Your #1 weekly source for #SNL & #SNLStandbyLine news, cut sketches, & behind the scenes info! ⇨ A fan-run podcast by women, in production with Kenan Thompson
avery @admbeaumont
2K Followers 665 Following writer, comic, editor. answers the question “what if joe pesci was raised on america’s next top model?” 🏒 BU ‘23. formerly @FPANewYork. co-EIC @offsidenewsco.
holtzy lover™ @holtzylover
2K Followers 257 Following Two-time Emmy winner Kathryn McKinnon Berthold is the queen of my heart! 👑❤ || aka @wholia__
Wishing Boot / HAPPY .. @marrymeKateMB
895 Followers 311 Following 98.5% of my heart belongs to Kate McKinnon
emma :) @mckinnonssnl
630 Followers 442 Following “thank you that is so sweet” - sara bareilles as she touched my shoulder and changed my life
united tings of aubre.. @metallicmariska
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mazzy @mazzzeigh
367 Followers 795 Following I want you to lead a life instead of following one around
John Trumbull @TrumbullComic
2K Followers 4K Following Writer for @AtomicJunkShop & the Eisner Award-winning BACK ISSUE. Cohost of the @SNLNerdsShow podcast. #MunchWeek Creator. Cartoonist & Stand-Up Comic in NJ.
chris/wally feresten @cuecardwally
3K Followers 1K Following Order a personalized cue card of your very own today!
Christopher Bligh @captainbligh76
438 Followers 2K Following Entertainment extraordinaire-filmgoer at heart-SNL attendee-WPIX Superfan, TCM Addict/Live Tweeter- freelance adventurer ready no matter the twists or turns.
yasmine @am102na
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Boston Veep Fan @bostonveepfan
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ky❦ (she/they)🫐�.. @rainbowmccarthy
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Sherif Sabry @SherifS09354994
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Claire Glossa @claire_bear125
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jade @jadexinsane
104 Followers 286 Following Cecily Strong fan page Colin Jost’s bday twin #anyataylorjoy always correct… mostly… I’m a hater at heart
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aquagirl242 @HopeyHalloween
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Nat Cassidy, Social M.. @natcassidy
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V.P. Morris @TeaWriteRepeat
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enigmatoys @enigmatoys
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LoveNPain @ijustwanabethe1
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The SNL Standby Birds @standbybirds
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Book Monster @Sshh_ImReading
4K Followers 878 Following George. Explorer of used bookstores. Supporter of indie authors. Recently voted Most Likely To Be Found Rooting Through Paul Tremblay’s Trash. He/Him
From Beyond Press @frombeyondpress
3K Followers 3K Following New independent publishing company specializing in horror, sci-fi, and reprints. Ed/Pub/tweets: @frombeyondmike (he/him).
Gabino Iglesias @Gabino_Iglesias
45K Followers 18K Following Writer/reader/speaker/music lover/book reviewer/freelancer/photographer/PhD/New York Times horror columnist. HOUSE OF BONE AND RAIN is up for preorder! 🇵🇷
Ali Ramina @RaminaAli
0 Followers 33 Following multi-media artist. dog mom. all about the vibes. emotional and sensitive. i will absorb negativity while emitting a positive note that you’ve never heard.
Caroline @carolinew_99
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Saturday Night High P.. @SatNiteHighPod
190 Followers 165 Following Gilda: your High Priestess, aka your Host. Anonymous stoner babe who loves smoking up and talking SNL - new & classic! Apple/Spotify/Stitcher/Google
Lauren S. @Lmsmil
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⭐️Margot⭐️ @Broadwaygirl13
348 Followers 585 Following walking talking IMDb. she/her. Black Lives Matter. SNL x 30. Standby x 36.
isma_Isco @IscoIsma
202 Followers 2K Following It’s nice meeting out different friends from different parts of the world
theawkwardscribe @awkward_scribe
0 Followers 355 Following Taking notes. She/her. Black trans lives matter. 🏳️🌈
Smol 💍 Eric-MonoCh.. @dilfthevampire
760 Followers 3K Following #1 LARS ULRICH DEFENDER🇩🇰||Autistic|| ||Lover of all Decades ||Papa smol ||Current obsession:KITH,The Osmonds,koRn,astro boy, Metallica,Kiss, queen
beaux ⴵ ia @mcusnl
712 Followers 910 Following #NATASHA: i don’t judge people on their worst mistakes
jonathan mills @jonatha72800555
1K Followers 5K Following comic book collector, Democrat, pro choice, loves animals, single, over sixty, lives in a trailer, with a cat. loves movies, black lives matter loves wrestling
Harry Kaufer @HarryKaufer
247 Followers 535 Following Proud Earthling 🌎 Boston fan with 12 championships. Bruins STH since '08. Always digging Lorde, Halsey, and @ripe_love. Tom Brady & Scott’s Tots are the GOATs.
ashley @theindoorplant
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Mike Edward @mikeedward100
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face✋🏻to🤚🏼.. @chappellmoan
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351 Followers 810 Following istg abigail & tallie destroyed my mental health | a queer latina i guess
TV Show Graphs @TVShowGraphs
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The Standby Line @standbyline
19K Followers 204 Following Your #1 weekly source for #SNL & #SNLStandbyLine news, cut sketches, & behind the scenes info! ⇨ A fan-run podcast by women, in production with Kenan Thompson
avery @admbeaumont
2K Followers 665 Following writer, comic, editor. answers the question “what if joe pesci was raised on america’s next top model?” 🏒 BU ‘23. formerly @FPANewYork. co-EIC @offsidenewsco.
holtzy lover™ @holtzylover
2K Followers 257 Following Two-time Emmy winner Kathryn McKinnon Berthold is the queen of my heart! 👑❤ || aka @wholia__
Wishing Boot / HAPPY .. @marrymeKateMB
895 Followers 311 Following 98.5% of my heart belongs to Kate McKinnon
united tings of aubre.. @metallicmariska
1K Followers 986 Following too many shows to list • she/her • blm
mazzy @mazzzeigh
367 Followers 795 Following I want you to lead a life instead of following one around
out of context snl @snl_ooc
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birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights
371K Followers 130 Following woops twitter died RIP in peece beutfitul sweet prince. follow me on mr. zuck's wild world @ realprobirdrights or on blooskeets @probirdrights.bsky.social
Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar
724K Followers 37K Following HuffPost/NY Mag [email protected] Direct Messages Open Text/Call/Signal/Confide/WhatsApp: 310-795-2497. AGENTS: UTA
Eras Resale (Jayna) �.. @Eras_Resale
32K Followers 3K Following Hi everyone, I’m Jayna! Doing everything I can to help swifties safely find tickets to the Eras Tour! Follow for resale tickets, giveaways, & more! 💕 (she/her)
Congresswoman Jasmine.. @RepJasmine
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Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell
240K Followers 23 Following fill out the form in our bio so we can get your tickets to another swiftie! ran by @ttwaswift @folklorewlw and @floellasversion
LittleGhosts @LittleGhostsBoo
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The Eras Tour Updates @TS13ontour
90K Followers 134 Following Fan account dedicated to giving updates on Taylor Swift’s record breaking world tours since 2022 | Turn notifs on | #TSTheErasTour concert film is out now.
Caleb Williams @CalebWi60666760
1 Followers 11 Following
Claire Glossa @claire_bear125
182 Followers 600 Following MA student 🩺 Red Sox ❤️⚾️ always look on the bright side ✨
Spencer Gordon Higgin.. @SpennyHiggs
196 Followers 207 Following Comedian, Writer, Impressionist, Voice Actor, DJ, Mythical Beast, lover of music, cartoons & outer space!
Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing
757K Followers 13K Following Epidemiologist & health economist. Whistleblower. Faculty @NECSI. Fmr 16 years @Harvard. Early warnings: https://t.co/eNp7gjyhC0
gay taylor swift lyri.. @gaylorlyrics
1K Followers 19 Following posting taylor swift lyrics that sound gay/from gay songs every hour!
izzy @spidermannwh
6K Followers 1K Following if you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for red lights.
Stevie Nicks @StevieNicks
434K Followers 107 Following Official Twitter of Stevie Nicks Complete Studio Albums & Rarities, Out 7/28! On Tour Now! 🌙
Eras Fan Project @erasfanproject
8K Followers 47 Following You're not on your own kid 💫 Make the ✨️friendship bracelets✨️ A project run by swifties for swifties during the Eras Stadium Tour!
The SNL Standby Birds @standbybirds
104 Followers 17 Following Your #1 weekly source for #SNL & #SNLStandbyLine bird news, cut bird sketches, & behind the scenes birds. Not a podcast. Birds aren’t real.
Clay McLeod Chapman @claymcleod
7K Followers 653 Following Books. Comic books. Children's books. Film/podcasts/TV.
Book Monster @Sshh_ImReading
4K Followers 878 Following George. Explorer of used bookstores. Supporter of indie authors. Recently voted Most Likely To Be Found Rooting Through Paul Tremblay’s Trash. He/Him
Gabino Iglesias @Gabino_Iglesias
45K Followers 18K Following Writer/reader/speaker/music lover/book reviewer/freelancer/photographer/PhD/New York Times horror columnist. HOUSE OF BONE AND RAIN is up for preorder! 🇵🇷
Stevie Joe Payne @StevijoPayne
68K Followers 15K Following U. S. Navy 1961-1965. I am a high school dropout who finished high school at 23 post navy, started college at 29, and graduated at 57. Sense of humor 27½ %.
PUNS @ThePunnyWorld
659K Followers 5 Following Follow for the most hilarious puns and dad jokes! Not affiliated with any of my tweets.
Gaylor Updates @gaylornews
13K Followers 1 Following Taylor Swift updates, threads and information related to queerness and the LGBTQ community. Turn the 🔔 on so you don't miss anything.
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4K Followers 814 Following Writer, lawyer. I tweet a good deal about the arts, & about David Lynch / Twin Peaks. (Pic: “Gray and Gold,” John Rogers Cox.)
Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats
693K Followers 23K Following #1 Democratic organization on social media. NY Times says we helped defeat Trump in 2020. Follow us on Facebook, Tik-Tok, IG & Tribel: https://t.co/RvkKYTKXE3
ɖɨֆƈօʀɖ ʍօɖ.. @mydevilssong
134 Followers 365 Following fell into the mirror verse to return here again 🖖🏻🏳️🌈♌️ #blm they/them
Mr.S 👁️⃤ @MrSLeakT
19K Followers 8 Following Not Impersonating. The main purpose of this account is to build hype before the releases of Album’s /EP’s/Single’s and share the latest music information.🚨
cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 24 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • MERCH 👇👇
harry being soft @harrybeingsoft
44K Followers 30 Following harry styles being soft | dm for credits
ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse
130K Followers 3K Following Author of 📙 Extra Focus: The Quick Start Guide to Adult ADHD → https://t.co/wBtoaKV3f7
snl complaints @snlcomplaints
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Sappho Bot @sapphobot
86K Followers 0 Following Bot that posts fragments by Sappho. With translations from Anne Carson's 'If Not, Winter,' and more. Modifications have been made to fit the character limit.
Dr. Hawk @choppingwoodpod
13K Followers 2K Following The Chopping Wood Inside podcast is in the lodge and can't leave. Write it in your diary.
the all knower @thealIknower
141K Followers 469 Following
taylor swift rares �.. @shipsonwaters
63K Followers 137 Following she/her (not taylor swift) | @allthewitches
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
95.3M Followers 0 Following All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out now 🤍
Cinco Paul @cincopedia
7K Followers 245 Following Currently living in Schmigadoon! Also wrote the Despicable Me movies, The Lorax, Horton Hears a Who, The Secret Life of Pets, Bubble Boy the Musical, and this.
amanda :: she/her @amxndascott
69 Followers 208 Following "let it be good! dunk on the bulls!" booknerd, film buff, pop music connoisseur. crafty bitch, cat mom, queer agendist. ig: @/amanda.and.a.book 🧛🏻♀️🧚🏻♀🩸✨
Sophia. @cillianseyes
17K Followers 11K Following If you’re having a rough day think about Tommy Shelby 🚬
they’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves them…
yeah that’s literally stevie’s tambourine
Tune in on Thur April 18, at 9 pm to #BackstageStories with Marcia Pendelton on @WBAI and streaming at wbai.org. We'll speak with April Matthis and Lily Santiago who share the stage in the Bway premiere of "Mary Jane" starring Rachel McAdams in her Bway debut.
I just want to take a moment and say thanks to Brian Keene and Joe Ripple, along with all the volunteers and Scares That Care crew for making Author Con a wild, wonderful experience. Side note: $20 is a steal @paulGtremblay . @BrianKeene @ScaresThatCare #scaresthatcare #authorcon
staring out at the river right now doing rewriters at five in the morning and here comes this fishing boat rolling past, all decked out in blue neon lights along the deck in pimp-my-ride fashion, and it looks like a big bioluminescent beast slowly puttering by
are you not embarrassed
Yall it takes a lot for me (a lesbian) to find a man hot. Holy shit-
Am I the only one who thinks this is like sad for a 34 year old man to be acting like this?
Awesome: Travis Kelce finally receives his college diploma while SLAMMING down a beer 🤣
@MilkeMark Hey man it’s really fucked up taking pictures in the washroom
@MilkeMark 'Cause you shouldn't be. It's perfectly ordinary. I would ask why you're taking photos inside of restrooms. THAT'S weird.
here's a thread of chappell roan openly identifying as a lesbian for oomfs out of the loop!
“she’s coming up the stairs so i’m pulling up a chair and im pulling up my hair” BILLIE U FREAAAAAK. gay anthem of the year i fear
thinking about Pete Oswald, a skier who found an injured 88 lb sheep sliding down the slopes of Hector Mountains and carried it to safety
@amxndastans I mean, I’m also a fat person with family history with diabetes and it’s fucking offensive and mean spirited regardless . exhausting.
@amxndastans I mean, that’s literally fat shaming, and it doesn’t matter that it’s something directly personal to me. It’s fucking gross. It was absolutely fat shaming. verbatim my quote is exactly what came out of Kate’s mouth. That’s fat shaming mad at Ryan too. Just everyone says ok 🤷🏼♀️
@amxndastans And you don’t have to apologize for not watching you’re not responsible for it at all!!! I love you don’t even worry about that!!!
@amxndastans She made a vile fat joke. “I kill more chubbies than diabetes “ don’t care if it’s a character it’s a joke that never should’ve been made. absolutely vile. Like I feel genuinely hurt to hear that 2 months after my cousin dying from diabetes. It’s not a punchline. Shame on them.
look at my lawyer i’m going to jail
she’s been doing this for like a decade btw
i’ve truly never seen someone this early into her career with a more commanding and captivating stage presence as chappell roan she is truly so mother
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