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"Greater than the death of flesh, is the death of hope, for in the time of shadows, when we are all caught between dreams of light and darkness, hope is all we have." -Misremembered G’Kar Quote
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Men used to go to war now they go to alpha male bootcamps
just saw a tesler pulling out of a chevron, let that sink in…
me three!
bringing back the semicolon; bc that's how i roll
the male urge to help a stranger park using hand signals
if it's good enough to download it's good enough to retweet
sometimes i like shit just because i don't understand it
the only problem with open bars is that they kinda ruin regular bars
comedy police special victims unit of twitter have silenced the legend @TTL_TM for next 24 hours
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every decision we have is a chance to make the universe better
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685 Followers 220 Following “Evil is making the premedicated choice to be a dick.” - Jason Stackhouse
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DarSide @DarleneOneilKy1
145 Followers 890 Following Time to fish, chase bugs n grow food!! Fires out back w FRIENDS!! (I'm VAXXED)
Charlie Light @charliewrich
10K Followers 1K Following Turned the @cokedupoptions meme account into a $40k/month content agency and sold it. Creator of @huntercoldcalls
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Mr Ed 🐴 @Ed_Randgad
494 Followers 290 Following
Lawrence G. McMillan @optstrategist
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A cuttlefish disguising itself as coral. 📽: Alex Kydd
@SAP__00 I took this “blind” with my Panasonic (not looking through the VF) Just estimated the zoom, selected a fast shutter speed, took about 100 shots and hoped for the best. This was the best.
@runaway_vol Degenerate, graduated to honorary lifetime member.
QT one of your favorite photos. Share camera and settings if you can. Nikon Z7_2 300mm f7.1 1/500s ISO 320 Will RT all. Here is one of mine. From last September.
Saw a guy in the gym training to be a consumer social founder
I usually find it 😉😂
@JillFanoO4 Wait till you see the Tesla cyber bus.
Shit-tests are so 2019; nowadays, girls vet potential mates by getting into life-threatening situations to see if he can save her
every man goes through the fucking idiot phase at some point
llms are the new browsers. not directly profitable, extremely capital intensive and strategically important
This is how people in their late 20s look to me
Then why would you qt? 🫢🤣
It’s ok. Not really paying attention. 🫢🤣
Hey, thanks for letting me complain all the time.
"This thread will teach you more than 4 years at Harvard Business School..."
i have a strong strong urge to buy energy stocks
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